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Shrek 2 - 2004 Movie Quotes

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  quick! tell a lie so your nose grows! what kind of lie? I dont know! say your wearing womens underwear! Ok.. i'm wearing womens underwear Yo.. your nose didnt grow! (full quote)
  It's so nice to have a family together for dinner. (full quote)
  (Donkey just drank the Hapily Ever after Potion) Donkey: Did anything happen? I don't feel any different. Puss: Yeah, you still look like an ass to me. (full quote)
  Fiona: Is that glitter on your lips?! Prince Charming: Mmm, cherry-flavored. Wanna taste? (full quote)
  (Discussing Puss 'n Boots)Shrek: Aw, c'mon. Look at him and his lil' boots! (full quote)
  (downing a shot glass full of milk) Puss: Ugh. I hate Mondays... (full quote)
  (Said by Donkey, about Puss) Let's neuter him, Bob Barker style. (full quote)
  Quick tell a lie! What kind of a lie? I don’t know… say you’re wearing woman’s underwear. Ok.. I’m wearing women’s underwear…. *Awkward pause, nothing happens.* He’s wearing a red thong! No I’m not! *His nose starts to grow* (full quote)
  I'm a real boy! (full quote)
  King Harold: So, should I assume that all of our grandchildren will be... Shrek: (crossly) Ogres. Yes. Queen Lillian: Which is perfectly alright! Isn't that right, Harold? King Harold: No no, it's quite alright, assuming that you don't eat your own young! Shrek: Oh, no. We usually prefer the ones locked away in a tower! King Harold: I only did that because I love her! Shrek: (sarcastically) Oh hmm, child day care or dragon guarded castle? King Harold: You don't understand, you're not her father! Queen Lillian: (sadly) Oh, it's so nice to have a family together for dinner... (full quote)
  IT'S A THONG!! (full quote)
  Pray for mercy from boots (full quote)
  Fairy Godmother: Harold, you've caused me to do something that I don't want to do! King Harold: What?! What are you doing?! Where are we?! Drive-thru cashier: Well howdy, welcome to Friar Fat Boy's, can I take your order? Fairy Godmother: My diet is ruined! (full quote)
  Im a stallion baby! (full quote)
  Gingerbread Man: We're up chocolate river without a popsicle stick. (full quote)
  Policeman: Look what we've got here.Catnip. *holding up a bag of catnip* Puss: I swear, it's not mine. (full quote)
  Shrek: (pretending to be a drone) TGIF, eh guys?... Hey, workin' hard or hardly workin', am I right? (full quote)
  noo, you big stupid pastry! (full quote)
  arent we supposed to be having a FIESTA? (full quote)
  youve made me do something i REALLY didnt want to have to do... break my diet! (full quote)
  Shrek: Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent. what you lack is the capacity! (full quote)
3225 Somebody get me something deep fried and smothered in chocolate (full quote)
3225 1)I'll be your true love 2) No I'll be your true love 3) I'll be true...enough (full quote)
3225 Why the long face? (full quote)
3225 Look at him in his wee little boots. How many cats wear boots, honestly? (full quote)
3225 I'm sorry the position of annoying talking animal has already been taken (full quote)
3225 Oh stop being such a drama king (full quote)
3225 You wanna dance, pretty boy? (full quote)
3225 Now, ye ogre! Pray for mercy from boots (full quote)
3225 1) I have misjudged you 2) Join the club. We've got jackets (full quote)
3225 If we need an expert on lickin' ourselves we'll give you a call (full quote)
19580 1) Shrek? 2) For you, baby, I could be! (full quote)
19580 1) Catnip! 2) Oh...thas not mine! (full quote)
19580 You wannna get your rich, Corinthian leather boots outta my face! (full quote)
  Fiona! (full quote)
  Hey boss...Lets shave him (full quote)
  I this you most certainly am are (full quote)
  I think you most certainly am are (full quote)
  Hes wearing a thong (full quote)
  i hate mondays... (full quote)
  Do you still know the muffin man? (full quote)
  Shrek: How about this? SHREK 2: DUDE, where'S MY DONKEY? OH! THERE HE IS, CUT FROM THE MOVIE, 'CAUSE HE TALKS TOO MUCH! (full quote)
  he croaked! (full quote)
  shrek an donkey on another whirlwind adventure (full quote)
  I'm sorry, the position of annoying talking talking animals has all ready been tacken (full quote)
  Don't feel bad Nearly everybody you meet wants to kill you. (full quote)
  Donkey, you have the right to remain silent. what you lack, is the capacity. (full quote)
  Shrek: Thank you gentlemen! Someday I will repay you. Unless, of course, I can't find you or if I forget. (full quote)
22140 Donkey! (full quote)
22140 iT'S A THONG! (full quote)
22140 Charming? 2. aren't I dad?! 3. well yes (full quote)
40905 No,no,no! You great, stupid pastry! (full quote)
42405 Beeee Gooooooooood. (full quote)
42540 Fire up the oven, muffin man, we've got a BIG order to fill (full quote)
42540 1) Is that glitter on your lips? 2)Cherry flavored; want a taste? (full quote)
47955 Donkey:Yo Shrek watch out, I think he got a piece!!! (full quote)
rockthaboat08 shrek: who says i want to be a part of this family? Fiona: Uh you did when you married me? (full quote)
rockthaboat08 Shrek(to donkey) Could you not be yourself for 5 minutes?! (full quote)
ruby1987 Shrek: "Better out than in I always say" (full quote)
jakuvharts We're gonna need flour, lots and lots of flour! (full quote)
FutureHunter94 1) more Heat, Less Foam! (full quote)