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Garden State - 2004 Movie Quotes


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  don't tease me about my hobbies, i don't tease you about being an asshole! (full quote)
  Sam: I just realize that its silly to take anything too seriously. (full quote)
  good luck in the infinite abyss. (full quote)
  you feel homesick for a place that doesnt exist (full quote)
  I'll take a hug. (full quote)
  someone stole my Wolf Blitzer (full quote)
  someone stole my Wolf Blitzer (full quote)
  -I'm going to kill that motherfucker -Pun intended? (full quote)
  You know that point in your life when you realize the house you grew up in isn't really your home anymore? That idea of home is gone. Maybe that's all family really is. A group of people who miss the same imaginary place (full quote)
  -good luck exploring the infinite abyss. -you too. (full quote)
  oh and by the way, it says 'balls' on your face. (full quote)
  how do you feel? safe, I feel safe when I'm with you I feel like home (full quote)
  Sam: I recognize you. Andrew: Oh, did you go to Columbia High? Sam: No, not from high school. From TV. Did you play the retarded quarterback? Andrew: Yeah. Sam: Are you really retarded? Andrew: No. Sam: Cool. Great job, man. I mean, I thought you were really retarded. You're just as good as that Corky kid, and he's actually retarded. I mean, if there's some sort of, like, retarded Oscars, you would win, like, hands down, kick his ass. (full quote)
  You gotta hear this song. It will change your life I promise you. (full quote)
  We'll probably head over as soon as we're done burying your mom (full quote)
  I made you a shirt and i want you to try it on now. 2. Now? 1. Yeah, just in case it doesn't fit and we don't see you for another 9 years (full quote)
  I'm your new friend Sam! (full quote)
  This is your one oppritunity to do something that no one has ever done before & no one will copy throught human existance. And if nothing else you'll be remembered as the one guy who ever did this.. this one thing. (full quote)
  I can tap dance. Wanna see me tap dance? (full quote)
  we're not going to like make out or anything... what? i'm sorry i just like totally ruined that moment (full quote)
  If you don't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a lot longer than you want it to. (full quote)
  You look like a wet beaver. (full quote)
  You know that point in your life when you realize the house you grew up really isn't your home anymore? All of a sudden, even though you have some place to put your shit, the idea of home is gone. Maybe it's like this rite of passage, you know. You'll never have that feeling again until you create a new idea of home for yourself for your kids or the family you started. It's like a cycle or something. I don't know, but I miss the idea. Maybe that's all a family really is: a group of people that miss the same imaginary place (full quote)
35888 If you don't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a lot longer than you want it to. (full quote)
40541 this is life, this is it (full quote)
  So what were you really doing there? Charging. I'm a robot. (full quote)
  My Friendly Fire has bent corners and someone stole my Wolf Blitzer. (full quote)
  Peace out, player. (full quote)
  You are in it aren't you? (full quote)
  I know it hurts. But it's life, and it's real. And sometimes it fucking hurts, but it's life, and it's pretty much all we got. (full quote)
  I've only known you four days and you've changed my life (full quote)
  So what do we do?...what do we do? (full quote)
  I've Got to see a guy about a Nitrous tank. (full quote)
  nothing. just hanging out in an old boat at the bottom of a quarrie in Newark. (full quote)
  sam:oh my god you're totally freaked out. you're like totally freaked out right now you like can't wait to leave.largmen: im not, im not. i like it, i like it. (full quote)
  Raise your hand if you saw some titties, I said raise your hand if you saw some titties, alright now everyone just calm the fuck down. (full quote)
42303 Maybe that's all a family really is; a group of people who miss the same imaginary place. (full quote)
  You changed my life. You changed my life and I've known you four days. (full quote)
  I look forward to a good cry. It feels pretty good. (full quote)
  Wow. That was pretty damn random of you, Andrew. (full quote)
  I just realize its silly to take anything too seriously (full quote)
  You've gotta here this one quote, it will change your life i promise. (full quote)
  But I'm not putting a period at the end of this, I'm putting like, an ellipsis on this. (full quote)
  Are you all right? yeah. of course you're all right, you're alive. (full quote)
  I haven't even lied in like, the past two days......Is that true?.......No. (full quote)
  You look like a wet beaver. (full quote)
  Dude, maybe you should stay on the steps. I don't know CPR. (full quote)
  I know it hurts. But that's life. And sometime it fucking hurts. But it's life, and it's pretty much all we got. (full quote)
  Do you lie a lot? What do you consider a lot? Enough for people to call you a liar? People call me lots of things.. Is one of them liar? I could say no but how would you know I'm not lyin? (full quote)
  Oh come..you gotta see that as a joke. If you cant laugh at yourself, life is gonna see a whole lot longer than you'd like. Okay, so what are we laughing at you about? Mmm..I lied again..I have epilepsy. Which part are we laughing about? I, um, I had a seisure at the law office where I work and then told me there insurance wouldnt cover me unless I wore preventive covering. Whats preventive covering? That helmet I was wearing..? Oh come on, thats funny..thats really funny, I mean I'm the only person who wears a helmet to work who isnt like, putting out fires or racing for Nascar. But what do you do I cant quit their insurance is amazing, what do you do, you laugh you know? I'm not saying I dont cry, but, inbetween I laugh..and I realize how silly it is to take anything too seriously. Plus...I look forward to a good cry..feels pretty good. (full quote)
  Ok..so so sometimes, I lie..I mean I'm weird man. About random stuff too I dont even know why I do it, its like, its like a tick. I mean sometimes I hear myself say something and then I think wow...that wasn't even remotely true. (full quote)
  So what should we do? You tell me you seem to be the expert at these things. Well we usually say something.. Okay, I'll go first. Jelly, didnt really know you all that well, from what I hear you were a good pet, had a little trouble with the wheel- Thats not funny. (full quote)
  (1) You really gotta get some furniture in here. (2) I got a chair but I didn't like it. (1) What happened to it? (2) It's keeping us warm. (full quote)
  Wow. That's pretty damn random of you Andrew. Nice to meet you can i use you? (full quote)
  I'm okay with being unimpressive. I sleep better. (full quote)
  Sam: You’re not combing back are you? Andrew: Come on, Sam, of course I am. Sam: You don’t realize this is good. This doesn’t happen often in your life, ya know? I mean this…we can work this stuff out. I want to help you, you know. We need each other. I haven’t even lied in like two days. Andrew: Is that true? Sam: No. Andrew: Look, this isn’t a conversation about this being over. It’s… it’s…I’m not like putting a period at the end of this, you know. I’m putting like an ellipsis on it. Cause I’m worried that if I don’t go figure myself out, if I don’t go like land on my own two feet, I’m just gonna fuck this whole thing up. And this is too important. I gotta go, I gotta go… I fired my psychiatrist, I gotta go find a new one. Look, I’m gonna call you when I get there. I’m gonna call you…look at me. Look at me. You changed my life. You changed my life and I’ve known you four days. This is the beginning of something really big. But right now I gotta go. Come here. …Comes running back into the terminal, sam crying in the phone booth… Sam: what are you doing? Andrew: You remember that idea I had about working stuff out on my own and then finding you once I had stuff figured out? Sam: The ellipsis? Andrew: Yeah, the ellipsis. It’s dumb. It’s dumb, it’s an awful idea and I’m not gonna do it, okay? Cause like you said this is it. This is life. And I’m in love with you, Samantha. I think that’s the only thing I’ve ever been really sure of my entire life. I’m really messed up right now and I got a whole lotta stuff I gotta work out, but I don’t wanna waste anymore of my life without you in it, okay? Sam: Yeah. Andrew: And I think I can do this. I mean I want to. I mean we have to right? Sam: Yeah. Yes! Andrew: So what do we do? What do we do? Make out in the baggag (full quote)
  kick his balls (full quote)
  I'm not saying I don't cry. But in-between, I laugh. (full quote)
  Andrew Largeman: Got any suggestions? Sam: Yeah! Kick his balls! (full quote)
  I thought you killed yourself. what? I thought you killed yourself. That wasn't you? (full quote)
  who wants to eat? do you wanna eat? then get the fuck off him!!! (full quote)
  If there were some sort of retard Oscar, you would like hands down, kick his ass! (full quote)
  Mark's Mom: Mark, he's a knight. Mark: He's a fast food knight. (full quote)
  I don't want to waste another moment of my life without you in it. (full quote)
  you've gotta take your shoes off to scratch your feet (full quote)
  Sam: my hair is blowing in the wind (full quote)
  Sam: he's protecting me Andrew: so? Sam: he likes me Andrew: don't be cute he's my knight in shineing armor Andrew: don't talk about knights in fornt of Mark, it's kind of a sore subject Mark: yeah, i'm gonna kill that motherf***** Andrew: pun intended? (full quote)
  Sam: he's protecting me Andrew: so? Sam: he likes me Andrew: don't be cute Sam: he's my knight in shineing armor Andrew: don't talk about knights in fornt of Mark, it's kind of a sore subject Mark: yeah, i'm gonna kill that motherf***** Andrew: pun intended? (full quote)
  The only thing worse than a favor is a favor involving money. (full quote)
  Somebodys been pissing on my game cube, and I'm about to solve the case. (full quote)
Lordbrucifer That's a pretty weighty experiment to take on, don't you think? This is my life, Dad. This is it. I spent 26 years waiting for something else to start. So, no, no, I don't think it's too much to take on... because it's everything there is. I see now it's all there is. You and I are going to be okay. You know that, right? We may not be as happy as you always dreamed we would be, but... for the first time, let's just allow ourselves to be whatever it is we are. And that'll be better, okay? I think that'll be better. (full quote)
debee_bambino 1-kick him in the balls....2-i'm not gonna kick him in the balls, i dont wanna ruin an entire generation of charitable dogs! (full quote)
acurafool Someone bent the corner on my Friendly Fire. (full quote)