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Mean Girls - 2004 Movie Quotes


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  Shut up... i didn't say anything (full quote)
  I was a half virgin when I met him! (full quote)
  It's like I have ESPN or something (full quote)
  I know you'll want to take off your clothes and touch each other, but if you do , you'll get chlamydia... now chlamydia, K-l-a... (full quote)
  Oh thank you... so you agree? what? you think you're pretty. (full quote)
  my boobs can tell if it's going to rain. wow thats amazing. well only if its already raining. (full quote)
  is there liquor in this? oh no what kind of mother do you think i am? do you want some? because i'd prefer if you did it in the house (full quote)
  Shes soo Fugly (full quote)
  And you've got to stop calling each other sluts and whores, it just makes it all right for guys to call you that (full quote)
  First you have your cousin, then you have your first cousin, so technically its not my first cousin. (full quote)
  Just don't have sex. If you have sex, you will get pregnant. and you will die. (full quote)
  someone said it wasnt true that i was a virgin in that book, just because i wear super large tampons. but its not my fault i have a heavy flow and a wide-edged vagina. (eww) (full quote)
  who does she think she is? i like invented her. (full quote)
  HER HEAD SO BIG IT'S BECUZ IT'S full OF SERCETS (full quote)
  you're really pretty hah thanks So you agree? you think you're really pretty? uhhh...? (full quote)
  calling somebody else fat will not make you any thinner. calling somebody else stupid will not make you any smarter. (full quote)
  and...there is a 30% chance that it is raining right now! (full quote)
  Regina - you're really pretty! Cady - thank you! Regina - so you agree...you think you're really pretty? (full quote)
  Can I get you guys anything?! A drink?! A condom?! (full quote)
  Gretchen- thats so fetch. Regina- Look Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen because its not OKAY? (full quote)
  Some guy: Hey Janis! nice wig, what's it made out of? Janis : your mom's chest hair!! (full quote)
  Some guy: Hey Janis, nice wig! What's it made out of? Janis: your mom's chest hair!!! (full quote)
  Don't have sex. You will get pregnant. You will die. No missionary, not even standing up. Now here's some rubbers. (full quote)
  Girl: She told everyone I wasn't a virgin. Just because I use super duper tampons. It's not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide Vagina setting. Principal: I can't do this. (full quote)
  Guy: I`m from the school newspaper.. is it all right if i ask you a few questions? Cady:Sure! Guy: Do you want your muffin buttered? Cady: What? Guy: Would you like us to send someone to butter your muffin for you? Cady:ummm... Regina: Leave her alone! Guy:I`m just having some fun Regina: Do you want to have sex with him? Cady:Um.. no thanks (full quote)
  Janis:Yeah so how do you spell your name, Caddie. Cady:Actually it`s pronounced Katie..C-A-D-Y Janis: Yeah.. I`m gonna call you Caddie. (full quote)
  Cady: She took him back! Janis:Ohh I`m sorry. Cady: Why would she do that? Janis: Because she`s a life RUINER!! (full quote)
  Janis: We need to crack Regina..we just gotta find out how what`s the best way to crack her. When we crack her, she`ll be through.. Boy: Say Crack again... Janis:CRACK Cady:Oh here they come.. leave! Regina: Why were you talking to Janis? Cady: I don`t know she just came up to me and started talking to me about crack.. she`s soo weird! (full quote)
  Gretchen:Uhh my thighs are so big Regina:my pores are huge Gretchen: my hairline is so weird Karen:my cuticles totally suck (all look at Cady)Cady:Umm...my breath smells really bad when I wake up Regina:ew (full quote)
  teacher: I didn`t know you worked here? Janis: Yeah, overly priced soaps is my passion teacher: Cady, you should really think about joining the Mathletes..We really should have a girl on the team, not just for points but so the guys can actually meet a girl. Janis`s friend: NO! That`s like commiting social suicide! teacher: Thanks.. (full quote)
  Regina: Gretchen and Cady switch Gretchen: But, Regina I`m always on your left! Regina: well now you`re on my right! Gretchen: But, If we switch, the whole dance will be backwards! Regina:Now, you`re getting on my last nerve (full quote)
  Regina`s Mom: So what kind of music are you into now? Regina: Um mom.. can you go fix your hair? Regina`s Mom: sure sweetie.. Uh i love you girls.. you make me young uh love ya! (full quote)
  -Sometime older people make jokes. Damian- My nana takes her wig off when she's drunk. -your nana and I have that in common. (full quote)
  Damian- That's why her hair is so big.... its full of secrets! (full quote)
  Gretchen: Be sure to check out Mrs. George's boob job. They're hard as rocks! (full quote)
  And on the third day, God invented the Remington 504 to shoot the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals. (full quote)
  Santa: Glen Coco? Four for you Glen Coco! You go Glen Coco! (full quote)
  Girl: One time she [Regina George]punched me in the face. It was awesome. (full quote)
  Regina to Karen- Boo! You whore (full quote)
  Karen:If you're from Africa, then why are you white? Gretchen: You just can't ask somebody why they're white! (full quote)
  Gretchen: Regina, you're wearing sweatpants-Its Monday. Regina: So? Those rules aren't real. Karen: They were real that day I wore a vest! Regina: That's because that vest was disgusting. Gretchen: You can't sit with us!! Regina: Sweatpants are all that fit me right now. (pause) Fine! You can walk home, bitches! (full quote)
  Gretchen: You might think you like someone but... you could be wrong. (full quote)
  Im sorry that everyone is jelous of me.....I cant help it that I'm popular! (full quote)
  That is so fetch! (full quote)
  principal: coach conn, step away from the underaged girls. (full quote)
  Girl: It says in that book that I'm lieing about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons but I can't help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina. Principal: Yeah, I can't do this. (full quote)
  (damiens in the girl's bathroom) girl: Hey you're not supposed to be in here! damien: Oh my god, Danny Devito, I LOVE your WORK! (full quote)
  On Wednesdays we wear pink! (full quote)
  what's a marijuana tablet? (full quote)
  Did you teacher ever try to sell you marijuana or ecstasy tablets? What's a marijuana tablet? (full quote)
  i gave him EVERYTHING! i was only half virgin when i met him! (full quote)
  Mathelete:Hey, are you puerta rican? Janis:no, lebanese (full quote)
  It's probably because I have a big lesbian crush on you!! (full quote)
  Damien is almost to gay to function (full quote)
  KAREN: It won't close! REGINA: It's a five! KAREN: Excuse me. Do you have this in a larger size? SALESLADY: We only carry sizes 1, 3, and, 5. You could try Sears. (full quote)
  GRETCHEN: That is so fetch! REGINA: Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen! (full quote)
  CADY: Well, there must be something you're good at. KAREN: Well, there is this one thing, it's like I have a fifth sense. It's like I have ESPN or something? My breasts can always tell when it's raining. (full quote)
  STUDENT: Nice wig, Janis. What's it made of? JANIS: your mom's chest hair! (full quote)
  STUDENT: Well, the book said I wasn't a virgin. But I only wear extra absorbent tampons because I have a wide vagina and heavy blood flow! MR. DUVALL: Okay, I can't do this. (full quote)
  Gretchen: My father, the inventor of toaster strudel, would not be too pleased to hear about this. (full quote)
  Gretchen: My father, the inventor of toaster strudel, would not be too pleased to hear about this. (full quote)
  I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip flps, so I bought army pants and flip flops. (full quote)
  Random Girl: I Wish We Could All Get Along Like We Did In High school. I Wish I could bake a cake full of rainbows and smiles, that we all could eat and be happy. Someone: SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE! Tina Fey(Forgot the name): Do You Even Go To This school? Random Girl: No, But i have a lot of feelings. Tiny Fey: Just Leave... (full quote)
  Regina (to a random girl)- That is the cutest skirt i ever seen Random girl- Thanks. Regina- where'd you get it? Random girl- it used to be my moms. Regina- vintage thats awesome (to Cady) ugliest F'ing skirt i've ever seen (full quote)
  1) So, have you seen any guys that you think are cute yet? 2) Well, there's this guy in my calculus class who's... 3)Who is it?! 1) It's a senior? 2) His name's Aaron Samuels. 1) No! Oh no you can't like Aaron Samuels. That's Regina's ex-boyfriend! 3) They went out for a year! 1) Yeah, and she was devastated when he broke up with her last summer. 3) I thought she dumped him for Shane Owen.. 1) Hey, irregardless!! Ex-boyfriends are just off-limits to friends! I mean, that's just like, the rules of feminism!!! (full quote)
  Regina: Hello, may I please speak to Taylor Riddell? Taylor's Mom: She's not home yet, who's calling? Regina: Oh, this is Susan from Planned Parenthood. I have her test results. If you could have her give me a call as soon as she can, it's urgent. Thank you! (Mom faints) (full quote)
  Cady: And they have this book, this Burn Book where they write mean things about all the girls in our grade. Janis: what does it say about me? Cady: You're not in it. Janis: Those bitches...... (full quote)
  i thought my stomach was going to fall out my butt. (full quote)
  [in her English class essay, after being humiliated by Regina] Gretchen: Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. 'Kay, Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become o.k. for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just STAB CAESAR! (full quote)
  [in her English class essay, after being humiliated by Regina] Gretchen: Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. 'Kay, Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become o.k. for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just STAB CAESAR! (full quote)
  ...and on the third day god created the remington bull action rifle, so that man could fight the dinosaurs...and the ho-mo-sex-uals. AMEN! (full quote)
  Karen-You know who's looking awfully cute tonight, Seth Mozakowski. Gretchen-But he's your cousin! Karen-Yeah, First cousin! Gretchen-So? Karen-So, you have your cousins, and you have your first cousins, and you have your... Gretchen-No, no honey. Karen-That's not right is it? Gretchen-That is SO night right. (full quote)
  Karen-You know who's looking awfully cute tonight, Seth Mozakowski. Gretchen-But he's your cousin! Karen-Yeah, First cousin! Gretchen-So? Karen-So, you have your cousins, and you have your first cousins, and you have your... Gretchen-No, no honey. Karen-That's not right is it? Gretchen-That is SO not right. (full quote)
  Karen: if you are from africa, then why are you white? Regina: Karen, you can't just ask someone why they are white (full quote)
  I wish we could make a cake with rainbows and smile and always be happy... -Are you even from this school? -No.. I just have a lot of Feelings.. (full quote)
  glen coco..4 for you glen coco...YOU GO GLEN COCO! (full quote)
  I cant help it if i have a wide edge vagina!! (full quote)
  WHAT THE FUCK REGINA! Are you ready to get a dick or a dildo shoved up your pussy!? Because if you are...i'm going to leave the room and take a gun shove it up my cunt and finger myself with it, and if you make me pull the triger...then I will. DONT MAKE ME! AHHHH DONT MAKE ME! U fugly whore! You make me so mad sometimes!(starts crying) WHY! (gun shot)!!! (full quote)
  Irregardless. Gretchen Weeners (full quote)
  i do not like it up the ass!! i swear (full quote)
  Someone wrote in that book that i was lying about being a virgin because i use super-jumbo tampons. But i can't help it that i have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina! (full quote)
  kevin gnapoor's business card: Kevin Gnapoor occupation: mathelete/badass MC (full quote)
  regina- BOOOOOOO YOU WHORE (full quote)
  I love her...shes like a martian (full quote)
  1) your house is really nice 2) I know , Rite? (full quote)
  Jason why are you such a skeez? (full quote)
  I'm having this get together, only the cool kids will be there so you better come biotch... Ok, I'll come... Shut up I love that shirt on you!! (full quote)
  Gretchen:That is SO fetch! Regina: Gretchen, stop trying to make FETCH happen! (full quote)
  Gretchen: That is soo Fetch! Regina: Gretchen stop making fetch work, it never will (full quote)
  fetch (full quote)
  (damieon) I WANT MZY PINK SHIRT back (full quote)
  (damieon) I WANT MY PINK SHIRT back (full quote)
  ITS NOT MY PROBLEM your LIKE IN LOVE WITH ME thats the problem with you plastics you think that everyone loves you when really everyone hates you (full quote)
  DONT HAVE SEX~ YOu Will get pregnet and YOU WILL DIE dont do it missonary~ dont do it standing up JUST DONT DO IT~ everybody take some rubbers (full quote)
  girl:she punched me oce...it was wonderful! (full quote)
  You can't just ask someone why there white. (full quote)
  And how do you stop an evil dictator? You cut of her resources. Regina would be nothing without her high-status man candy, techniqually good physique, and band of ignorant followers. (full quote)
14963 I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can't help it that I'm popular. (full quote)
14963 Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, promise? OK, everybody take some rubbers. (full quote)
24986 1) You're not stupid, Karen. 2) No...I am, actually. I'm failing almost everything. 1) You must be good at something. 2) I can put my whole fist in my mouth. Wanna see? (full quote)
24986 1) where's Cady? 2) She went out. 1) She's grounded. 2) Are they not allowed out when they're grounded? (full quote)
24986 1) Why are you eating Caltein Bars? 2)I'm starving! 1) God I hate those things. That's what Coach Carr gives us if he wants us to go up in Weight Class 2) What? 1) They make you gain weight like crazy. 2) MOTHERF---!!!!!!!! (full quote)
36027 Oh my God - Danny DeVito! I love your work! (full quote)
36027 Karen : If you're from Africa, why are you white? Gretchen : Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white. (full quote)
36199 Hey Kaddie. Actually it's pronounced Katie. Yeah, i'm gonna call you Kaddie. (full quote)
36199 Regina George is a FUGLY SLUT. (full quote)
39286 Kevin Gnapoor:Yo Yo Yo! All you sucka MCs ain't got nothin' on me! On my grades, on my lines you can't touch Kevin G! I'm a mathlete, I'm a nerd, but forget what you heard I'm like James Bond the third, sh-sh-sh-shaken not stirred - I'm Kevin Gnapoor! The G's silent when I sneak through your door. And make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me. Cause the next time you see her she'll be like 'OOH! KEVIN G!' Mr. Duvall: Thank you Kevin, that's enough! Kevin Gnapoor: Happy holidays everybody! Mr. Duvall: K.G. and the power of 3! (full quote)
39286 Kevin:Cady, this is your night. Don't let the hataz stop you from doin' ya thang! (full quote)
39286 Regina George: 120 calories and 48 calories from fat. What percent is that? Gretchen: Uh, 48 into 120? Regina George: I'm only eating foods with less than 30 percent calories from fat. Cady: It's 40 percent. Well 48 over 120 equals X over 100. Then you cross multiply it and get the value of X. Regina George: Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries. (full quote)
39340 oh and we gave you foot cream intstead of face wash and i am so sorry, Regina. i dont know why i did it. maybe its because i have a BIG LESBIAN CRUSH ON YOU! SUCK ON THAT! (full quote)
39340 1)Cady do u even know who sings this? 2)the spice girls? 1) i love her shes like a marshin. (full quote)
39340 Cady's thought: i used to think there was just fat and skinny but aparently there is alot that can be wrong with your body. grechen: my hair line is so wierd. regina: my pores are huge. karen: my nail beds suck. (they all look at Cady) cady:....i have really bad breath in the mornning. karen: ew (full quote)
39340 cady: is there alcohol in this? regina's mom: oh god no honney what kind of a mother do you think i am? why do u want a little cause if you do id rather have u drink in the house. cady: no thank you (full quote)
39340 girl: i wish i could bake a cake made out of smiles and rainbows and we could all eat from it and be happy. voice: She doesnt even go here teacher: do you even go to this school? girl: no i just have alot of feelings teacher: ok, go home (full quote)
39340 cady's thoughts: i was a girl obssesed. i spent 80% of my time talking about regina and the other 20% i was hoping someone else would bring her up so i could talk about her more. i could here people getting bored with me but i couldnt stop it. it was like word vomit that kept coming up (full quote)
39340 Cady's thoughts: in the real world Halloween was a time for little kids to dress up in scary costumes. in girl world it was the one night a year a girl could dress like a total slut and no other girls could say anything about it. the hard core girls just wore lingerie and some form of animal ears. unfortuanly no one told me this rule so i showed up like this. (full quote)
39340 Cady's thoughts: in the real world Halloween was a time for little kids to dress up in scary costumes. in girl world it was the one night a year a girl could dress like a total slut and no other girls could say anything about it. the hard core girls just wore lingerie and some form of animal ears. unfortuanly no one told me this rule so i showed up like this. (full quote)
39340 regina would be nothing without her high status man candy (aaron samuels), her tight physique (hot body), and her loayal band of followers (army of skanks) (full quote)
41409 He's almost too gay to function. (full quote)
41409 Oh no, it was coming up again, the word vomit, NO ACTUAL VOMIT! (full quote)
  Karen:So if you're from Africa, why are you white? Gretchen: Oh my God Karen you can't just go around asking people why they're white! (full quote)
  Damien:Gretchen Weiners knows everything about everyone.That's why her head is so big.It's full of SECRETS! (full quote)
  Gretchen:So have you seen any cute boys you like? Cady:Well there's this guy in my calculus class...Karen:Who is he? Gretchen:He's a senior! Cady:His name is Aaron Samuels.Gretchen: Aaron Samuels! No!No no no!You can't like Aaron Samuels.Karen: Him and Regina used to date. Gretchen: Yeah and Regina was devastated when he broke up with her last summer! Karen: I thought she dumped him for Shane Oman. Gretchen: Whatever! Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are off limits! It's like the rule of feminism! (full quote)
  Redneck Kid: And on the third day, God created the Remington Bullaction rifle. So man can fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals. All the kids: AMEN! (full quote)
  guy:hi,we are doing a lunch times servey for all the new students.is it ok if i ask u a few questions? Cady: sure. Guy: do you like your muffin buttered? Cady: what?! Guy: would like for us to assign someone to butter your muffin? Cady:what?! Regina:Jason why are you suck a skeeze? Guy: i was just trying to be friendly. Gretchen: Jason you were supposed to call me last night! Regina: jason , you do not come to a party at my house with Gretchen and then scam on some poor girl right in front of us!(to Cady) do you want to have sex with him? Cady: no thank you. Regina: so then its settled,so you can go shave your back now,bye jason... Guy:(walking away) Bitch! (full quote)
  Reginas mum:so whats the 411? what are the hot jams? whats everyone listening to? (full quote)
  im not an ordinary mum im a cool mum! (full quote)
  Mr. Duvall: Her name is Cady. Cady Heron. Where are you Cady? Cady: Thats me. But its actually pronunced like 'Katie'. Mr Duvall: My apologies. I have a nephew named Aphrony. And I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Aphrony. (full quote)
  Karen: you wanna do something fun? you wanna go to taco bell? Regina: i cant GO to taco bell, im on an all carb diet. GOD karen you are SO stupid. (Regina gets up and leaves, Gretchen chases after her)Gretchen: Regina come back.. Regina: no one understands me Gretchen: I understand you. Cady: Karen its ok your not stupid. Karen: no.. i am actually. I'm failing almost everything (full quote)
  Regina: No, he can not blow you off like that. He's such a little skeeze, give me your phone. Gretchen: you're not gonna call him are you? Regina: no do you think im stupid. Gretchen: no.. Regina: Wydell on West Boulavard. Gretchen:Caller Id. Regina: Not when you connect from Information...Hi may I talk to Taylor Wydell? Taylor's Mom: She's not home yet, whos calling? Regina: oh well this is Stacey from planned parenthood. i have her test results. if you would tell her to get back to me, its urgent Thank You. ::hangs up phone:: She's not going out with anyone. Gretchen: ok. That was SO fetch. (full quote)
  girl fighting (full quote)
  Oh my god, that is so fetch! Gretchen what is that? Its slang, from uhhh England! (full quote)
  Cady's Thought: I don't know why Janice hates Regina so much.....shes actually pretty nice and a ..... SLUT!!!!!! (full quote)
  Cady's Thought: I don't know why Janice hates Regina so much.....shes actually pretty nice and a ..... SLUT!!!!!! (full quote)
  Get in loser, we're going shopping. (full quote)
  BOO you whore! (full quote)
  ..........and 4 for Glen Coco, you go Glen CoCo, and none for Gretchen Weiners good-bye. (full quote)
  thats why her hair is so big, its full of secrets! (full quote)
  Boo you whore!!! (full quote)
  R: Wait, why don't I know you? C: I just moved here from Africa. R: What? C: I was home-schooled. R: Wait, what?? C: My mom taught me at- R: No, I know what home-schooled is, I'm not retarded. home-schooled... That's really interesting. But you're like, really pretty. C: Oh, thanks. R: So you agree, you think you're really pretty? C: Oh, I don't know... (full quote)
  Santa: 4 for you Glen CoCoa you go Glen Cocoa and non for Gretchen Weiners (full quote)
  And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action Rifle so that Man could kill the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals. Amen (full quote)
  dont have sex, dont have sex migincially dont have standing up, just dont do it because you'll get preagant and will die.Here everyone take some rubbers. (full quote)
  student:i wish we could all get along like we did in middle school. and i could make a cake full of rainbows and smiles and we could all eat it and be happy. (full quote)
  4 for Glen Coco.....you go Glen Coco! (full quote)
  yo yo yo! All u sucka MCs aint got nothin on me! on my grades on my lines u cant touch kevin g! im a mathlete im a nerd but forget what u heard im like james bond the third sh-sh-sh-shaken not stired! im kevin gnapoor the g's silent when i sneak through your door and make love to your women on the bathroom floor. i dont play it like shaggy she'll know it was me because the next time u see her she'll me like OHH! KEVIN G! (full quote)
  this is ass you guys (full quote)
  Cady: I just moved here from Africa. Karen: So if youre from Africa... why are you white...? Gretchen: Oh my God Karen... you cant just ask someone why theyre white! (full quote)
  Jason- Were taking a lunch time survey of new students to mind answering a few questions? Cady- No. Jason- Is your muffin buttered? Cady-what? Jason- Would you like us to asign someone to butter your muffin? Regina- Jason why are you such a skeez? Grethchen- you were supposed to call me last night. Regina- you do not come to a party with Gretchen and 3 days later skam on some poor innocent girl right in front of us, shes not interested. Do you want to have sex with him? Cady- No thank you Regina- good, so it's settled, you can go shave your back now, by Jason. Jason- bitch (full quote)
  Regina- OMG i love your bracelet. Cady- thanks Regina- where'd you get it? Cady- oh, my mom made it for me. Regina- so adorable Gretchen-Its so fetch. Regina- what's fetch? Gretchen- o, its slang, ya know, form England. Karen- so if your from Afria, why are you white? Gretche- OMG Karen you cant just ask people why there white. (full quote)
  Regina- Is butter a carb? Cady- Yes (full quote)
  Karen- Shane Withacowsky is looking fine tonight. Grethcen- OMG i cant believe you just said that. Karen- What, hes a good kisser. Gretchen- He's your cousin. Karen- Yeah but hes my first cousin. Gretchen- Right. Karen- Well you have your cousins, then you have your first cousins, then you have your second cousins. Gretchen- No hunny. Karen- Thats not right is it? Gretchen- That is so not right. (full quote)
  Mrs.Noorbury- O, I didnt know you worked here. Janis- Yeah, modertly priced soaps are my calling. Damien- Shopping? Mrs.Noorbury- O no, i'm just here with my boyfriend (points to old motorcycle gang guy) Joking, sometimes older people make jokes. Damien- My nana takes her wig off when shes drunk. Mrs.Noorburry- your nana and I have that in common. (full quote)
  teacher: I didn`t know you worked here? Janis: Yeah, overly priced soaps is my calling. teacher: Cady, you should really think about joining the Mathletes..We really should have a girl on the team, not just for points but so the guys can actually meet a girl. Damien: NO! That`s like commiting social suicide! teacher: Gee..Thanks Danien. (full quote)
  And on the third day God created the Remington Riffle Bullok, so man could hunt the Dinosaurs, and the Homosexuals (full quote)
  wow damie on you have really out gayed yourself (full quote)
  check out her moms boob job their hard as rocks (full quote)
  karen, you can't just ask people why they're white (full quote)
  like eating the paste special? (full quote)
  school Principal: why would regina george refer to herself as a... Fugle-y Suh-lut? Karen: Hah! (full quote)
  4 candy grams for glen coco you go glen coco.. and none for gretchen weiners. (full quote)
  U SMELL BAD NO I DONT YES YOU DO oh (full quote)
  BOO, YOU WHORE! (full quote)
  AARON-OH NO, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WEAR A costUME REGINA- UHH, SHUT UP, YOU KNOW THAT GIRLL CADY AARON- YEAH SHE'S COOL REGINA- WELL YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL COS SHE HAS A BIG CRUSH ON YOU AARON- REALLY, HOW DO YOU KNOW? REGINA- SHE TOLD ME, SHE TELLS EVERYONE ITS KINDA CUTE ACTUALLY SHE WRITES ALL OVER HER NOTEBOOK MRS. AARON SAMUELS AND SHE HAS THIS SHIRT SHE WEARS UNDER ALL HER CLOTHES THAT SAYS I HEART AARON (full quote)
  1) i hate this song 2)i love this song CADY) i KNOW this song!! (full quote)
  o i did not leave the south side for this! (full quote)
  Can i get you anything?Something to drink?a condom? (full quote)
  That's so fetch! (full quote)
  Regina- she was a lesbian i mean i couldnt have a lesbian at my party there were going to be girls there...in their bathingsuits (full quote)
  cady- im having a get togather with a few cool people and you better be one of them biatch (full quote)
  Alissa... i'm sorry i called you a gap-toothed bitch... it's not your fault your so gap-toothed (full quote)
  Alissa... i'm sorry i called you a gap-toothed bitch... it's not your fault your so gap-toothed (full quote)
  Cady: Secret? what are you saying about? (full quote)
  boo you whore (full quote)
  You can go shave your back now Jason (full quote)
  Gretchen: o my god, that is soo fetch! Regina: Gretchen! Stop trying to make fetch happen! (full quote)
  In the book it said i was lying about being a virgin because i use super jumbo tampons, but its not my fault i have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina. (full quote)
  boo you whore. (full quote)
  Oh no she did not! (full quote)
  Whta are you?-Gretchen I'm a mouse! Duh. -Karen (full quote)
  (While in the girls bathroom) Short Chubby Girl: Hey! Get out of here! Damian: Oh my God! Danny DeVito! I love you work! (full quote)
  Mrs. George: I'm not an ordinary mom...I'm a cool mom! Right Regina? Regina:.....Please stop talking! (full quote)
  And that is how Regina George died...Just kidding! But she did fracture her spine. (full quote)
  Regina: Oooooohhh Janis, it's your dream come true! Diving into a crowd of girls... Janis, while grinning: Ok, so I have this friend who is a new student this year, and I convinced her it would be fun to mess up Regina George's life. So I had her pretend to be friends with Regina, and then she would come to my house after where we would laugh about all the dumb stuff Regina said. And then we gave her these candy bar things that would make her gain weight, and then we turned her best friends against her! And then...Oh yeah, Cady. You know my friend Cady? She made out with her boyfriend and then convinced him to break up with her [Regina]! God!...I am SO sorry Regina! I don't know why I did it...I guess it's probably because I have a big LESBIAN crush on you!!! Suck on THAT! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!!! (full quote)
  Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. 'Kay, Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become o.k. for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just STAB CAESAR! (full quote)
  if you're from africa, why are you white? (full quote)
  1. I will keep you here all night! 2. We can't keep them past 4. 1. I will keep you here til 4! (full quote)
  I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble. And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it. And I'm sorry for bringing it up again. (full quote)
  Gruel. (full quote)
  thats why her hair's so big. it's full of secerets. (full quote)
  I rather see you out there, shakin that thang (full quote)
  ... I know how this would be handled in the animal world....but this was girl world, and in girl world all the fighting had to be sneaky. your hair look sexy pushed back. (full quote)
  dont have sex you will get pregnany and die (full quote)
  My breasts can tell if it's going to rain, Well they can tell if it's raining. (full quote)
  Do not have sex.Because you will get pregnant and die. (full quote)
  Atleats you guys can wear halters I have man shoulders (full quote)
  Let's do somthing fun! Let's go to taco bell! I can't go to taco bell GOd karen you're so stupid! (full quote)
  Regina- Oh My Gosh I LOVE that skirt you're wearing! where did you get it? Girl Wearing Ugly Skirt-Oh it was My moms in the 80s Regina- OoH Vintage! So Cute! Girl wearing ugly skirt walks off... Regina- That is the ugliest effing skirt if ever seen! (full quote)
  -If you're from Africa, why are you white? -Oh my God, Karen. You can't just ask people why they're white. (full quote)
  And on the third day, God created the rifle, so that we could fight the dinosaurs... and the homosexuals. Amen. (full quote)
  Gretchen STOP trying to make fetch happen. It's NOT gonna happen! (full quote)
  -Cady, do you even know who sings this? -Uhh, the Spic Girls? (full quote)
  And on the third day, God created the Remington Bullaction Rifle to fight the dinosaurs... and the homosexuals. Amen (full quote)
  I hear she does car commercials... in Japan. (full quote)
  This one time, John Stamos sat next to her on a plane and he told her she was pretty! (full quote)
  I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when i met him. (full quote)
  -Trang Pak is a grosky little biotch. -Still True. -Dawn Schwiter is a fat virgin. -Still half true. (full quote)
  I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend... so, just promise me you wont make fun of her! (full quote)
  Friends dont date friends ex boyfriends, its like the rules of feminisum (full quote)
  -she doesnt even go here! -do you even go to this school? -no, i just have a lot of feelings (full quote)
  karen: aha aha i cant go out im sick regina: boo you whore (full quote)
  if ur from africa why are you white? -caren you just can ask people why there white! (full quote)
  somone wrote in that book i was lying about being a virgin bc i use super jumbo tampons but its not my fault i have a heavy flow and a wide-set vaginia (full quote)
  Four for u Glenn Coco, u go Glenn Coco (full quote)
  Janis: (imitating Cady) I used to liove Africa with all the little birdies and monkeys!! (full quote)
  if you're from africa, why are you white? (full quote)
  Get in loser we're going shopping (full quote)
  Girl#2: What, he's a good kisser. Girl #1: He's your cousin! Girl#2: Yeah, but he's my first cousin. Girl#1: Right. Girl#2: So you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins Girl#1: NO, Huh-uh. Girl#2: That's not right, is it? (full quote)
  If you're from Africa, why are you white? (full quote)
  cady harren bought army pants and flip flops! so i bought army pants and flip flops (full quote)
8563 My hairline is so weird. (full quote)
8563 I mean, I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There are gonna be girls there in their bathing suits. (full quote)
8563 I love her. She's like a martian. (full quote)
8563 Don't have sex because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up. Just don't do it, promise? OK, everybody take some rubbers. (full quote)
8563 You're a regulation hottie. (full quote)
8563 Maybe some other time when my shirt isn't see-through. (full quote)
8563 They wanted me to get socialized. (full quote)
10929 I'm from Michigan! (full quote)
22140 future plastics (full quote)
22140 That is so fetch! (full quote)
31757 Regina: but you're like, really pretty Cady: Thank you. Regina: So you agree? You think you're really pretty? (full quote)
39645 Somebody wrote in that book that I lied about being a virgin because I use sumber jumbo tampons but I can't help it if i have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina! (full quote)
42140 boo you whore! (full quote)
43025 Regina: But your like really pretty Cady: Thank you Regina: So you agree Cady: What Regina: You think your really pretty Cady: OH ... I dont no (full quote)
44895 Gretchen! Stop trying to make FETCH happen. It is NOT going to happen. (full quote)
44895 Ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That's just like, the rules of feminism. (full quote)
44895 This is the fertility vase of the Undabelli tribe, does that mean anything to you? (full quote)
44895 One time, Regina George punched me in the face. It was awesome. (full quote)
44895 Regina George would be nothing without her high status man candy, technically good physique, and ignorant band of loyal followers. (full quote)
44895 Miss Carolyn Craft looked like her outfit had been picked out by a blind Sunday school teacher. (full quote)
44895 Why would we get you into trouble? We're your friends. (full quote)
44895 This is ass you guys. Two months and all we've done is make Regina's face smell like a foot. (full quote)
44895 Because she's a life ruiner, she ruins people's lives. (full quote)
44895 1: Crack Gretchen and we crack the lock on Regina's whole dirty history. 2: Say Crack again. 1: Crack. (full quote)
44895 I mean I couldnt have her at my party, there we gonna be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean right, she was a LESBIAN! (full quote)
44895 1: what's that smell? 2: Oh, Regina gave me some perfume. 1: You smell like a baby prostitute. (full quote)
44895 1: Will this minimize my pores? 2: That's for your feet. (full quote)
44895 You know I must say, wathcing the police search my house really was the cherry on top of a perfect year. (full quote)
44895 You know I must say, watching the police search my house really was the cherry on top of a perfect year. (full quote)
44895 You know I must say, watching the police search my house really was the cherry on top of a fantastic year. (full quote)
44895 1: Does this have alcohol in it? 2: No Honey, what kind of a mother do you think I am? Why, do you want a little cuz If you do I'd rather you do it in the house. (full quote)
44895 Do you know what people say about you? They say you're a home-schooled jungle freak who's a less hot version of me!!! (full quote)
44895 Actually I'm really good at math. You're pretty bad at math. (full quote)
44895 #1: Do you want to go to Taco Bell? #2: I can't go to Taco Bell I'm on an all carb diet, God Karen you are so stupid!! (full quote)
44895 That's the problem with you plastics, you think that everyone is in love with you when actually everybody hates you!!!! (full quote)
44895 Oh, i used to live in Africa with all the little birdies and the little monkeys!!! (full quote)
44895 You are a mean girl, you're a bitch! (full quote)
44895 And I want my pink shirt back! I WANT MY PINK SHIRT back!!! (full quote)
44895 whatever, I'm getting cheese fries. (full quote)
46845 i mean, ex boy friends are just off limits to friends. Its like an un written rule (full quote)
bunn_95 1- Oh my god she is so annoying. 2- Who is? 1- who's this? 2- gretchen 1- right (full quote)
48391 I'm not like other moms, I'm a cool mom. (full quote)
ruby1987 "Oh my god, Danny Devito I love your work!" (full quote)
ruby1987 Cady: "Grool!" (full quote)
DRKLDY Maybe she feels weird around me, because I'm only the only one who knows about her nose job. *shocked inhale of breath* You didn't her that from me. (full quote)
DRKLDY I know, right! (full quote)
shannykins3 I'm a mouse, duh! (full quote)
lorelore That is sooo FETCH (full quote)