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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - 2004 Movie Quotes


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  what if he wakes up all half-baked?...half-baked...:::laughs::: mmm that sounds really good (full quote)
  I love being bathed in the sink (full quote)
  Clementine: This is it, Joel. It's going to be gone soon. Joel: I know. Clementine: what do we do? Joel: Enjoy it. (full quote)
  Joel: Is there any risk of brain damage? Howard: Well, technically speaking, the operation is brain damage. (full quote)
  [Patrick and Stan are discussing Patrick's new relationship with Clementine, whose memory they had erased the week before] Patrick: Well, when we were doing her last week, I fell in love with her. Stan: You fell in love with her? She was unconscious. Patrick: Yeah, but she looked so beautiful... I stole her panties as well. Stan: You what? Patrick: Her panties. Well, I mean, they're not... I mean, they were clean and everything. (full quote)
  Joel: Sand is overrated. (full quote)
  [trying to comfort baby Joel] Clementine: Hey Joel, look, it's my crotch. Just like you remember. Joel: Yuck. (full quote)
  Joel: [narration as Clementine acknowledges him by raising her coffee mug] Why do I fall in love with every woman I see that shows me the least bit of attention? (full quote)
  How happy is the blameless vestal's lot! The world forgetting, by the world forgot. Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd; (full quote)
  Joel: I'm just happy, Clem. I've never felt that before. I'm exactly where I want to be. (full quote)
  I'm making a birdhouse! (full quote)
  Clementine: Can I borrow a piece of your chicken? Joel: And then you just took it, without even waiting for an answer. It was so intimate. (full quote)
  Clementine: Joelie, what if you stayed? (full quote)
  Clementine: You're kind of closed mouthed, aren't you? Joel: Sorry, my life isn't that interesting. I go to work. I go home. I don't know what to say. Clementine: Does that make you sad? Or anxious? I'm always anxious thinking I'm not living my life to the fullest, you know? Taking advantage of every possibility. Just making sure that I'm not wasting one second of the little time I have. (full quote)
  Clementine: This is kinda warped! (full quote)
16093 Joel: Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating. (full quote)
16093 Joel: Is there any risk of brain damage? Howard: Well, technically speaking, the operation is brain damage, but on a par with a night of heavy drinking. Nothing you'll miss. (full quote)
16093 Joel: [narration as Clementine acknowledges him by raising her coffee mug] Why do I fall in love with every woman I see that shows me the least bit of attention? (full quote)
16093 [as Joel and Clementine eat out, he thinks about the other glum-looking couples in the restaurant:] Joel: Are we like couples you see in restaurants? Are we the dining dead? (full quote)
40798 [Clementine is trying to comfort baby Joel by showing him her crotch] Clementine : My crotch is still here, just as you remembered it. Joel : Yuck! (full quote)
40798 [Hammering noises in the background] Rob : Fuck! Carrie : Rob, give it a rest. Rob : Carrie, I am making a birdhouse. (full quote)
40798 Clementine : Joel, I'm not a concept. Too many guys think I'm a concept or I complete them or I'm going to make them alive, but I'm just a fucked up girl who is looking for my own peace of mind. Don't assign me yours. Joel : I remember that speech really well. Clementine : I had you pegged, didn't I? Joel : You had the whole human race pegged. Clementine : Probably. Joel : I still thought you were going to save me. Even after that. (full quote)
40798 Joel : I could die right now, Clem. I'm just... happy. I've never felt that before. I'm just exactly where I want to be. (full quote)
40798 Clementine : Joely? What if you stay this time? Joel : I walked out the door. There's no memory left. Clementine : Come back and make up a goodbye at least, let's pretend we had one... goodbye, Joel. Joel : ...I love you... Clementine : ...Meet me in Montauk... (full quote)
40798 Patrick : Mary hates me. I've never been popular with the ladies. Stan : Maybe if you stopped stealing their panties. (full quote)
40798 Joel : Wait. Clementine : Why? Joel : I don't know. Just wait... for a while. Joel : I don't see anything I don't like about you. Clementine : But you will! But you will, and I'll get bored with you and feel trapped, because that's what happens with me. Joel : Okay. [last lines] Clementine : Okay. Joel : Okay. (full quote)
40798 [Clementine and Joel have broken into an empty house on the Montauk beach] Joel : I think we should go. Clementine : No, it's our house! Just tonight... [she looks at an envelope on the counter] Clementine : ...we're David and Ruth Laskin. Which one do you want to be? I'd like to be Ruth, but I can be flexible. (full quote)
40798 Joel : Is there any risk of brain damage? Howard : Well, technically speaking, the operation is brain damage, but on a par with a night of heavy drinking. Nothing you'll miss. (full quote)
40798 [Mary reads to Dr. Mierzwiak out of Bartlett's Familiar Quotations; the lines are from Alexander Pope's poem Eloisa to Abelard] Mary : How happy is the blameless Vestal's lot! / The world forgetting, by the world forgot / Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! / Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd. (full quote)
40798 Joel : I could die right now, Clem. I'm just... happy. I've never felt that before. I'm just exactly where I want to be. (full quote)
40798 Clementine : Joel, hide me in your humiliation! (full quote)
40798 [Clementine is leading Joel out onto the frozen Charles River] Joel : I don't know. What if it breaks? Clementine : What if? Do you really care right now? (full quote)
40798 Joel : Look at it out here, it's all falling apart. I'm erasing you and I'm happy! Joel : By morning, you'll be gone. (full quote)
40798 Joel : I can't remember anything without you. Clementine : That's sweet, but try. (full quote)
40798 Joel : My God, there's people coming out of your butt. (full quote)
40798 Clementine : Let me show you something... come on... Joel : I think I heard a crack. Clementine : It's not gonna crack, or break, or... it's so thick!... Show me which constellations you know. Joel : Um... oh... I don't... know any. Clementine : Show me which ones you know! Joel : Okay... okay... oh! There's Osidius. Clementine : Where? Joel : Right there... see? Sort of a swoop and a cross, Osidius Emphatic. Clementine : You're full of shit, right? Joel : Nope. Osidius, right there, swoop and cross. Clementine : Shut the fuck up! (full quote)
40798 Clementine : I'm gonna marry you... I know it! Joel : Ummm... okay... (full quote)
40798 Clementine : I wish you'd stayed. Joel : I wish I'd stayed, too. NOW I wish I'd stayed. I wish I'd done a lot of things. I wish I'd... I wish I'd stayed... I do. (full quote)
40798 Clementine : You married? Joel : No. Clementine : Let's move into this neighborhood! Joel : I do sorta live with someone though. Clementine : Male or female? Joel : what? Female... female... Clementine : At least I'm not barking up the wrong tree! (full quote)
40798 Clementine : You're not a stalker, or anything, right? Joel : I'm not a stalker. YOU'RE the one that talked to me, remember? Clementine : That is the oldest trick in the stalker book. Joel : Really? There's a stalker book? Great, I gotta read that one. (full quote)
  i'm not a concept , i'm just a fucked up girl looking for her own piece of mind don't assign me yours (full quote)
  Patrick: Can I help you with anything? Joel: Ummm no, I'm good. (pause) Patrick: what are you doing here? Joel:...I don't really know what you're asking me. (full quote)
  Howard: I came here to work! This is a one time mistake!Mary: Yeah, I'm just a stupid girl with a stupid crush!(stops car abruptly)Howards wife: don't be a monster Howard, tell the poor girl. (to Mary)You can have him, you already have....(drives off) (full quote)
  I'm crawling out of my skin! (full quote)
  i don't need nice. i don't need myself to be it, and i don't need anyyone to be it at me (full quote)
  Joel: What if it breaks? Clementine: What if? do you really care right now? (full quote)
  GREAT JOB TEAM (full quote)
  ...she was just a girl (full quote)
  clemtine: (looks at a picture joel drew of her on a skeleton's body)you made me look...skinny (full quote)
  Clemintine: Sometimes I think people don't understand how lonely it is to be a kid. Like you don't matter. (full quote)
  Clementine: Joely? Joel: Yeah Tangerine? Clementine: Am I ugly? Joel: Uh-uh. Clementine: When I was a kid, I thought I was. I can't believe I'm crying already. Sometimes I think people don't understand how lonely it is to be a kid, like you don't matter. So, I'm eight, and I have these toys, these dolls. My favorite is this ugly girl doll who I call Clementine, and I keep yelling at her, You can't be ugly! Be pretty! It's weird, like if I can transform her, I would magically change, too. (full quote)
  Sand is over-rated. It's just a bunch of tiny rocks. (full quote)
  Carrie, I'm making a birdhouse. (full quote)
Bridge That's Paaaaatrick...Baaaby Boy. (full quote)
Bridge He stole her underwear....he stole her underwear! (full quote)
Bridge ...the perfect ending to this piece of shit story! (full quote)
10929 By morning, you'll be gone. (full quote)
10929 Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating. (full quote)
10929 Where's the self-help section? (full quote)
10929 I think your name is magical. (full quote)
10929 --what are you nuts? --It's been suggested. (full quote)
10929 I apply my personality in a paste. (full quote)
10929 The plane crashed. I didn't crash the plane. (full quote)
10929 It's a birthmark! (full quote)
10929 Everybody's got to learn sometime. (full quote)
33944 Wish me happy Valentine's Day when you call, that'd be nice... (full quote)
33944 1/_That's the oldest trick in the stalker book 2/_There's a *stalker* book? (full quote)
33944 1/_Will you do me a favour and clean the god-damned hair off the soap when you're in the shower.... gross 2/_Yes, of course... gross (full quote)
33944 Drink up, young man. It'll make the whole seduction part less repugnant (full quote)
anne benoit Please let me keep this memory (full quote)
anne benoit I can't remember anything without you (full quote)
anne benoit That is the oldest trick in the stalker book (full quote)
anne benoit You're kinda closed-mouthed are'nt you? (full quote)
anne benoit The only Valentine's Day cards I get are from my mother (full quote)
anne benoit She's gonna be drunk and stupid now (full quote)
anne benoit Oh my God I love this kitchen (full quote)
anne benoit Oh my God, there's people coming out of your butt (full quote)
40798 Joel : I had a really nice time last night. Clementine : Nice? Joel : I had the best fucking night of my entire fucking life, last night! Clementine : Thaaaat's better! (full quote)
40798 Clementine : Joely, don't ever leave me. Joel : You're pretty... you're pretty... pretty... Joel : Mierzwiak! Please let me keep this memory, just this one. (full quote)
40798 Clementine : I apply my personality in a paste. (full quote)
48685 Sand is so overrated. It's just tiny little rocks. (full quote)
48685 1: That is the oldest trick in the stalker book. 2: Really? There's a stalker book? Great! I gotta read that one. (full quote)
schimene Joel: Can you hear me? I don't want this any more! I want to call it off! (full quote)