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Saved! - 2004 Movie Quotes

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38880 I crashed my van into Jesus! (full quote)
38907 1)I am filled with Christ's Love! (throws bible) 2)This is not a weapon (holds up bible), you idiot! (full quote)
  im the dad, im the boyfriend, im his boyfriend (full quote)
  second hand smoke kills....Yeah, well Im counting on it! (full quote)
  1. I don't think we're supposed to be in here...2.Yes, yes we are! (full quote)
  Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks your an asshole (full quote)
  1: I keep trying to remember that everytime Jesus closes a door, he opens a window. 2: So that we have something to jump out of. (full quote)
  The muffin shop is closed! (full quote)
  You stare at my ass again...I'll push you off a cliff. (full quote)
  I'm the father. I'm the boyfriend. I'm his boyfriend. (full quote)
  -There's only one reason why good Christian girls go to Planned Parenthood... -Mary's planting a pipe bomb?!??!! (full quote)
  Now that's what I call hung on the cross! (full quote)
  Whenever God closes a door, he opens a window. -Yeah, for us to jump out of. (full quote)
14963 Lillian : When Jesus closes a door he opens a window Mary : Yeah, so we can jump out it. (full quote)
14963 Cassandra : What's the only reason a Christian girl comes downtown to the Planned Parenthood clinic? Roland : To plant a pipe bomb? Cassandra : Okay, two reasons. (full quote)
14963 Why would God make us so different if he wanted us to be the same? (full quote)
14963 Veronica : Roland is so blessed to have such a thoughtful sister. You know, in countries like China, Hilary Faye would probably have been killed at birth. Hilary Faye : And then where would you be, Roland? Roland : China. (full quote)
  Are you down with G.O.D.? (full quote)
  Are you down with G.O.D.? (full quote)
  (sign Roland holds):will dance for food (full quote)
  Let's get our Christ on! Let's kick it Jesus style! (full quote)
  Prayer saves, Mary, it's been medically proven. You know that! (full quote)
  Cassandra : Are you playing footsies with me? Roland : Wheelies. . . (full quote)
  Hillary Fye-She said she has a hot pussy. (full quote)
  He was sent to mercy house for degayification (full quote)
  Ridin' the board for the Lord. (full quote)
  I know what you're looking at, Mary...and Jesus does too. (full quote)
  Oh and another thing, the muffin shop is closed, no more muffins for you! (full quote)
  1)Do you wanna go out sometime? I'm like totally adorable. 2)(Laughs) Um...I'm not dating right now. 1)How bout tomorrow? Will you be dating then? (full quote)
  It's not like it was somekind of secret. He was like a one-man gay pride parade (full quote)
  She tried to exorcise you? That was nice of her I guess. (full quote)
48046 Of course Jesus is white. Gosh Roland, sometimes i think you're retarted too. (full quote)
angierox310 Ok, ok, who's down with G-O-D!? (full quote)
RamsGirl11 it's not a scooter it's a vespa (full quote)
RamsGirl11 1: Are you okay? 2: No, Roland... I crashed my van into Jesus! Okay? I have a pimple the size of Jupiter! I am NOT okay! This is not how I wanted to remember my Prom. This is not how I wanted to remember my life. (full quote)
RamsGirl11 Hilary Faye: I know what you're looking at, Mary. And Jesus does too (full quote)