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Jersey Girl - 2004 Movie Quotes

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bigcat58 'Cats' is the second worst thing that ever happened to New york. (full quote)
bigcat58 George Michael is all about the ladies. 'I want your sex', does that sound like he's singing to a guy? (full quote)
bigcat58 1. Do you have any questions about what you saw? 2. Do you have what Brian has? 1. Yes. 2. Is it as big as his? 2. Sadly, yes. (full quote)
  You're the only thing I was ever good at. (full quote)
  hes just talking to make sure he is still alive (full quote)
  Damn, that baby smells like shit. You know that right? (full quote)
  Damn, that baby smells like shit. You know that right? (full quote)
  You're wipping the poop in her (pause) Crevis (full quote)
  Mark my words, you're giving her crotch rot (full quote)
  I wanna be a cracked out whore (full quote)
  I'm not the sharpest spoon in the shed. (full quote)
  #1 wnat me to give her the ol' boobie talk my mom gave me? #2 yeah, stay away from my kid (full quote)
  #1 I banged a broad on my parents bed once, it was nice. #2 Terrific (full quote)
  i dont even like you (full quote)
41321 Try acting like a father, shit-head. (full quote)
41321 I'm just a guy who'd rather play in the dirt with his kid. (full quote)
22367 Whenever my Uncle Stu comes over to play pool with my dad, my mom says the basement smells like a Cheech and Chong movie. (full quote)
22367 My mom says my dad's eyes are brown because he is so full of sh.. (full quote)
10929 Forget about what you thought you were, and just accept who you are. (full quote)