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Cheaper by the Dozen - 2003 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
  this movie is great! (full quote)
  awwwwwwwwwwwww get em' (full quote)
  You soaked his underwear in meat?? (full quote)
  what a nightmare! (full quote)
  Don't worry, we've got this. (full quote)
  dad: they're.........everywhere! (full quote)
  Mom 2 words... need new skates (full quote)
  Jake: Uh, your gonna wanna stop now dude! (full quote)
  Jake: I heard you were dissin my family! (full quote)
  Jake: Yeah, i mean with out you we wouldn't be the 12 bakers anymore, we'd be like... 11! (full quote)
  Jake: yeah, and now mom decides to become a career person and like travel the globe (full quote)
  Jake: Day 14 on the alien planet (full quote)
  Jake: The man irons his jeans mom (full quote)
  Jake: Come over anytime dude! (full quote)
  you soaked his underwear in meat...funny..but wrong. (full quote)
  They set me on fire!!! (full quote)
  Nigel: Step off, missy! (Tom snags him) Tom: YOU DON'T TALK THAT WAY, UNLESS IT'S WITH HUMOR!!! (full quote)
  Jessica:dad nigel hit kim with a dart and i assume he will be punished! (full quote)
  call me crazy pops but things are getting pretty twisted around here (full quote)
  o, there fast food people (full quote)
  #1-You were checkin me out right there weren't you? #2-Yes I was and what are you gonna do about it? #1-12 kids later and we still got the heat!!! (full quote)
  Hank: Honey you see this (points to face) this is the money maker, im not real smart, this is all that I have...I know that and im man enough to admit it!!! (full quote)
  Tom: baby!!! Kate: Whoa...baby, must be serious Tom: I was thinkin that maybe we should buy a new mattress and get rid of this old lumpy one!!! Kate: Don't be ridculus you know that you can just pound the lumps out!!! Tom: I can just pound the lumps out? (full quote)
  Put Beans back in his cage, now! (full quote)
  Beep....Beep...beeeepbeeeepbepppp....beep...beeeepbeeeepbepppp (full quote)
38457 You have a dark gift Sarah Baker (full quote)
38457 Soaking his underwear in meat! If I could juct harness that creativity and channel it into something constructive... (full quote)
38457 Is she still dating that doornob? (full quote)
41964 Tom...could you please tell your kids to respect the perimeter around the Le Baron? (full quote)
41964 A family is a support system butch! (full quote)
  f- (full quote)
13284 You soaked his underwear in meat? That is SO wrong, funny, but wrong. Now who was the MASTERMIND in the meat-soaking plot against Hank? -the twins step forward- You were the masterminds? Step back, please. -walks down the group making radar beeping noises to each child and stops at one- You have a dark gift, Sara Baker, and it's going to cost everyone a month's allowance! -the children start to argue- You want to make it two? (full quote)
13284 pasta de la crotch! (full quote)
13284 1. They set me on fire! 2. They were welcoming you into the family, and it was just your jeans. 1. It may have been only my jeans, but what if next time, it's my face? I'm not that good of an actor, this is how I get jobs! -motions to his face- (full quote)
  Mom: Jake, do you have to wear black? Loraine: Black works mom! Jesus like, had his funeral on Christmas! Henry: He died on Easter Barbie! Jessica: He was resurrected on Easter moron! (full quote)
  Ah,Pasta De La Crotch!!!!! (full quote)
  sometimes, i want to kill sara... but id kill for her, always (full quote)
10929 All I'm saying is families are inevitable. They're like death and taxes. (full quote)
  Tom on the phone: There's only 2 ... oh plus 10 (full quote)
  some one from some thin somethin (full quote)
  Tom: (while Sarah plays on the moonbounce) Don't make me come up there! (the moonbounce overinflates and explodes) (full quote)