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50 First Dates - 2004 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
  There's nothing like a first kiss... (full quote)
  You know Walruses have the second largest penises of all Species .... I have the First (full quote)
15166 what are you doing? Nothing, I was just getting some lint off for you... You were going for a feelski! Alright, I'm sorry... But this is like the 23rd time we've made out already and... they're getting blue! (full quote)
15166 Damn you Haole! You make my sister work in your hotels! (full quote)
  I like eating the taco rather than the sausage. (full quote)
28373 I may not be able to kick your assth, but my thister thure can. (full quote)
  can one of you kids go down and find my nuts (full quote)
  No flippies off the dock! (full quote)
  it'th not juith, it'th a protein thake (full quote)
  What's wrong with your nipples? (full quote)
  is that even a man? Ahh i dunno, but ur too drunk to notice remeber? (full quote)
  sharks are like dogs, they only bite you if you touch their private parts (full quote)
  my fingers are available for your sniffing pleasure anytime you like (full quote)
  my hands are smelling extra fishy today, ive been patting my walrus all day (full quote)
  hi im tom (full quote)
  -Daddy, what's a nympho? -The state bird of Ohio. (full quote)
  Sharks, they only bite when you touch there private parts (full quote)
  Ula:Hey cuz you think you can stitch me up when we get back from surfing? Henry: yea im lookin forward to it. Ula's Cousin: Hey bro i wouldn't go surfing with an open wound like that you might attract a shark. Ula: why would that be bad sharks are naturally peacful Cousin: How'd you get that anyway? Ula: A shark bit me (full quote)
  How nice of that man to give me a cd to remind me of all the memorable moments I had with his daughter.... what AN ASSHOLE!!! (full quote)
  (hawaiin guy speaks in hawaiin and then says) which in english mean. look at those 2 shitheads! ~by hollyanne (full quote)
  ~i will go into yr office now and strip naked. next move is up to you. ~i dont know if you realize this but im not into guys (full quote)
  ~hey! you want me to bust yr head open? ~why are you gonna give it to him? ~no daddy i thought you was gonna do it ~hollyanne (full quote)
  no dont do that,lucy my nipples are to sensitive for that(wakes up) ~whos lucy? ~and whats up with yr nipples? ~hollyanne (full quote)
  That's what she gets for eating my roast beef sandwich! (full quote)
  Mary-Kate and Ashley...get a life! (full quote)
  sorry my thon is thycotic (full quote)
  Dude he forgot his name, i feel bad for him....just go on up! (full quote)
  ith not a juice. its a protein thake. (full quote)
  yo,cool dude (full quote)
princesstigereyes Tell me son, has your head always been shaped like an egg? (full quote)
  Wykeekee sneaky between the cheeky (full quote)
40851 Give her the Waikikiki sneaky between the cheeky. (full quote)
  You're the woman of my dreams, and apparently I'm the man of yours. (full quote)
  aren't you a little old to be having wet dreams? (full quote)
  Lucy: I have a boyfriend Henry: oh making up a boyfriend to get rid of my huh? Lucy: no really I have one he's around here somewhere Henry: oh really whats his name? Lucy: Ringo Henry: and is his last name Star? Lucy: no, McCartney! (full quote)
  don't leave just because my son ith thcotic. (full quote)
  hey peanut butter cups, hey tatoo face. (full quote)
5033 This is my good eye (full quote)
  Henry:get back to cleaning the tank and if those are one of your special brownies DONT LET ANY OF THE DOLPHINS EAT ANY. Ula:how do you think i get the dolphins to do a double back flip and play with the white kids (full quote)
  Henry: Oh that didn't work now did it? Shit your pants? So did I (full quote)
  1. So you are Lucy's friend? 2. I think hes more then a friend. hes my boyfriend. 1. So everyday you get her to fall in love with you again? 3. Yea (full quote)
  Moron!!!!!!! what!!! Marlon take off his sandal and angrily throws it at Doug. (full quote)
  That I am a ballet dancer, just in my bathroom. (full quote)
  1. Hey, you want a cracked head, tough guy? 2. Why, are you gonna give it to him? 1. No, Daddy, I thought you wath gonna do it. (full quote)
  1. Hey, Mr. Peanut Butter Cups! 2. Hey, Mr. Could Kill Me In One Punch! (full quote)
  1. You make my sister clean your hotel room! 2. Okay, what does that have to do with this? (full quote)
  Oh, Fish!, right on (full quote)
  I prefer sausage to taco. (full quote)
  aquariaums make me.........supahhh horney (full quote)
  Henry roth: See I'm not so sure about that whole POOFING part. Because I'm not a very good POOFER. Can you demonstrate a good POOF for me? (laughing) Ula: Quit busting my coconuts for 5 seconds... (full quote)
  Hey, do you have a cat? Cause I feel something licking my leg. (full quote)
  Tattoo Face:Hey you like the peanut butta cups? Henry: Yeah. Tattoo Face:You want me to sprinkle the peanut butta cups ova your spam and eggs! Henry: Ah no thanks. (full quote)
6382 1:Ow, You crazy bitch!! 2: Yeah, KEEP RUNNING!!!!! (full quote)
6382 1: Wouldn't you like to spend an hour with that every day? 2: No way, thee things like thit.character #2 has a lisp (full quote)
36418 I much prefer sausage to taco. (full quote)
43599 Being with you is the only way I can have a full and happy life. (full quote)
mmdmaznn Can I have one last first kiss? (full quote)
Lauren U: Aquariums make me super horny. HR: That's not funny. Don't rub those. (full quote)
Lauren L: Do we have sex? H: No, we don't. Just so everybody knows that. We want to. Just kidding. (full quote)
Lauren Douglas: listen, doctor, this... friend of mine's been experimenting a little with steroids. He's been having a lot of wet dreams. Could there be a connection between them? Doctor: Douglas, get off the juice. (full quote)
Lauren Doc:And now, l would like to introduce to you our most distinguished clinical subject...Tom. -Hi. l'm Tom. ---Henry.---Marlin.---Doug.---Lucy. Tom: Hi. Cool flip-flops. Where'd you get them? ---You like those? It's interesting. l was on the north Shore--- Tom: Hi, l'm Tom. ---Henry. -Hi. ----Marlin. Doc:Tom lost part of his brain...in a hunting accident. His memory lasts 10 seconds. Tom: l was in an accident? That's terrible. Doc: Don't worry. You'll get over it in seconds. Tom: Get over it? l mean, what happened? Did l get shot in the brain--? Hi, l'm Tom. ---Hi, l'm Lucy.-Hi. ---Doug. -Hey.-- Marlin. (full quote)