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Elf - 2003 Movie Quotes


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  SON OF A NUTcrackER (full quote)
  us elves try to stick to the 4 main food groups.. candy, candy canes, candy corn, and... SYRUP (full quote)
  SANTA'S COMING! I know him...I know him! (full quote)
  buddy the elf, what's your favorite color? (full quote)
  im just a cotton-headed ninnymuggens (full quote)
  The best way to spread Christmas cheer, is singing loud for all to hear (full quote)
  I like to whisper too (full quote)
  1. Treat everyday like Christmas 2. There's room for everyone on the nice list 3. The best way to spread Christmas cheer, is singing loud for all to hear (full quote)
  ITS AN IMPOSTER (full quote)
  You're sitting on a throne of lies (full quote)
  DID YOU HEAR THAT?!?! (full quote)
  Watch out for the yellow ones, they don't stop! (full quote)
  Hey buddy, how are we going to get the star on top of the tree?.. Hmm, I have an idea.. (full quote)
  guy:why are you smiling? buddy:i like to smile, its my favorite! (full quote)
  Have you seen these toilets?! There ginormous! (full quote)
  He's an angry elf, isnt he? ....Awww Look at you. (full quote)
  SSSSAAAAAAANNNNNNTAAAAAA!OH MY GOD!i know him!i..know..him. (full quote)
  a tribe of esparagus children who are self conscious because they are embarassed by the smell of their urine (full quote)
  hello fransisco, ooo! thats fun to say... fransisco.. frannnnsisco, fransisco,fransisco (full quote)
  Santa: your father is on the naugthy list Buddy:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (full quote)
20947 Buddy the elf! What's your favorite color? (full quote)
20947 Fransisco! That's fun to say!! (full quote)
20947 Santa: There's one thing... your father is on the naughty list. Buddy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! (full quote)
  Boss: This is the north Pole Buddy: No it's not Boss: Yes it is Buddy: No It's not Boss: yes it is! Buddy: No its not-WHERE'S THE SNOW?! (full quote)
  tomorrow at 10a.m Snta is oming to town. SSSAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAA, I know I know him. (full quote)
  You DID IT!!! Congratulations, worlds best Cup Of Coffee!! Great job everybody!! Great to meet you, HI (full quote)
  I'm sorry I won't get to ride the rest of the way with you, OH WAIT I forgot to give you a hug! (full quote)
  Smiling is my favorite!!! (full quote)
  The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear! (full quote)
  watch out the yellow ones don't stop (full quote)
  Buddy:Jovie, wanna go eat food? you know, the code (he winks) (full quote)
30916 This place reminds me alot like Santa's workshop...except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me! (full quote)
  Hey dad I made a list of stuff for us to do today...we're gonna 1) make snow angels for two hours 2) ice skating 3) eat a batch of tollhouse cookies as fast as we can! 4) snuggle (full quote)
  Hi this is Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color? (full quote)
  he must be from the south pole... (full quote)
  You DID IT!!!! Congratulations! World's best Cup of Coffee!!...Great Job Everybody!! Great to meet you all!! (full quote)
  Do you like syrup? yes because the 3 food groups are 1. candy 2.candy canes 3. syrup (full quote)
  You don't smell like Santa! (full quote)
  Sorry! your cars pretty! (full quote)
  Does someone need a hug? (full quote)
  I can't wait to see my dad! We're going to go ice skating and eat sugar plums! (full quote)
  I think you're beautiful and my tongue swells up when I'm around you (full quote)
  We can make gingerbread houses and maybe even hold hands! (full quote)
  Did you have to borrow a reindeer to get down here? (full quote)
  Well then what movie did you sing to me on my birthday? Umm...Happy Birthday!?!? (full quote)
  Buddy: You're not Santa! Santa (at the mall): Yes I am. Buddy: No you're not. Santa: Yes I am. Buddy: Well then if you are, what song did i sing to you on your birthday last year? Santa: Uhhh...Happy Birthday? Buddy: DANG IT. (full quote)
  do you have friends? do you have a best friend? do they wear big coats too? (full quote)
  There's a horrible noise coming from the evil box underneath the window. It sounds like this kssstttowwwwwwoooooooo! Walter: Its not evil buddy its a radiator. It makes noise when it comes on Buddy: No it doesn't its very evil! Its scary to look at! Ok, I'm going...Wait, yes it is. Its ok (full quote)
  I love you! I'll call you in 5 minutes! (full quote)
  debbie: buddy, i didn't recognize you Buddy: I'm in work clothes Buddy: OOO It Looks Like a Christmas tree!!! (full quote)
  Dad: okay buddy Im going to hang up now Buddy: OKAY I LOVE U! I WILL call YOU IN FIVE MINUTES! (full quote)
  your not Santa! You dont even smell like Santa! You smell like Beans and Cheese!!! (full quote)
  This place reminds me of santa's workshop, except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me. (full quote)
  Santa doesn't smell like beef and cheese! (full quote)
  not now arctic puffin. (full quote)
  P.S i'm sorry i shoved 11 cookies in the VCR (full quote)
  So i waited 4 u 4 5 hours! U like skool? got many friends? do u have a best friend? Y is ur coat so big? (full quote)
  i'm sorry i shoved 11 cookies in the VCR (full quote)
  I saw a dog today. Have you ever seen a dog? (full quote)
  Why do you have a big coat? Do you have a best friend? Does he have a big coat? (full quote)
  Buddy: You're my best friend man, your my best friend guy: your my best friend too man! Buddy: My papa is 400! Guy 400! Thats a good one (full quote)
  You look like your from the north pole....THATS EXACTLY WHERE I CAME FROM!! (full quote)
  Heeeey, it looks just like a Christmas tree. (full quote)
  you sit on a throne of lies! (full quote)
  Mom: We can't just throw him out in the snow! Walter: Why not? He loves the snow! He's told me 15 times already! (full quote)
  *sniffs* you smell like beef and cheese...you don't smell like santa! (full quote)
  not NOW, arctic penguin!!!! (full quote)
  your Miraculous! (full quote)
  I didn't know you had elves working here! (full quote)
  Does Santa know you're not in the workshop? (full quote)
  does anyone have any like pictures they took with a digital camera? (full quote)
  You're not the real santa...you smell like beef and cheese (full quote)
  This place is just like Santa's workshop except for the mushroom smell and everyone looks like they want to hurt me! (full quote)
  Bye Buddy, Hope you find your dad! (full quote)
  SHOCKING (full quote)
  If you see gum on the ground - don't eat it; it's not free candy! (full quote)
  he must be a south pole elf (full quote)
  My finger has a heartbeat. (full quote)
  guess what good news saw a dog today have you seen a dog probably have (full quote)
  im in a store and im singing......... (full quote)
  he must be a south pole elf (full quote)
  its the north pole. no its not. yes it is. nooo its not. yes it is. then wheres the snow? why are you smiling? i like to smile its my favorite! (full quote)
  and guess what i love you, i love you, i looooove you (full quote)
  Lady: Do you like sugar? Buddy: Is sugar in syrup? Lady: Yeah Buddy: Then, YES! (full quote)
  I'm here, with my dad and we've never met and he wants me to sing him a song. And i was adopted but you didn't know i was born. So, I'm here now, I found you, Daddy. And, Guess what? I love you, I love you, I LOVE YOU! (full quote)
  (Buddy): Im here. Im in a store and im singing. Im in a store and Im siiinging. IM IN A STORE AND IM SINGING! (Manager): Hey there's no singing in the north Pole! (Buddy): Yes there is! (Manager): No theres not! (Buddy): Yes there is! (Manager): No theres not! (Buddy): Yes there is! We sing all the time. Exspecially when we're making toys. (full quote)
  im in a store an im singing (full quote)
  It's just nice to meet another human that shares my affinity for elf culture (full quote)
  It reminds me of Santa's workshop, except it smells like mushrooms, and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me. (full quote)
  That's shocking. (full quote)
  Does Santa know you left the workshop? (full quote)
  Look at you!! (full quote)
  I'm a human...raised by humans. (full quote)
  i'm hereeee, with my dadddd, andddd we've never met before!, and he wants me to sing him a songgg, i was adopted, and he didnt know i was boooooorn. and im hereee nowww, dadddy! and GUESS what! i love you, i love you, i love YOOOUUU! (full quote)
  It's just like santa's workshop...except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me. (full quote)
  First we can make snowflakes, then we can eat cotten candy until our faces turn purple, and then...we can snuggle. (full quote)
  first we'll make snow angels for two hours then we'll go ice skating and after that we can eat a roll of cookie dough as fast as we can and to finsh it off we can snuggle!! (full quote)
  buddy: so, good news! i saw a dog today! (full quote)
  Not now arctic puffin... (full quote)
  debrah: oh hey buddy, i didnt recognize you! you look good! buddy: thanks DEBRAH! i'm wearing work clothes! (full quote)
  Not now, Artic Puffin. (full quote)
  Not now, Artic Puffin. (full quote)
  BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP.........DID U hear that!???? (full quote)
  Fransisco! That's fun to say!!Fransisco....Fransisco... (full quote)
  i'm sorry for wrecking your board meeting, and for cramming those eleven christmas cookies in the vcr. (full quote)
  Elf: your not santa, what song did i sing to you on your birthday? fake santa: why happy birthday of course. Elf: damnit (full quote)
  at least you have a daddy, some one just rolled me up one day. (full quote)
  I thought maybe we could make ginger bread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands. (full quote)
  I thought maybe we could make ginger bread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands. (full quote)
  ooo pretty!...it looks just like a christmas tree! (full quote)
  you're an angry elf aren't you... (full quote)
8781 So good news, i saw a dog today. (full quote)
Marvin Acme I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins. (full quote)
Marvin Acme I thought maybe we could make ginger bread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands. (full quote)
29731 SANTA!! SANTA'S COMING!! I KNOW HIM, I KNOW HIM!! (full quote)
33955 we elves try to focus on the 4 main food groups, candy, candy canes, sugar, and syrup. (full quote)
35041 santa (full quote)
37714 Alert security... I like to whisper too! (full quote)
37714 back when I was a cumulonimbous cloud... (full quote)
37714 You're sitting on a throne of lies! (full quote)
  Buddy: Im here to see Walter Hobbs, I'm Buddy the Elf (full quote)
  Wow. You're fast. I'm glad I caught up to you. I waited five hours for you. Why is your coat so big? So..Good News: I saw a dog today. Have you seen a dog? You probably have...How was school? Wait it fun? Did you get a lot of homework? huh? Do you have any friends? Do you have a best friend? Does he have a big coat too? (full quote)
  Buddy: I'm in love.. I'm in love and i dont care who knows it! (full quote)
  Im sorry I ruined your life and crammed 11 cookies into the VCR... (full quote)
  Oooh, sucky...very sucky! (full quote)
  You smell like beef and cheese... you're not santa! (full quote)
  sorry that i crammed 11 cookies into your vcr (full quote)
  sorry that i crammed 11 cookies into your vcr (full quote)
  Don't eat the yellow snow. (full quote)
  Not now Arctic Puffin! (full quote)
  You smell like beef and cheese. You're not Santa. (full quote)
  Elf:Dad,Dad,Dad,Dad,Dad... Watlter Hobbs: what? Elf: I can't go to bed without being tucked in... Papa always tucks me in. Walter Hobbs: Fine! (full quote)
  Thanks Mister Norwall (full quote)
  Oooh! what's a Christmas gram? I want one!! (full quote)
  Hey little fella! My name's Buddy! What's yours? *hiss* Awww,does someone need a hug? *hiss and attack* (full quote)
  what's a candy gram? I want one! (full quote)
  (Singsing to his dad) .. And guess what? i love you I love you I LOVE YOU!!! (full quote)
  Mr Norwal: bye buddy, hope you find your dad Buddy: thanks mr norwal (full quote)
  You're sitting on a throne of lies...sniff sniff...you stink!! (full quote)
  Who the heck are you? (full quote)
  Buddy: HE'S AN IMPOSTER!!! HE'S NOT SANTA!!! (full quote)
  I'm singing. I'm in a store and I'm singing... (full quote)
  baby its cold OUUUUTTTSIIIIDEEE (full quote)
  Bye Buddy, I hope you find your dad. (full quote)
  You're not Santa. You smell like beef and cheese. (full quote)
  first we'll make snow angels for 2 hours. then we'll go ice skating. after that we'll eat a WHOLE roll of tollhouse cookie dough as fast as we can. and then to finish..we'll snuggle (full quote)
  Emily: We can't just throw him out in the snow. Walter: Why not? He loves the snow. He's told me 15 times. (full quote)
  Buddy: It's just like Santa's workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms, and everyone looks like they want to hurt me. (full quote)
  Have you seen these toilets? They're gianormous!!! (full quote)
  Wow your fast. Glad I caught up to you. I waited 5 hrs for you. Why is your coat so big?...So, good news...I saw a dog today. Have you seen a dog, you probably have. How’s school. Was it fun? Did you get a lot of homework, huh? Do you have any friends? Do you have a best friend? Does he have a big coat too? (full quote)
  whats a Christmas gram....I WANT one! (full quote)
  Elf: (while Buddy's in a daze)You don't look so good, Buddy. Are you okay? Buddy: I'll be okay. I just need a glass of water. (faints) Elf: AAAAAAAHHH!! (Buddy faints on him) Buddy... (full quote)
  whats a christmas gram? I Want one! (full quote)
  I traveled through the seven levels of the candy cane forrest... scalled the mountains of swirly twirly gum drops... then came through the Lincoln Tunnel. (full quote)
8781 I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite. (full quote)
8781 And if you see a sign that says Peep Show, that doesn't mean that they're letting you look at presents before Christmas. (full quote)
8781 You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It's great to be here. (full quote)
Marvin Acme There are like 30 Ray's Pizzas. They all claim to be the original, but the real one is on eleventh. (full quote)
44748 Smiling's my favorite! (full quote)
47678 Buddy:We're skipping. We're skipping! (full quote)
48285 Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color? (full quote)
helz89 1) i'm in a store and i'm singing. i'm i a store and i'm singing 2) hey. there's no singing in the north pole 1) yes there is 2) no there's not 1)we sing all the time, especially when we make toys (full quote)