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Club Dread - 2004 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
  there's always one fuckhead like you, trying to shit in the apple pie... well you just shat in the one apple pie that knows how to shit back! (full quote)
  1) play Margaritaville 2) I believe you mean my song, Pina-Coladaburg (full quote)
  Come on, let's see those pinchers people (full quote)
  You wanna fun fucking arrest me? Get a fun fucking warrant! (full quote)
  1) Our survival determines on us interpreting the dumbest fucking song I've ever heard 2) Don't hold back, say what you really think. You know, I've won 7 gold records, how many have you won? (full quote)
  1) Yu and Hank are dead! 2) Why? what did we do? 1) NO, Yu and Hank are fucking dead! 2) Are you threatening me? (full quote)
  I think you should geev it to her seƱor (full quote)
  Penelope: Are you familiar with oral Roberts? Juan: Ehh, ees dat de same as Anal Johnson? Because, well, I'fe dun dat a few times. (full quote)
  This guys gonna be pickin his teeth outta my dump. (full quote)
  Juan Castillo went to yail for eh having eh sex weeth a goat, alright? We lived on a farm...and I got lonely. (full quote)
  Well you didn't ask me to find your wristbands, did you Pip? (full quote)
38044 Putnam: You've menacled me to my death bed, you picadelly whore! (full quote)
38044 1) Who is that girl? 2) That.. *kisses charm on neck* is my girlfriend! (full quote)
  Oh Jesus Christ, that's tequila! (full quote)
  Yeah you wanna get with this tonight, yeah a little of this yeah man come here dude dont be gay. (full quote)
10929 Pleasure Island. (full quote)
10929 Cocaine on my brain. (full quote)
10929 Jungle Lion. (full quote)
  I'm still not sure what happened with all that dirty business back in the jungle, but I'm plagued by the dreams (full quote)
  ...so what do we do, I mean if this is one of ours and this guy's got it it's probably not a good idea to go looking for it, unless....you wanna get your dingy chopped off (full quote)
  song: naughty cow, bongo, and tokey were tired of livin' on land. So the three amigos took an undersea trip and never were seen again... (full quote)
  Lars: I could see how tight you were from over ther Jenny: what can I say, some girls are just tighter than others (full quote)
  1: Hey, man, I really appreciate you bringing me into your life circle 2: Oh, the pleasure's all mine. Say, I hear good things about your fingers (full quote)
  Now, you are here to have fun. If you choose not to have fun, fun will be provided for you. (full quote)
  1: Nice fuckin' hat pussy 2: Hey, you have that bag of grass I loaned you? 3: Ooooo, you now how it is! Let me know when you score some more! (full quote)
  1: We're gonna go for a quick romp in the jungle before the pool party 2: Oooh, I don't know, Stac. I have to play tennis soon, and, well, to be honest, that stretch of the jungle gives me an extraordinary case of the wonky-britches (full quote)
  it's just Wilky, the Welcome Gorilla. These two idiots were trying to hump him, so I thought I'd stash him out here (full quote)
  1: Sorry, Cliff, I need ya in the maze. 2: I'm on break. 1: *shrug* Be happy in your work, pear. (full quote)
  Banana: Oh, dear Chrsit! 2: Oh, you're dead, fucker!... You little prick! You're fucked!... Fuckin' work! Banana: A simple tag would have sufficed. 2: Eat it fuck-nut! uh huh huh! (full quote)
  1: Fuuuuck me!....Damn *giggle*...Maybe I should take you home with me. 2: I don't know if I'd fit in your luggage. (full quote)
  the guy in 14 had a wooden bible (full quote)
5395 I'm still not sure what happened with all that dirty business back in the jungle, but I'm plagued by the dreams (full quote)
5395 ...so what do we do, I mean if this is one of ours and this guy's got it it's probably not a good idea to go looking for it, unless....you wanna get your dingy chopped off (full quote)
5395 song: naughty cow, bongo, and tokey were tired of livin' on land. So the three amigos took an undersea trip and never were seen again... (full quote)
5395 Lars: I could see how tight you were from over ther Jenny: what can I say, some girls are just tighter than others (full quote)
5395 1: Hey, man, I really appreciate you bringing me into your life circle 2: Oh, the pleasure's all mine. Say, I hear good things about your fingers (full quote)
5395 Now, you are here to have fun. If you choose not to have fun, fun will be provided for you. (full quote)
5395 1: Nice fuckin' hat pussy 2: Hey, you have that bag of grass I loaned you? 1: Ooooo, you know how it is! Let me know when you score some more! (full quote)
5395 1: We're gonna go for a quick romp in the jungle before the pool party 2: Oooh, I don't know, Stac. I have to play tennis soon, and, well, to be honest, that stretch of the jungle gives me an extraordinary case of the wonky-britches (full quote)
5395 it's just Wilky, the Welcome Gorilla. These two idiots were trying to hump him, so I thought I'd stash him out here (full quote)
  Bongo the stoned crab was high as a kite, till he fell and cracked hes shell! (full quote)
  i don't know about all that dodgy business in the jungle Lars... but i'm plagued by the dreams. i believe i am safer on my own. (full quote)
5395 1: Sorry, Cliff, I need ya in the maze. 2: I'm on break. 1: *shrug* Be happy in your work, pear. (full quote)
5395 Banana: Oh, dear Chrsit! 2: Oh, you're dead, fucker!... You little prick! You're fucked!...*tackles banana* Fuckin' work! Banana: A simple tag would have sufficed. 2: Eat it fuck-nut! uh huh huh! (full quote)
5395 1: Fuuuuck me!....Damn *giggle*...Maybe I should take you home with me. 2: I don't know if I'd fit in your luggage. (full quote)
5395 the guy in 14 had a wooden bible (full quote)
5395 1: Hey, what about my nipples? 2: *whispers* shut up! Someone's watching us 1: A peeper, huh? My kinda guy 2: NO, I'm serious. It creeped me out (full quote)
5395 what is it? too waxy? (full quote)
47880 You're a real asshole, Putman. (full quote)