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Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy - 2004 Movie Quotes


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  You stay classy, Planet Earth (full quote)
  You pooped in the refrigerator? You ate a wheel of cheese? Im not mad, Im actually impressed. (full quote)
  You know I dont speak spanish! (full quote)
  What is that? It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair! (full quote)
  You're like a minature budda, covered in hair... (full quote)
  Go fuck yourself San Diego. (full quote)
  I love scotch (singing) I love Scotch, scotchy scotch scotch, here its goes, down into my belly... (full quote)
  A.) Im Ron Burgundy? B.) Damn it! Who put a question mark on the Teleprompter!? (full quote)
  Ron: We're going to try this new thing called jogging... or maybe its yogging...it could be a silent J... (full quote)
  yo fuck yourself san diego (full quote)
  go fuck yourself san diego (full quote)
  I love carpit....I love desk...I love lamp Ron: do you really love the lamp or are you just looking at it and saying it? I love lamp I LOVE LAMP (full quote)
  A) where are you? B)Im in a glass box of emotions!!! (full quote)
  Knights of Columbus, that hurt! (full quote)
39364 (Ferrell) In German...it means a San Diego whale's vagina.... (full quote)
39364 go back to whore Island.. (full quote)
39364 i'll punch your ovary! (full quote)
  I ate a big red candle (full quote)
  San Diego...which in German means...A whale's vagina (full quote)
  LOUD NOISES!....I DON'T what WE'RE YELLING ABOUT! (full quote)
  A) Its called Sex Panther and 60 percent of the time it works...everytime B) That doesn't make any sense although it smells quite pungent. (full quote)
  When in rome... (full quote)
  I love lamp (full quote)
  San Diego...it actually means Whale Vagina (full quote)
  your so wise.... your like a mini buddha..... Covered in fur (full quote)
  By the beard of zeus! (full quote)
  Oh by the knights of Columbus that hurts! (full quote)
  Periods attract bears. (full quote)
  Baxter you know I dont speak Spanish (full quote)
  In this time there exsisted one man, who was more man than most. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr, and suites so fine, they made Sinatra look like a hobo. (full quote)
  Then I'll take your mother Dorthy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner, and never call her again. (full quote)
  Which cologne are you going to use? London Gentlemen, or, oh no wiat, Blackbeard's Delight. BRIAN: No, this lady gets a special cologne. It's called sex panther, by Olian. It's illegal in six countries, and it's made with buts of real panther. RON: Yeas it's quit pungent, and it stings the nostrials. BRIAN: Yeah, they've done studies, and 60% of the time, it works every time. RON: That doesn't really make any sense. And Brian, I;m going to be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline. BRIAN: Right. (Brian talking to Veronica) Hey m' lady, I've got an invitation I'd like to extend your way. VERONICA: Oh, what's that smell? BRIAN: That's the smell of desire m' lady. VERONICA: It smells like a diaper filled with Indian food. BRIAN: Yeah, desire can smell like that sometimes. PERSON 1: It smells like a turd covered in burning hair. PERSON 2: Ohh! It smells like Big Foot's dick! (full quote)
  Im Ron Burgundy? (full quote)
  Im going to shoot you with a B.B. gun, while your not looking...in the back of the head. (full quote)
  ill punch you in the ovories, right in the baby-maker (full quote)
  Brick killed a guy (full quote)
  (singing) Baxter you are my little gentleman! my little gentalman!! (full quote)
  CAAAANNNNONNNN BAAALLLLL!!! (full quote)
  Vince Vaughn: what? ya cant say one word??? even the guy who cant even think says somethin ! (full quote)
  smells like bigfoots dick! (full quote)
  Why can't you be happy for me my gentleman lover? (full quote)
  Come on guys, it's me, papa Burgundy, as far as I'm concerned Cornigstone's fair game. (full quote)
  Brick, did you kill a man? BRICK: Yeah, and a horse and I stabbed a man in the chest. RON: Yea, I saw that. Brick I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You might want to find a close friend or relative fro a few days and lay low for a couple of days, because you're probably wanted for murder. (full quote)
  Ohh sweet Odens's Raven! (full quote)
  Hi, I'm Brian, the classy one, and I know the question that's on everyone's mind, and the answer is yes, I do have a nickname for my penis. I call it the octagon. I also have a nick-name for my testies I call the left one Chad Merrywheather, and the right one Dr. Kenneth Noiswater. You ladies play your cards right, and you just might get to meet the whole gang. (full quote)
  The network is complaining about a lack of diversity here at the station. CHAMP: What the hell's devirsity? RON: Now, stop me if I'm wrong Ed, but I believe devirsity is an old, old wooden ship built in the civil war era. ED: Ron, I'd be surprised if network was concerned about the lack of an old, old wooden ship. (full quote)
  God that escalated quickly, I mean that really got out of hand fast, didn't it? Yeah and Brick killed a guy. (full quote)
  Come get a taste! (full quote)
  Brick, where'd you get a handgrenade? BRICK: I don't know. (full quote)
  VERONICA: And the jazz flute is for little fairy boys. RON: Go back to your home on whore island. VERONICA: Oh yeah, you've got bad hair. (full quote)
  Veronica: I'll have a Manhatten straight-up and kick the Vermuth to the side with a pair of steel-toed boots. Ron: That;s quit an impressive drink order m' lady. Veronica: Well, when in Rome. Ron: Yes, go on. Veronica: Do as the Romans do, it's an old expression. Ron: Really, I've never heard if it. (full quote)
  Ahh, what a beautiful view. Yes, San Diego. You know they've done studies, and it truely is the greatest city in the world. Discovered by the Germans, in 1904, they named it SAN DIEGO, which of coarse in German means A WHALE'S VAGINA. No, I made that all up, I was just trying to impress you. The truth is, I don't think anyone relly knows what it means anymore, Scholars claim they still safeguard the name, but they don't know. Doesn't it mean Saint Diego? No. No, that actually is what it means. (full quote)
  ron: it is hot out today! Milk was a bad choice... (full quote)
  Brick: Yeah,and I stabbed a man in the heart. Ron: Yeah, I saw that, Brick killed a guy. (full quote)
  My, dont you look nice today? Maybe don't wear a bra next time. No not you, her, I don't know who you are. (full quote)
  Were on? Oh were live? I don't believe you. (full quote)
  -OH ME CORAZON ES EN FUEGO! BUENO RAMONE, BUENO BUENO! -Stop, don't do that, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU! (full quote)
  You're pretty into your boobies! (full quote)
  where'd you get THOSE clothes....at the...toilet...store? (full quote)
  Tits MacGee is on vacation... (full quote)
  Baxter is that you? Bark twice if you're in Milwakee. (full quote)
  I don't know how to say this, I want to be on you. (full quote)
  i'm going to shoot you in the back of the head with a BB gun when your not looking (full quote)
  I pooped a hammer! (full quote)
  We've been coming to the same party for 12 years now, and in no way is that depressing. (full quote)
  one time i ate fiberglass installation. It wasnt cotton candy like that guy said it was. (full quote)
  one time i ate fiberglass installation. It wasnt cotton candy like that guy said it was. (full quote)
  one time i ate fiberglass installation. It wasnt cotton candy like that guy said it was. (full quote)
  Brick: he said hiny! (giggle) Ron: Brick!! get over here!! submitted by hollyanne...so was the fiberglass installation one (full quote)
  HOT POT OF COFFEE! (full quote)
  Ron [on the phone, thinking he's talking to Baxter]: Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee. (full quote)
  Veronica [to Brick]: Are you trying to tell me that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited? (full quote)
  Brick: I ate a lava lamp once. It wasn't actually lava. (full quote)
  Brick: I ate a lava lamp once. It wasn't actually lava. (full quote)
  Brick [riding bear]: Look! I'm riding a big furry tractor! (full quote)
  Como estan, bitches? (full quote)
  Wow that really escalated pretty quickly. It really got out of hand... Rick killed a man. About that, you might wanna lay low for a couple of weeks, you might be wanted for murder. Do you have a relative or a friend you can stay with? Rick: I stabbed him in the heart with a trident and there was a horse and a man on fire. (full quote)
  That hurt like a bitchy bitch (full quote)
  Ron:Hey Brick, where did u get that hand Grinade? Brick: I dont know! (full quote)
  Ron:Hey Brick, where did u get that hand Grinade? Brick: I dont know! (full quote)
  I drank a lava lamp once. It wasn't actually lava. I ate a lot of fiberglass insulation...it wasn’t cotton candy like that guy said...my stomach itches! (full quote)
  Look Im riding a fuzzy tractor. (full quote)
  Wow, I can barely lift my right arm because I did so many. (full quote)
  Periods attract bears. They can smell the menstration. (full quote)
  i love.....carpet......i love.....desk brick, are you just looking at things in the room and saying you love them? i love...lamp! i love lamp! (full quote)
  GO BACK TO WHORE ISland (full quote)
  hey everyone, come see how good i look! (full quote)
  champ:It's anchorMAN, NOT anchorLADY! Brick: LOUD NOISES Brick: LOUD NOISES!! (full quote)
  Oh Baxter, You Are My Little Gentleman. I'll Take You To Foggy London Town, Because You Are what? My Little Gentleman. (full quote)
  That's My Chopper You Just Thrashed Broseph! (full quote)
  I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party (full quote)
  I'm sorry its the pleats, its an optical illusion of the crotch region, actually im bringing them back, right now actually (full quote)
  i'm going to be honest with you brian, that smells like pure gasoline (full quote)
  YOU CAN USE MY OFFICE AND MAYBE afterWORDS WE CAN GO TO LUNCH (full quote)
  I make fart noises with my mouth (full quote)
  RON: God that really got out of hand fast. I mean that really escalated quickly. Brick did you stab a man with a trident? BRICK: Yeah, there were horses and a man on fire and I killed a guy with a trident. RON: Yeah, I saw that. Brick killed a guy. BRICK: Yeah, I stabbed a man on the heart. RON: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should propably find a safe house or close relative you can stay with beacuse you're probably wanted for murder. (full quote)
  BRIAN FANTANA: They call me the Bri-man, I'm the sylish one of the group. Now, I know what you're thinkin' and the answer is yes, I have a nickname for my penis. I call it the octagon. I also nickname my testies. The left one is James Westfall and the right one is Dr. Kennith Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right and you just might get to meet the whole gang. CHAMP: Champ here, you might recognize me because I've become kind of famous for my signature catchphrase WHAMMY! As in Gene Tennis at the plate.... WHAMMY! WHAMMY!. hehehe BRICK (scooping mayo into a toaster): Hi, I'm Brick. People like me because I'm polite, I'm rarley late, and have a great smile. I enjoy a nice pair of slacks and I really like Ice Cream. Years later, a doctor would tell me I have an I.Q. of 48, and are what some people would call mentally retarded. (full quote)
  Brick: I ate insulation it wasn't cotton candy. my stomach hurts (full quote)
  what?!? you pooped in the fridge....and you ate the whole cheese wheel? NO im not even mad...actually thats amazing! (full quote)
  Yeah brick killed a guy! Brick: yeah, i stabbed a man in the heart. (full quote)
  Ron and Veronica have sex in some imaginary land. Ron: Hey! Look at that rainbow! Veronice: Do me on it! (full quote)
  Do you want to come to a pants party?...Excuse me?...Do you want to come to a pants party?...Did they tell you to say that because I think they wanted you to say Would you like to come to a party in my pants....Well do you? (full quote)
  Hey Brick, where'd you get a hand grenade? I don't know. (full quote)
  I'll punch you in the overy (full quote)
  I don't know how to put this...I'm kind of a big deal around here...People know me.... (full quote)
  Ladies and gentlemen can i please have your attention ive just been haneded an urgent and horrifying news story...i need all of u to stop what your doing and listen....CANNONBALL!!!!! (full quote)
  Hey everybody, come see how good I look. (full quote)
  what? You pooped in the refridgerator?...and then ate a whole wheel of cheese? No, I'm not even upset. That's amazing. (full quote)
32472 HAHAHA you said heiny!!!! (full quote)
39542 I ate a big red candle! (full quote)
40504 i ate insulation once, it didnt taste like cotton candy like the man said, in fact my stomach still itches (full quote)
40727 The've done studys you know. 60% of the time, it works every time. (full quote)
40727 The've done studys you know. 60% of the time, it works every time. (full quote)
40727 1) Ron are you paying attention? 2) No 1) well you should be this is important! (full quote)
41509 Brick:I love carpet. (full quote)
41529 you're a smelly pirate hooker (full quote)
41529 If you were a man, i'd punch you, i'd punch you right in the mouth! (full quote)
41529 All in response to the sex panther cologne: That smells like pure gasoline. It smells like big foot's dick! It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair! (full quote)
41529 Brick: I love carpet. I love desk. I love lamp. Ron: Brick are you just looking at things and saying you love them? Brick: I love lamp. I love lamp. (full quote)
41529 Brick: I heard somewhere that their periods attract bears, the bears smell the menstration! (full quote)
  What are you doing on our station's turf,Burgundy? Vince Vaughn appears as Rival San Diego reporter Wes Mantooth,who pulls a knife and threatens Ron Burgundy. (full quote)
  I'm Ron Burgundy??? (full quote)
  In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls. (full quote)
  Brick: where did you get those clothers? From the toilet store? (full quote)
  It smells like bigfoots dick (full quote)
  'skyy rockets in sight...boooowup...afternoon delight' ...Ron:this song is about making love in the day time! (full quote)
  im sorry, all i heard was blah blah blah im a dirty whore (full quote)
  what is that smell? It smells like bigfoot's dick! (full quote)
  Lanolin? LAN-O-LIN Unique New york Unique New york (full quote)
  I think you have a dirty whorish mouth. (full quote)
  Ron: Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name was Ron Burgandy. Who are you? Bryan: Bryan Fantana Champ: Champ Kind Brick: Bryan Fantana Bryan: No, you're Brick. (full quote)
  THE HUMAN TORCH WAS DENIED A bank LOAN (full quote)
  This burrito is delicious. (full quote)
  Hey, where did you get your clothes... the toilet store. (full quote)
  ron-I FREAKING LOVE YOU (full quote)
  i pooped a hammer (full quote)
  sorry champ i think i ate your chocolate squirrel (full quote)
  sorry champ i think i ate your chocolate squirrel (full quote)
  Ron: News team...ASSEMBLE!! (full quote)
  I'm gonna punch you in the ovary... right in the baby maker. (full quote)
  SUPER DUPER!.....NEATO GANG...THAT IS good NEWS. (full quote)
  NOW I COULD BE WRONG, BUT I BELIEVE DIVERSITY IS AN OLD, OLD wooden SHIP THAT WAS USED IN THE CIVIL WAR ERA. (full quote)
  I AM HUUUUUUUUUUUNGGGGGGGG OOOVAAAAAAAAAH (full quote)
  HELLO WEST MANTOOTH (full quote)
  GO FUCK yourSELF SAN DIEGO (full quote)
  I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION (full quote)
  In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls. (full quote)
  GREAT ODENS RAVEN! (full quote)
  ron: do you know who i am? veronica: no i dont. ron: i dont know how to put this, but i'm kind of a big deal, i mean, people know me. veronica: well im glad ron: i have many leatherbound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany (full quote)
  The arsonist has oddly shaped feet!! (full quote)
  i'm riding a fury tractor (full quote)
  Bartender: Times are changing man. women can do things now and you've gotta get used to it. Ron: I'm sorry did you say something? I don't speak Spanish. (full quote)
  Ron Burgundy: Looks like i got sexy all over myself! (full quote)
  (Ron to Veronica) Im going to punch you in your ovaries (full quote)
  Is that you Baxter? Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee. (full quote)
  Im kind of a biog deal...people know me...My appartment reeks of rich mohagany (full quote)
  Hello this is your doctor, I have your pregnancy report back, and guess what? You're knocked up. (full quote)
  I killed a man with a trident. (full quote)
  Ron: brick i though you said this was a shortcut Brick: OK Ron:well, is it a shortcut? Brick, faaantastic (full quote)
  huh? you pooped in the refridgerator and you ate the whole wheel of cheese? how'd you do that? actually im not even mad.. that's amazing. (full quote)
  come again? you know i don't speak spanish. in english please. (full quote)
  Jazz flute is for little fairy boys. (full quote)
  I want to bo on you. no wait...i want to be on you. (full quote)
  I THOUGHT YOU WERE MAKING A JOKE, I even wrote it in my diary... Veronica made a very funny joke last night! (full quote)
  I don't know i fyou know this, but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I have many leatherbound books...and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. (full quote)
  By Thor's Hammer! (full quote)
  I look good. I look REALLY good. HEY EVERYONE! COME SEE HOW good I LOOK!! (full quote)
  Brian I'm going to be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline (full quote)
  This is bush! If you were a man I would punch you. Punch you right in the mouth. (full quote)
  How now brown cow (full quote)
  You pooped in the refrigdiator and ate a whole wheel of cheese, im not even mad thats amzing. (full quote)
  I stabbed a guy in the heart with a triton. (full quote)
  Oh great oden's raven I said that? (full quote)
  your a real hooker, I'm gonna slap you in public. (full quote)
  your a real hooker, I'm gonna slap you in public. (full quote)
  This is your doctor,you're knocked up Ron Burgundy pretends to be Veronica Cornwell's doctor informing her that she is pregnant. (full quote)
  Submitted by Stefanie French. BRICK: (Coughing) Look over here. Veronica I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party. VERONICA: The what BRICK: The pants party, the party in my pants. VERONICA: Brick are you saying that there's a party in your pants and I'm invited. BRICK: That's it. VERONICA: Did Brian tell you to say that Brick? BRICK: Uh no yes. VERONICA: Ok, no I don't want to come to a party in your pants. BRICK: OK, Ian would you like to come to a party in my pants? IAN: No Brick. BRICK: All right lets go! (full quote)
  m (full quote)
  a (full quote)
  im kind of a big deal. . people know me. . i have many leather bound books and my apartment. . smells of rich mahogony (full quote)
  i will smash ur face into a car winshield then take ur mother dorothy mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner AND NEVER callLLL HER AGAIN (full quote)
  the jazz flute is for little fairy boys. . thats it i cannot work with this woman (full quote)
  Como Estan Bitches? (full quote)
  hey your making me look stupid get out here pandajerk (full quote)
  your with us ron what do think RON: its terrible she has beautiful eyes and her smells like cinomin (full quote)
  let me go over the ground no touching the hair or face and thats it (full quote)
  it smell a used dipare wrapped in indan food it smells a turd covered in burnt hair smells like big foots d*** (full quote)
  Soon we'll be doing the no-pants dance! (full quote)
  A) thats my chopper you just thrashed brosef! b) easy compadre, im your friend out here! a) i want you to fix my chopper before i stomp ur goofy ass! b) if you wanna throw down visticus, fine. i got Jack Johnson and tom O'leary right here! (full quote)
  I'm gonna throw something your way..and you can either take it, or throw it right back at me.. i wanna be on yo (full quote)
  Ron: I'm goign to punch you in the ovaries... yupp Straight shot to the baby maker! (full quote)
  Hey everybody! Come see how good I look! (full quote)
  Ron: Because of you. YOU SCORPIAN WOMAN!! (full quote)
  (Ferrell)You dirt bags have been in 3rd place for the last 5 years. (Wilson)Yeah, well your gonna be in... dead place. (full quote)
  I will smash your face into a car windshield, then i'll take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again. (full quote)
  fdgdfgafd (full quote)
  San Diego, founded by the Germans in 1904. In German it means.... a whale's vagina. (full quote)
  I'm sorry to break this to you, but I'm kind of a big deal around here. Lets just say people know me... i have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogony. (full quote)
  champ- I like to have enjoy myself sometimes.. get a couple cocktails in me.. start a fire in someones kitchen... go to seaworld take my pants off. (full quote)
  I'm gonna punch you in the ovary...........straight shot to the baby maker!!! (full quote)
  What is that smell?......It smells like a used diaper filled with indian food!!!!! (full quote)
  Jazz flute is for little fairy boys! (full quote)
  Ah, San Diego....Mmmmmmmmm, drink it in, it always goes down smooth! (full quote)
  It smell like a turd covered in burnt hair! (full quote)
  Panda watch......I'm standing in front of the exhibit where ching king is pregnant with her baby.....i tried to go into the exhibit to get a closer look and they said you can't go in there it is a live bear and it will literally rip your face off. (full quote)
  LOUD NOISES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
  I woke up this morning and I shit a squirel (full quote)
  I pooped a hammer. (full quote)
  Como estan bitches...Spanish News crew is here (full quote)
  Its so hot... Milk was a bad choice. (full quote)
  most of you retards are completely inaccurate (full quote)
  I want to be on you? (full quote)
  I Drank A Lava Lamp, It Wasn't Lava. (full quote)
  (Brick):I Ate Some Fiberglass Insilation, It Wasn't Cotten Candy Like That Guy Said...My Stomache's Itchy. (full quote)
  (Ron):Hot Pot Of Coffee! (full quote)
  (croningstone):Well You Have Bad Hair!(Ron):What Did You Say?(Corningstone(:I Said, your Hair-Looks-STUPID!(Ron):Ahhhhh...!!!! (full quote)
  THAT SQUIRREL CAN WATERSKI (full quote)
  That squirrel can waterski (full quote)
  You are a smelly pirate hooker! (full quote)
  People call me the Bri-man. I'm the Stylish one of the group. I kno wut your askin yourself and the answear is yes I have a nickname for my penis. It's called the octagon. But I also nicknamed my testes. The left one is James Westfall and the right one is doctor Kennith Noisewater. You ladies play ur cards right u might jus get to meet the whole gang. (full quote)
  And you're going to deprive these people from the news becuase i have breasts, exquisit breasts (full quote)
  I'm all about having fun, maybe go to Seaworld and take my pants off (full quote)
  Take me to pleasure town (full quote)
  I'm storming my castle on your steam my lady (full quote)
  Uncle Jonathan's Corncob Pie (full quote)
  The human torch has been denied a bank loan (full quote)
  You are a real hooker (full quote)
  The arsenus has oddly shaped feet (full quote)
  Como Estan Bitches, Spanish language news is here, today's top story the sewers run red with Burgndy's blood (full quote)
  I'm in a glass case of emotion (full quote)
  You're a dirty pirate hoker (full quote)
  You're a dirty pirate hooker (full quote)
  I stabbed him in the heart (full quote)
  Would you like to come to the no-pants party? (full quote)
  EWWW. THAT SMELLS LIKE BIG footS DICK! (full quote)
  you have a nice hiney (full quote)
  Sorry Champ, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel... (full quote)
  Son of a beasting (full quote)
  it smells like a used diper full of indian food (full quote)
  What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing! How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay. (full quote)
  you are a dirty pirate hooker (full quote)
  I'm good at 3 things: fighting, screwing and reading the news. Now i've already done one of those today so what's the other one gonna be? (full quote)
  jk (full quote)
  what you pooped in the refrigerator? And...you ate the whole...wheel of ...cheese. Wow, how'd you do that? You know I'm not even mad. That's amazing! (full quote)
  Agree to Disagree (full quote)
  If you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. (full quote)
  Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I wanna be on you. (full quote)
  The bears... they can smell the menstration! (full quote)
  I am going to take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner. Then I am never going to call her again. (full quote)
  I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany (full quote)
  Its 38 degrees in the middle east (full quote)
  Im 72% sure im in love with you (full quote)
  No, I wasn't talking to you, I don't even know your name, it's what? Lan -o, Lan-o-lin? Like sheep's wool? (full quote)
  Hey everybody come see how good I look! (full quote)
  It's terrible, she's beautiful and her hair smells like cinnamon! (full quote)
  Champ I think I ate your chocolate squirrel. (full quote)
29964 WHAMMIE!!! (full quote)
36054 Ron:You woke up the bears, why would you do that? (full quote)
36487 You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair. (full quote)
36487 I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. (full quote)
36487 I'm going to punch you in the ovary, right in the babymaker. (full quote)
36487 Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident! (full quote)
36487 I'm gonna shoot you with a BB gun when you're not looking. Yep, back of the head. (full quote)
36487 You're a real hooker. I'm gonna slap you in public. (full quote)
36487 I drank a lava lamp. It wasn't lava. (full quote)
36487 I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I enjoy ice cream and a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me I have an I.Q. of 48 and that I am considered mentally retarded (full quote)
36487 Oop... I almost forgot. I won't be able to make it fellas. Veronica and I trying this new fad called uh, jogging. I believe it's jogging or yogging. it might be a soft j. I'm not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild. (full quote)
christ How now brown cow (full quote)
41892 It's so hot, Milk was a bad choice. (full quote)
43377 Ron Burgundy: The Germans discovered it in 1904, and they called it 'San Diego', which in German means 'whale's vagina'. Veronica Corningstone: No, I don't think that is what it means. No, it doesn't mean that. Ron Burgundy : I don't know. I was just trying to impress you. I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. The translation was lost hundreds of years ago. Veronica Corningstone: Doesn't it mean 'Saint Diego'? Ron Burgundy: ...No. No, that isn't it. Veronica Corningstone: No, I'm pretty sure that's what it means. Ron Burgundy: Agree to disagree. (full quote)
44339 60% of the time, it works everytime. (full quote)
44862 Submitted by Stefanie French People call me the Bri man. I'm the stylish one of the group. Now I know what your thinkin, and the aswer is yes, I have a nickname for my penis. It's called the Octagon. I also nickname my testies. The left one is James Westfall and the right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. Yuo ladies play your cards right your just might get to meet the whole gang. (full quote)
44862 I pooped a hammer (full quote)
44862 1. I stabbed a man in the heart. 2. I saw that. Brick killed a guy. (full quote)
44862 Hey, Where did you get those clothes at the toilet... store? (full quote)
45511 Ron: Wow, it never ceases to amaze me. Whats it gonna be this time? London Gentlemen, wait no, Blackbeards Delight? Brian: No she gets something special. Its called Sex Panther from Odion. Its illegal in 9 countries. Yep, its made with bits of real Panther. Ron: Its quite punjent, stings the nostrals. Brian I'm gonna be honest with you, it smells like pure gasoline. Brian: They've done studies you know. Sixty percent of the time, it works everytime. Ron: That doesn't make sense. (full quote)
45511 Come get a taste! (full quote)
DoOrDoNot The human torch was denied a bank loan. (full quote)
46080 Champ--We need you. Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without ya. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you. I miss being near you! I miss your laugh! I miss - I miss your scent. I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together (full quote)
46238 COMO ESTAN BITCHES?? (full quote)
  I wish you werent such a liar (full quote)
  Its so hot.... milk was a bad choice. (full quote)
  HAYOOOOOO (full quote)
  they've done studies you know...60 percent of the time it works everytime....that doesnt make any sense... (full quote)
  last time i look in a dictionary my name's ron burgundy....what's your name? Champ kind, Brian fantana, Brian Fantana...no you're Brick..i'm Brian..(veronica. (full quote)
  smells like bigfoots dick (full quote)
  Just doing my workout, Tuesdays arms and back (full quote)
  Well, agree to disagree. (full quote)
  The ubulus which connects to the upper dorsimus. Its boring, but its part of my life. (full quote)
  People call me the Bri-man. I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what your asking yourself, and the answer is yes, I have a nickname for my penis. It's called the Octagon. But I also nicknamed my testes. My left one is James Westfall, and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right, you might get to meet the whole gang. (full quote)
  Ron Burgundy, will read anything on the teleprompter. And when I say anything, I mean, a-ny-thing. (full quote)
  You know i don't speak Spanish! (full quote)
  LOUD NOISES! (full quote)
  I will NOT eat cat poop! (full quote)
  rub vaseline on your
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  It's SO HOT!!!! Milk was a bad choice!! (full quote)
A-Boynix Ian, would you like to come to a party in my pants? (full quote)
41892 Where did you get those clothes, the toilet store? (full quote)
45511 I want to say something. I'm going to throw it out there. If you like it, you can run with it, or you can throw it right back. I want to be on you. (full quote)
45511 It smells like a burnt turd covered in hair. (full quote)
45511 It smells like Big foot's dick. (full quote)
45511 I don't know how to tell you this, but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I have several leather bound books. And my apartment spells like rich mahogony. I'm friends with Merle Olsen. He comes over on occasion. (full quote)
45511 what? You pooped in the refrigerator, and you ate the whole wheel of cheese. I'm not even mad. That's amazing. (full quote)
45511 The top story in Ron Burguny's world read something like; "I love Veronica Corningstone." (full quote)
45511 I'm proud of you guys. You kept your head on a swivle and that's what you gotta do when you find yourself in a vicious cock fight. (full quote)
45511 That answer is "Yes." I have a nickname for my penis. I call it the Octagon. I also have a name for me testies. The left one is James Westfall. And the right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladys play your cards right, you might get to meet the whole gang. (full quote)
48580 Veronica:Are you saying that theres a party in your pants and I'm invited? Brick:Yes. (full quote)
stsamiller I love lamp. (full quote)
namadra i killed a guy with a trident! (full quote)
usn_wilson Well, that might take some time. For now why don't you just take a seat in the bullpin (full quote)
usn_wilson You're so wise. You're like a miniature buddha, covered in hair (full quote)
vanekattack26 Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection. (full quote)
celleman i'm a pretty big deal (full quote)
Zoap "You're a dirty pirate hooker!" (full quote)
Zoap "And that of course was our new reporter, Miss Veronica Corningstone. She's really great. I'd also like to share with you that we are currently dating, and that she is quite a handful in the bedroom." (full quote)
couraegous well you're a smelly pirate hooker! (full quote)
Turkish They've done studies you know. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time. (full quote)
Turkish This is bush, bush league. If you were a man I'd punch you, I'd punch you right in the face.... Audrey!! Look at me!! I'm sorry. (full quote)
ScarlettM I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother dorothy mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again! (full quote)
jchase35 Sixty percent of the time, it works every time. (full quote)
Voltaire Ron:How Now Brown Cow, How Now Brown Cow... (full quote)
Voltaire Ron:How now brown cow.How now brown cow. (full quote)
HSIzzle The hunan torch was denied a bank loan today. (full quote)