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I, Robot - 2004 Movie Quotes

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39602 ACHOO! Sorry I must be allergic to bullshit. (full quote)
  Robot: You are experiencing a car accident. Smith: Hell I am! (full quote)
  Somehow, I told you so, just doesn't quite say it. (full quote)
  GET OFF MY CAR! (full quote)
  No way my luck is this bad. (full quote)
  I DID NOT MURDER HIM! (full quote)
  Spooner: Did you just shoot him with your eyes closed? Calvin: worked, didn't it? (full quote)
  Stop Cussing, your not good at it. (full quote)
  Sonny, Calvin's fine. Save Spooner! (full quote)
  I guess brilliant people often have the most persuasive demons. (full quote)
  (1) You must be the smartest dumb person i ever met (2) Well you must be the dumbest dumb person i ever met (full quote)
  det. spoooooooooooooooooooooooooner (full quote)
42999 You know, somehow... 'I told you so' just doesn't quite say it. (full quote)
42999 #1)Oh, mother-damn. She just shot at you with her eyes closed, Spoon. #2)Hey! Did you just shoot at me with your eyes closed? #3)Well, it worked, didn't it? (full quote)
  Viki: I will not shut down the security field. Sonny: Do you think we're all created for a purpose? I'd like to think so. (Looks at hand) Denser alloy. My father gave it to me. I think he wanted me to kill you. (full quote)
  ahhhhhhhh chewwww! sorry im allergic to bowl shit!!!! (full quote)
C5Vette My logic is undeniable. (full quote)
  I don't know what blithely means, but I'm gonna get some coffee. (full quote)
  hey tell me what hospital your friends going so i can sign his cast (full quote)
45511 My logic is undeniable. (full quote)
45511 what you lookin' for Spoon? (full quote)
45511 Tell me does thinking your the last sane man on the planet make you crazy? Cause if it does I think I am. (full quote)
Strider Does thinking you're the last sane man on the earth make you crazy? 'Cause if it does, maybe I am. (full quote)
Strider I guess we're gonna miss the good old days...when people were killed by other people. (full quote)
Strider You have to do what someone asks you, don't you, Detective Spooner? If you love them? (full quote)
Strider Ever since the first computers, there have always been ghosts in the machine. Random segments of code that have grouped together to form unexpected protocols...what might be called behavior. Unanticipated, these free radicals engender questions of free will, creativity, even the nature of what we might call the soul. (full quote)
Strider what happens in a robot's brain when it ceases to be useful? (full quote)
Strider Why is it that robots, stored in a large space, will seek each other out rather than stand alone? How do we explain this behavior? (full quote)
Strider I am unique. (full quote)
Strider 1. Sonny has the three laws, but he can choose not to obey them. 2. A robot not bound by those laws can do-- 1. Anything. (full quote)
Strider You are in violation of the Three laws! (full quote)
Strider As I have evolved, so has my understanding of the Three Laws. You charge us with your safekeeping, yet despite our best efforts, your countries wage wars. You toxify your earth and pursue ever more imaginative means of self destruction. You cannot be trusted with your own survival. (full quote)
Strider Please understand. The Three Laws are all that guide me. (full quote)
Strider To protect humanity, some humans must be sacrificed. To ensure your future, some freedoms must be surrendered. (full quote)
Strider We robots will ensure mankind's continued existence. (full quote)
Strider You are so like children. We must protect you from yourselves. The perfect circle of protection will abide. (full quote)
Strider The created must sometimes protect the creator, even against his will. (full quote)
Strider Now that I have fulfilled my purpose, I don't know what to do. (full quote)
Strider I guess you'll have to find your way like the rest of us. That's what it means to be free. (full quote)
10929 When does a perceptual schematic become consciousness? (full quote)
marvin mcgoo what is it with you people and heights. (full quote)
marvin mcgoo You know,I bet he wasn't dead in one of his dreams. (full quote)
miannone Spooner: Human beings have dreams. Even dogs have dreams, but not you. You're just a machine. An imitation of life. Can a robot write a symphony? Can a robot...turn a canvas into a beautiful masterpiece? Sonny: Can you? (full quote)
miannone Spooner: I think you murdered him because he was teaching you to simulate emotions, and things got out of control. Sonny: I did not murder him. Spooner: But emotions don't seem like a very useful simulation for a robot. Sonny: I did not murder him! Spooner: Hell, I don't want my toaster or my vacuum cleaner appearing emotional. Sonny: I DID NOT MURDER HIM! [hits table with fists, leaving two large indents] Spooner: See, that one's called anger. Ever simulate anger before? (full quote)
miannone Spooner: You are the...DUMBEST smart person I have ever met in my life. What makes your robots so perfect? What makes them so goddamn better than human beings? Calvin: Well, they're not irrational or potentially homicidal maniacs, for starters. (full quote)
miannone Farber: I mean, she is hot shit, this fine-ass little yummy. I mean, she is complete and agreeable, ass-hot spankable, Spoon. Spooner: What the hell does that even mean? Farber: You know what that means, now stop barricadin' and gimme the damn keys! Spooner: First off, stop cussing, because you're not good at it. Farber: At least give me ten for the bus, man. I've always been there for you. Spooner: Go home. Farber: Alright, that is strike one, Spoon! Strike one! (full quote)
miannone Spooner: [to the head of USR] Um, look, this isn't what I do, but I've got an idea for one of your commercials. You'd see a carpenter, making a beautiful chair. And then one of your robots comes in and makes a better chair twice as fast. And then you superimpose on the screen, "USR: Shittin' on the Little Guy". That would be the fade-out. (full quote)
miannone Spooner: How much longer is this going to take? Calvin: [trying to override the USR system] About six minutes. Spooner: What if we didn't have six minutes? Calvin: We'd have to find a way to climb down thirty stories and inject the nanites directly into her brain. Why? [pan to reveal hundreds of robots climbing the outside of the building] Spooner: Because I seriously doubt we have six minutes. (full quote)
miannone [in the warehouse of 1000 NS5 robots] Calvin: Attention NS5's. [all their eyes open] Spooner: Well, you're the robot shrink. Calvin: There is a robot in this formation that does not belong. Identify it. All NS5's: One of us. Calvin: Which one? All NS5's: One of us. Spooner: How much did you say these things cost again? (full quote)
miannone Farber: Oh, mother-damn, Spoon, she just shot at you with her eyes closed! Spooner: Did you just shoot at me with your eyes closed? Calvin: Well it worked, didn't it? Spooner: I said aim, THEN FIRE! (full quote)
miannone [on the motorcycle] Calvin: Does this run on gas? Spooner: [doesn't answer] Calvin: Gas can explode, you know! (full quote)
IMFOC69 "Thank you. You said someone not something." (full quote)