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Love Actually - 2003 Movie Quotes


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10929 The Trouble With Love. (full quote)
10929 Turn Me On. (full quote)
10929 Both sides Now. (full quote)
10929 White Christmas. (full quote)
  Boys and Girls, don't buy drugs..... become a famous rock star & u'll get them free!! (full quote)
  Lets go get our ass kicked by love! (full quote)
  Lets go get the shit kicked out of us by love (full quote)
  We need kate... and Leo... and we need them right now (full quote)
  All I want for christmas... is you (full quote)
34647 When the planes hit the Twin Towers, as far as I know, none of the phone calls from the people on board were messages of hate or revenge - they were all messages of love. (full quote)
  ...to me you are perfect, and my wasted heart will always love you (full quote)
  Mark to Juliette: With any luck, by next year I'll be going out with one of these girls. But for now, let me say, without hope or agenda, just because it's Christmas (and at Christmas you tell the truth), to me, you are perfect, and my wasted heart will love you, until you look like this. Merry Christmas. (full quote)
  man (in english): The best part of my day is driving you home. woman(in portugese): Leaving you is the saddest part of my day. (full quote)
  I have a strange feeling that love actually is all around (full quote)
33361 Just in cases. (full quote)
33361 Love actually is all around (full quote)
  1:best sex you've ever had?2:Britney Spears.Only joking!...she was rubbish (full quote)
  You know as well as i do the record's crap. (full quote)
  Dec:Bo billy,i believe you have a prize to give away?billy Mack:yes, Ant or Dec (full quote)
  Im goin to Wisconsin, Wisconsin girls love ugly weird talking men, so thats why I'll fit in perfect there, I'll find me a beautiful American girl who loves ugly, weird yet smooth talking men. (full quote)
  Did you ever have this problem? (looks at painting) Of course you did, you saucy mink (full quote)
  I Should of told her I loved her everyday, because she was perfect everyday. (full quote)
  True love lasts a lifetime. -karen (full quote)
  It's my favorite time of day, driving you. -Jamie It's the saddest part of my day, leaving you. -Aurelia (full quote)
  Sam: The truth is, actually, I'm in love. Daniel: Aren't you a bit young to be in love? Sam: No. Daniel: Ohhh, ok, I, well, I'm a little relieved. Sam: Why? Daniel: Because I thought it would be something worse. Sam: Worse than the total agony of being in love?! Daniel: Umm, no, your right. Total agony. (full quote)
  I love you even when you're sick and look disgusting. (full quote)
36127 Hurry up, big boy. I want you at least two more times before Jamie gets home. (full quote)
36127 DJ: best lay you've ever had? Billy: Britney Spears. DJ: Really? Billy: No, only kidding... she was rubbish. (full quote)
36127 I think you're perfect. (full quote)
36127 Aurelia *in Portuguese*: This stuff better be good. I'm not freezing out here for some shit my grandmother could have written. Jamie: This book is full of crap, you know. (full quote)
36127 David: *Waving both hands idiotically* Hi! *To himself.* Pathetic. (full quote)
36127 In a speech bubble over Blue: We have little pricks (full quote)
36127 I think you're perfect. And my wasted heart will go on loving you... until I look like this *holds up picture of skeleten* (full quote)
  I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes. (full quote)
  Harry:what are you going to do next!? Dip it in yoghurt and stick chocolate buttons all over it!? (full quote)
  1:Er, there was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus? 2:Duh! (full quote)
10929 True love lasts a lifetime. (full quote)
10929 It ain't over 'til it's over. (full quote)
10929 life is full of interruptions and complications. (full quote)
  Are you saying that there was more than one lobster at the birth of Jesus?- Karen Duh!- Her Daughter (full quote)
  youll come back a broken man yeah a broken back from to much sex (full quote)
  I am sure she is a lovely girl but um could you have her ... redistributed (full quote)
  I love that word 'relationship'. Covers all manner of sins, doesn't it? I fear that this has become a bad relationship. A relationship based on the President taking what he wants and casually ignoring all those things that really matter to, erm... Britain. We may be a small country but we're a great one, too. The country of Shakespeare, Churchill, the Beatles, Sean Connery, Harry Potter. David Beckham's right foot. David Beckham's left foot, come to that. And a friend who bullies us is no longer a friend. And since bullies only respond to strength, from now onward, I will be prepared to be much stronger. And the President should be prepared for that. (full quote)
  (1)Hello, David. I mean sir. Oh, shit, I can't believe I just did that. Oh and now I've gone and said 'shit' - twice. (2)Well, you could've said 'fuck', and then we all would have been in trouble. (1)Oh thank you sir. I had an awful premonition that I was going to fuck up my first day. Oh piss-it. (full quote)
  She doesn't even know my name. And even if she did she'd despise me. She's the coolest girl in school and everyone worships her because she's heaven. (full quote)
  (1) He says no one's going to fancy a girl with thighs the size of big tree trunks. Not a nice guy, actually, in the end. (2) Right. Goodness. Well, well. You know, being Prime Minister, I could just have him murdered. Ruthless trained killers are just a phone call away (full quote)
  I'll give you anything you ask for - as long as it's not something I don't want to give. (full quote)
  Hello kids, this is a message from your Uncle Billy. Don't buy drugs. Wait until you're a pop star, and they give you them for free. (full quote)
  Harry: What's that? Rufus: It's a cinnamon stick, sir. [he ties it with a piece of string around the bag] Harry: Look, I really haven't got the time. Rufus: It's almost finished, sir. Harry: [sarcastically] Almost finished? What else can there be? Are we going to dip it in yoghurt? Cover it with Chocolate Buttons? (full quote)
  The Prime Minister: Did you ever have this kind of problem? Yeah - of course you did, you saucy minx. (full quote)
  Prime Minister: I'm very busy and important. How can I help you? (full quote)
  [Aurelia jumps into the lake with hardly any clothes on to save Jamie's book] Jamie: Oh God, she's in. And now she'll think I'm a total spaz if I don't go in too. [takes off his sweater] Aurelia: [in Portuguese] Fuck. It's cold. [Jamie falls in] Jamie: Fuck. It's freezing! Aurelia: [in Portuguese] This stuff better be good. Jamie: It's not worth it you know, this isn't bloody Shakespeare. Aurelia: [in Portuguese] I don't want to drown saving some shit my grandmother could have written. Jamie: Just stop, stop. Aurelia: [in Portuguese] What kind of idiot doesn't make copies? Jamie: I really must do copies. [beat] Jamie: You know, there'd better not be eels in here. I can't stand eels. Aurelia: [in Portuguese] Try not to disturb the eels. Jamie: [Jamie screams in shock because of the eels] Oh God, what the hell is that? (full quote)
  I am Colin. God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all. (full quote)
  ...solving what really matters... to Britain. We may be a small country but we're a great one too. A country of Shakespeare, Churchill, The Beatles, Sean Connery, Harry Potter, David Beckham's right foot... David Beckham's left foot, come to that... (full quote)
  [In Portugese] Jamie: Beautiful Aurelia, I've come here with a view of asking you to marriage me. I know I seems an insane person - because I hardly knows you - but sometimes things are so transparency, they don't need evidential proof. And I will inhabit here, or you can inhabit with me in England. (full quote)
  get out loser (full quote)
  You come back from Elton's and you're gayer than a maypole (full quote)
  for me you are perfect (full quote)
  Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give them to you for free (full quote)
  I am Colin, God of sex. I'm just in the wrong continent that's all! (full quote)
  'tis but the work of a moment (full quote)
  Let'a go get the shit kicked out of us by love. (full quote)
  Being the prime minister's sister really puts your life into perspective. What did my brother do today? He fought for his country. And what did I do? I made a papier mache lobster head. -karen (full quote)
  I’m very busy and important, how may I help you? (full quote)
  life is full of interruptions and complications. (full quote)
  But you don't talk to me...you only talk to Peter. You don't like me. (full quote)
  i made a apae mashe lobster (full quote)
  God only knows what I'd be without you. (full quote)
  Okay Dad, lets do it. Lets go get the shit kicked out of us by love. (full quote)
  Colin, you are a lonely, ugly asshole. No, I am Colin, God of Sex (full quote)
  It's a self-preservation thing, you see. (full quote)
  Kids, don't buy drugs. Become a rock star and they give them to you for free! (full quote)
7539 Hello. I'm very busy and important, how can I help you? (full quote)
10929 Solid gold shit. (full quote)
Icea Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think of the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport. General opinion's starting to make out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but I don't see that. It seems to me that love is everywhere. Often it's not particularly dignified or newsworthy, but it's always there - fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, husbands and wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends. When the planes hit the twin towers, as far as I know none of the phone calls from the people on board were messages of hate or revenge - they were all messages of love. And if you look for it, I've got a sneaking suspicion that love actually is all around. (full quote)
Icea The only thing about romance is that people only get together right at the very end. (full quote)
Icea We've never got friendly. I just wanted to say I hope that can change. I'm nice, I really am, apart from my terrible taste in pie. And it would be great if we could be friends. (full quote)
Icea I'm on Shag highway heading West. (full quote)
Icea [In Portuguese] Beautiful Aurelia, I've come here with a view of asking you to marriage me. I know I seems an insane person - because I hardly knows you - but sometimes things are so transparency, they don't need evidential proof. And I will inhabit here, or you can inhabit with me in England. (full quote)
Icea 1. Hello, David. I mean sir. Oh, shit, I can't believe I just did that. Oh and now I've gone and said 'shit' - twice. 2. Well, you could've said 'fuck', and then we all would have been in trouble. 1. Oh thank you sir. I had an awful premonition that I was going to fuck up my first day. Oh piss-it. (full quote)
Icea 1. He says no one's going to fancy a girl with thighs the size of big tree trunks. Not a nice guy, actually, in the end. 2. Right. goodness. Well, well. You know, being Prime Minister, I could just have him murdered. (full quote)
dilgerfan Hurry up big boy, I'm naked and I want you at least twice before Jamie gets home. (full quote)
Nemo Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think of the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport. General opinion's starting to make out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but I don't see that. It seems to me that love is everywhere. Often it's not particularly dignified or newsworthy, but it's always there - fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, husbands and wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends. When the planes hit the twin towers, as far as I know none of the phone calls from the people on board were messages of hate or revenge - they were all messages of love. And if you look for it, I've got a sneaking suspicion that love actually is all around. (full quote)
Nemo The only thing about romance is that people only get together right at the very end (full quote)
Nemo Tell her that you love her. You've got nothing to lose, and you'll always regret it if you don't. (full quote)
Nemo We've never got friendly. I just wanted to say I hope that can change. I'm nice, I really am, apart from my terrible taste in pie. And it would be great if we could be friends. (full quote)
Nemo Hello kids, this is a message from your Uncle Billy. Don't buy drugs. Wait until you're a pop star, and they give you them for free. (full quote)
Nemo I love that word 'relationship'. Covers all manner of sins, doesn't it? I fear that this has become a bad relationship. A relationship based on the President taking what he wants and casually ignoring all those things that really matter to, erm... Britain. We may be a small country but we're a great one, too. The country of Shakespeare, Churchill, the Beatles, Sean Connery, Harry Potter. David Beckham's right foot. David Beckham's left foot, come to that. And a friend who bullies us is no longer a friend. And since bullies only respond to strength, from now onward, I will be prepared to be much stronger. And the President should be prepared for that. (full quote)
Nemo (1) Hello, David. I mean sir. Oh, shit, I can't believe I just did that. Oh and now I've gone and said 'shit' - twice. (2) Well, you could've said 'fuck', and then we all would have been in trouble. (1) Oh thank you sir. I had an awful premonition that I was going to fuck up my first day. Oh piss-it. (full quote)
Nemo She doesn't even know my name. And even if she did she'd despise me. She's the coolest girl in school and everyone worships her because she's heaven. (full quote)
Nemo Right. goodness. Well, well. You know, being Prime Minister, I could just have him murdered. (full quote)
Nemo Get a grip, women hate sissies. You'll never get a shag if you cry all the time (full quote)
Nemo (1)And I'm afraid there's something really wrong, you know. I mean, it's clearly about his mum, but Christ, he might be injecting heroin into his eyeballs for all I know. (2) At the age of eleven? (1)Maybe not into his eyeballs. Maybe just his veins. (full quote)
39745 #1:I thought something worse had happened to you! #2:worse than the total agony of being in love? #1:oh, right...total agony... (full quote)
42226 billy: Oh fuck, wank, bugger shitting arsehead and hole. (full quote)
42226 Peter: No suprises? Mark: No surprises. Peter: Not like the stag night? Mark: Unlike the stag night. Peter: You admit that the prostitutes were a mistake? Mark: I do. Peter: And it would have been much better if they hadn't turned out to be men? Mark: That is true. (full quote)
42226 Annie: Would you like to meet the household staff? David: Yes. I would like that very much indeed. Anything to actually put of running the country. (full quote)
42226 Annie: This is Terrence. He's in charge. Terrence: Morning sir. David: Good morning. I had an uncle called Terrence once. Hated him. I think he was a pervert. But I very much like the look of you. (full quote)
42226 Pat: good morning, sir, I'm the housekeeper. David: Oh, right. I should be easier than the last lot. No nappies, no teenagers, no scary wife. (full quote)
42226 Colin: food? Nancy: No, thanks. Colin: Yeah, a bit dodgy isn't it? Looks like a dead baby's finger... tastes like it too. I'm Colin by the way. Nancy: I'm Nancy. Colin: Wicked. What do you do Nancy? Nancy: I'm a cook. Colin: Ever do weddings? Nancy: Yes, I do. Colin: They should have asked you to do this one. Nancy: They did. Colin: God, I wish you hadn't turned it down. Nancy: I didn't. Colin: *Giggles* Right... (full quote)
42226 Colin: English girls. They're stuck up you see and I am primarily attracted to girls who are cooler, game for a laugh. Like American girls. So I should just go to America! I'd get a girlfriend there instantly. What do you think? Tony: I think it's...crap, Colin. Colin: That's where your wrong. American girls would dig me with my cute British accent. Tony: You don't have a cute British accent. Colin: Yes I do! I'm going to America! Tony: Colin, you're a lonely, ugly arsehole. Accept it. Colin: Never! I am Colin, God of sex. I'm just on the wrong continent that's all. (full quote)
42226 Radio presenter: That was the Christmas effort from the once great Billy Mack. Oh dear me, how are the mighty fallen. I can safely say that is the worst record I've heard this century...oh, and coincidentally, I believe Billy will be a guest on my friend Mike's show in a few minutes. Welcome back, Bill. (full quote)
42226 Billy: So if you believe in Father Christmas children, like your Uncle Billy, buy my festering turd of a record. And particularly enjoy the incredible crassness of the moment when they try to squeeze an extra syllable into the fourth line. Mike: I think your referring to, *So if you really love Christmas... Billy: *...come on and let it snow.* Ouch. (full quote)
42226 David: Right. Who do you have to screw around here to get a cup of tea and a chocolate biscuit? (full quote)
43762 I am Colin, God of sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all. (full quote)
48315 I've never been so happy to see my stupid big brother! (full quote)
miannone 1) Banoffee pie? 2) No thanks. 1) Thank God. You would have broken my heart if you'd have said yes. 2) Oh. Well. Right. Lucky you. (full quote)
miannone 1) You'll come back a broken man.2) Yes, back broken from too much sex. (full quote)
miannone 1) Right, the Christmas party. Not my favorite night of the year, and your job to organize.2) Tell me.3) Well, it's simple really. Find a venue, overorder on the drinks, bulk buy the guacamole, and advise the girls to avoid Kevin if they want their breasts unfondled. (full quote)
miannone 1) How long have you been working here?2) Um...two years, seven months, three days, and...I don't know, two hours?1) And how long have you been in love with Karl?2) Um...I'd say...two years, seven months, three days, and I guess an hour and thirty minutes. Oh my God, does everyone know?1) Yes.2)Does Karl know?!2) Yes. (full quote)
miannone 1) And what do you call this?2) Bottle.All) [imitating] BAW-tle!1) And how about this?2) Um, straw.All) STROHW!1) And this?2) Table.All) TABLE! Oh. It's the same. The same. (full quote)
miannone 1) Who is it? 2) [on poster] Say it's carol singers. 3) It's carol singers. 1) Well give them a quid and tell 'em to bugger off. 2) [on poster] With any luck, by next year I'll be going out with one of these girls [shows pictures of models]. But for now, let me just say, without hope or agenda, because it's Christmas [and at Christmas you tell the truth] - To me, you are perfect. And my wasted heart will love you until you look like this [shows picture of mummy]. Merry Christmas. (full quote)
miannone 1) Do you love him? 2) what?! 1) I just thought I'd ask the blunt question. 2) No! No, no, no, not at all. Definitely no. No. 1) So that's a no? 2) Yes. (full quote)
miannone 1) But...you never talk to me. You always talk to Peter. You don't like me! 2) I really do have to go...to a lunch. An early lunch. So you can show yourself out? [turns to go, turns back] It's a self-preservation thing, mostly. (full quote)
miannone 1) We've been given our parts in the nativity play! 2) [gasps] 1) And I'm the lobster! 2) [confused] The lobster? In the nativity play? 1) *First* lobster. 2) There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus? 1) Duh. (full quote)
miannone Jamie: Alone again. naturally. (full quote)
miannone 1) Good evening. I am here to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. 2) You want to marry my daughter? 1) Yes. 2) [calls] There's a man here who wants to marry you! 3) [comes out] But I've never seen him before in my life! 2) So? 3) So you're just going to sell me to some man? 2) Who said sell? I'd *pay* him! 1) Excuse me - I am meaning your other daughter, Aurelia. (full quote)
miannone 1) [in English] It's my favorite part of the day, driving you. 2) [in portuguese] It's the saddest part of my day, leaving you. (full quote)
miannone 1) I'm so sorry about that day. It all happened so fast, and he came up to me, and he's the President of the United States! But nothing happened, I *swear*. And I felt like such a fool, because...well, I think about you all the time. And I think that you're the man that I really - 2) We're here! 1) - love. (full quote)
miannone 1) I'm sorry, we haven't been introduced. 2) Right! Well...this is Gavin. 1) Hello, Gavin. 2) And this is...Natalie. She's my...she's my...catering manager. 1) Catering manager! Watch out for this one - twenty years ago, you would have been just his type. 3) Well thanks for the warning - don't try anything, sir, just because it's Christmas. [all laugh uncomfortably] (full quote)
miannone 1) And this is Natalie, your personal assistant.2) Hello, Natalie.3) Hello, David. I mean, sir. Shit, I can't believe I've just said that. And now I've gone and said shit. Twice.2) [laughing] Don't worry. You could have said fuck, then we would have all been in trouble.3) Thank you, sir. I did have an awful premonition I was gonna fuck up on my first day! Oh, piss it! (full quote)
miannone 1) Would you wait around to find out if it's just a necklace, or if it's sex and a necklace, or if, worst of all, it's a necklace and...love? Would you stick around, knowing life would always be a little bit worse? Or would you cut and run?2) Oh, I am so in the wrong. The classic fool.1) Yes, but you've also made a fool out of me. And you've made the life I lead foolish too. (full quote)
miannone 1) food?2) No thanks.1) Yeah, a bit dodgy, isn't it? Looks like a baby's finger...ugh, tastes like a baby's finger. I'm Colin.2) Nancy.1) And what do you do, Nancy?2) I'm a cook.1) Do you do weddings?2) Yes.1) They should have asked you to do this one.1) They did.2) God, I wish you hadn't turned it down.1) I didn't. (full quote)
miannone 1) She doesn't even know my name. And if she did, it wouldn't matter, because she's the coolest girl in school, and everyone worships her because she's heaven.2) Oh. Well basically you're fucked, aren't you? (full quote)
miannone 1) Daniel! I've got a plan! 2) Well, excellent! Let's hear it. 1) Well - girls *love* musicians, right? 2) Right! Look at Ringo Starr - he married a Bond girl. 1) Whatever. So there's this big Christmas concert at the end of term, and Joanna's in it. So I was thinking if I was in it too, maybe she'd notice me, and she'd fall in love with me. 2) Well that is an excellent plan. Besides the obvious little tiny baby hiccup - 1) That I don't play a musical instrument? 2) Yessir. (full quote)
efreder where the fuck is my fucking coat?... Oh, hello Prime Minister. (full quote)
efreder This napsack is chock-a-block full of condoms. (full quote)
kmckay1 When the planes hit the Twin Towers, as far as I know none of the phone calls from the people on board were messages of hate or revenge - they were all messages of love. (full quote)
kmckay1 With any luck, by next year - I'll be going out with one of these girls. [shows pictures of beautiful supermodels] But for now, let me say - Without hope or agenda - Just because it's Christmas - And at Christmas you tell the truth - To me, you are perfect - And my wasted heart will love you - Until you look like this [picture of a mummy] Merry Christmas (full quote)
kmckay1 Daisy: [excited] We've been given our parts in the nativity play. And I'm the lobster. Karen: The lobster? Daisy: Yeah! Karen: In the nativity play? Daisy: [beaming] Yeah, *first* lobster. Karen: There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus? (full quote)
kmckay1 J: You learned English? A: Just in cases. (full quote)