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Cat in the Hat, The - 2003 Movie Quotes


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37388 Alright Nevans...time to die! (full quote)
37388 There was this cat I knew back home where I was bread He never did a single thing his mother said He never used a little box, he made a mess in the hall Thats why they sent him to a vet to cut of both his ba...ba...BOY! (full quote)
37388 Oh Yeah!! (full quote)
  You stupid Hoe....awww baby im sorry, i love you.. (full quote)
36487 Come on kids! You gonna listen to him? He drinks where he pees (full quote)
36487 city Morgue! (full quote)
36487 I knew that milk would come back to haunt me! (full quote)
36487 Let's take a look under the hood (full quote)
36487 This is where they buried my brother (full quote)
36487 I'll get you and make it look like a bloddy accident (full quote)
36487 Oh my cod! (full quote)
36487 Look I'm a girl. (full quote)
36487 If this were my house, I'd be furious (full quote)
36487 There is a third option, it involves murder (full quote)
36487 Alright Nevins...Time to die! (full quote)
36487 Dirty hoe! I'm sorry baby. I love you. hmm. (full quote)
36487 Here she is the Super Luxurious Omnidirectional whatchamajigger, or S.L.O.W. for short! (full quote)
36487 I think there is something wrong with your brakes. When is the last time you had them checked? (full quote)
36487 Get out of my way you hippie freak! (full quote)
36487 But I will happily hold your Canine-American. (full quote)
36487 Let's go Chocolate-Thunda! (full quote)
36487 Mekka dekka license, appa registration. (full quote)
36487 He says you may feel free to call him Thing A if you like. He will also accept Super Thing, Thing King, Kid Dynamite, Chocolate-Thunda... or Ben. (full quote)
36487 I'm the --- in the ---, there's no doubt about that, I'm a super-fun-diferous feline...who's here to make sure that you're...Meeline? Keylime? Turpentine? I got nothin'. I'm not so good with the rhyming. Not really no. (full quote)
  excuse me sir i'd like to to sign my petition..yeah get out of my way you hippie freak are u aware of the senseless wholesale slaughter of the flatulating acid-spitting zumzizeroo..yeah what will it take to get you out of my face? just sign my petition with this large oversized pen that requires 2 hands i see.. will you hold my dog? yes ok i have a problem with the world dog... i don't use the d word per se cause i think it's really really wrong yeah, but i would happily hold your canine american yeah i'm more comfortable with that really yeah.. how much is that canine american in the window... cat...come on! (full quote)
  city Moruge (full quote)
  *Singing* Im sending Conrad awaayyyyyyyyyy (full quote)
  Oh them.. they're magical time traveling elves! Yeah magical (full quote)
  Live alone, die alone.. yeah (full quote)
  Are you telling me that you pay this women to sit on babies? i'd do it for free! (full quote)
  The Cat: Why I'm the Cat in the Hat. There's no doubt about that. (full quote)
  Cat: Dirty ho. (full quote)
  Cat: When a mommy cat and a daddy cat really love each other, they decide... (full quote)
43888 hey every body and welcome to amazing products, im the guy in the sweater that asks all the obvious questions. now hear with his amazing product, all the way from cheshier england its...ME hello! do you like making cupcakes but hate all the cupcake work? well forgettabout everything you know about making cupcakes and say hello to the 'cupcake-inator' IM SO EXCITED!..a cupcake a what? the 'cupcake-inator' you can make cupcakes out of anything,...now wait a tick, did you just say anything?...yeah anything...anything...yes anything...anything...anything...anything...illget you, and it will look likr a bloody accident!...now lets put in a carton of eggs, a package of hot dogs, katsup, and i know what your thinking, even a fire extinguisher, open the tray, poor the mix into the tray close it place it in the conventional oven and bobs your fliping uncle, wow thats amazing, yes and your muffins are just minuets away,...did you just say minuets away?...THATS IMPOSIBLE...not only is it imposible but your stupid,...what...and your ugly, just like your mom, now wait a minuet di you just cal my mother ugly...i mean it i wil;l end you! (full quote)
  They sent him to a vet to cut off both his ba...ba...ba...Boy, that wasn't fun, fun, fun! He never learned you can have fun, fun, fun. But less is more. They may ship you off to school, so rein it in a little! YOu can't spell fun without U in the middle! Human, this cat is currently in violation of...17 of your mother's rules. City morgue! Eighteen! (full quote)
  WHY YOU ASK WHY WHY DOES TH E phone ALWAYS RING (full quote)
44224 1-Suzy. Cromwell. Please. 2-OUT! 1-(sniffle) hey... 2-OUT! (crash) (full quote)
  Indoor stair luge? (full quote)
  ...CHOCO-THUNDA!!!!!!...or Ben (full quote)