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Napoleon Dynamite - 2004 Movie Quotes


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39286 Kid: what are you gonna do today, Napoleon? Napoleon Dynamite: whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh! (full quote)
39286 Napoleon: Hey can I use your guys's phone for a sec? Secretary 1: Is there anything wrong? Napoleon : I don't feel very good. Kip:Hi. Napoleon: Is grandma there? Kip: No, she's getting her hair done. Napoleon: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Kip: What do you need? Napoleon: Can you just go get her for me? Kip: I'm really busy right now. Napoleon: Just tell her to come get me. Kip: Why? Napoleon: Cause I don't feel good! Kip: Well, have you talked to the school nurse? Napoleon: No, she doesn't know anything. Will you just come get me? Kip: No. Napoleon: Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my chapstick? Kip: No, Napoleon. Napoleon: But my lips hurt real bad! Kip: Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer. Napoleon: I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko! Kip: See ya. Napoleon: Ugh! Idiot! (full quote)
39286 Napoleon: My girlfriend from Oklahoma was gonna fly out for the dance but she's too busy doing some modeling. Pedro: Is she hot? Napoleon: See for yourself. Pedro: I like her bangs. Napoleon: Yeah, I took her to the mall to get some glamor shots for her birthday one year. (full quote)
39286 Napoleon: Deb just called me. She pretty much hates me by now. Pedro: Why? Napoleon: Because my uncle Rico's an IDIOT. Pedro: Do you have anything to give to her? Napoleon: No. Not unless she likes fish. (full quote)
39286 Deb: It's Deb. And I'm calling to let you know that I think you're a shallow friend. Napoleon: What the heck are you even talking about? (full quote)
39286 Napoleon: Well, what is there to eat? Grandma: Oh, Napoleon, just make yourself a quesa-dilluh! (full quote)
39286 Nathan: Napoleon, give me some of your tots. Napoleon: No, go find your own. Nathan: Come on, give me some of your tots. Napoleon: No, I'm freakin' starving! I didn't get to eat anything today. Nathan: [kicks the tots] Napoleon: Ugh! Gross! Freakin' idiot! (full quote)
39286 Napoleon:The defect in this one is bleach. FFA Judge 1: That's right. Napoleon: Yessssssssss. Napoleon:This one tastes like the cow got into an onion patch. FFA Judge 2: Correct. Napoleon: Yessssssssss. (full quote)
39286 Uncle Rico: How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind. (full quote)
39286 Napoleon: I caught you a delicious bass. (full quote)
39286 Napoleon Dynamite: Tina, come eat some ham! TINA! EAT SOME HAM! (full quote)
39286 Deb: what are you drawing? Napoleon: A liger. Deb: what's a liger? Napoleon: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic. (full quote)
39286 Grandma: How was school? Napoleon: The worst day of my life, what do you think? (full quote)
39286 Napoleon: Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... (full quote)
39286 Rex: I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man. (full quote)
39286 Trisha: Thanks for the beautiful drawing. It's hanging in my room right now. Napoleon: Really? It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done. (full quote)
39286 Napoleon: Do the chickens have large talons? Farmer: Do they have what? Napoleon: Large talons. Farmer: I don't understand a word you just said. (full quote)
39286 Napoleon: I see you're drinking 1% milk. Is that because you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could probably be drinking whole milk. (full quote)
39286 Deb: And here we have some boondoggle key chains. A must-have for this season's fashion. Napoleon: I already made like infinity of those at scout camp. (full quote)
39286 Napoleon: You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bowstaff. (full quote)
39286 Don: Hey, Napoleon. what did you do last summer again? Napoleon: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines! Don: Did you shoot any? Napoleon: Yeah, like, fifty of them! They were surrounding my cousin! what the heck would you do in a situation like that? Don: what kind of gun did you use? Napoleon: A friggin' twelve gauge, what do you think? (full quote)
39286 Rex: At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here? (full quote)
39286 Uncle Rico: So what do you think? Kip: It's pretty cool, I guess. Uncle Rico: Ohhhh, man I wish I could go back in time. I'd take state. Napoleon: This is pretty much the worst video ever made. Kip: Napoleon, like anyone can even know that. Uncle Rico: You know what, Napoleon? You can leave. Napoleon: You guys are retarded! (full quote)
  Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my nunchucks in there anymore... (full quote)
39286 Napoleon: Grandma just called... she said you can leave now. Uncle Rico: I didn't hear anything from her. Napoleon: She said you should leave because you're ruining everyone's life and eating all our steak. Uncle Rico: I'm not going anywhere. It's a free country. Napoleon: Get off my property! Uncle Rico: Why don't you go call the cops? Napoleon: Maybe I will, GOSH! (full quote)
39286 Napoleon: Grandma just called... she said you can leave now. Uncle Rico: I didn't hear anything from her. Napoleon: She said you should leave because you're ruining everyone's life and eating all our steak. Uncle Rico: I'm not going anywhere. It's a free country. Napoleon: Get off my property! Uncle Rico: Why don't you go call the cops? Napoleon: Maybe I will, GOSH! (full quote)
  K, Bye. (full quote)
  Deb: yeah, i'm trying to save up for college Kip:(in the background) your mom goes to college! (full quote)
  Napoleon Dynamite: Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip. Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter. Napoleon Dynamite: Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time. (full quote)
  Pedro: Who was that? Napoleon: Trisha. Pedro: Who's that? Napoleon: The woman I'm taking to the dance. Pedro: Oh, did you draw her a picture? Napoleon: Heck YES I did!! (full quote)
  Napoleon: I like your sleeves.. they're really big. (full quote)
  Napoleon: I like your sleeves...they're really big. (full quote)
  yeah i'm a little upset though cuz she hasn't sene me a full body shot yet. (full quote)
  Lucky (full quote)
  first you bow to your sensae...BOW TO your SENSAE! (full quote)
  Tina you lard, come eat your dinner! EAT THE FOOD! (full quote)
  tina you fat lard come eat your dinner (full quote)
  why do you love me why do you need me always and forever always and forever we met in a chat room now our love can bloom now everything is great you make me salivate i love technology but not as much as you, you see but i still love technology always and forever our love is like a flock of doves flying up to heaven above always and forever always and forever (full quote)
  Well, I think it's getting pretty serious. We chat online for like two hours a day so yeah, you could say it's getting pretty serious. (full quote)
  Napoleon: dare me to go talk to her? Pedro: ..sure (full quote)
  Napoleon: Pedro offers you his protection (full quote)
  Napoleon: take it off any sweet jumps? (full quote)
  Tina you fat lard come eat some food! (full quote)
  Napoleon, you know we can't afford the Fun Pack, now go put it back. And grab some pampers for you and your brother! (full quote)
  I caught you a delicious bass. Wanna play? (full quote)
  I see you're drinking 1% milk. Is that because you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could probably be drinking whole milk. (full quote)
  heck YES! (full quote)
  Napoleon Dynamite : Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip. Kip : Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter. Napoleon Dynamite : Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time. Kip : Try and hit me, Napoleon. Napoleon Dynamite : What? Kip : I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me. (full quote)
  Uncle Rico : So what do you think? Kip : It's pretty cool, I guess. Uncle Rico : Ohhhh, man I wish I could go back in time. I'd take state. Napoleon Dynamite : This is pretty much the worst video ever made. Kip : Napoleon, like anyone can even know that. Uncle Rico : You know what, Napoleon? You can leave. Napoleon Dynamite : You guys are retarded! (full quote)
  Uncle Rico: Napolean, your Uncle Rico mad $125 today, and it occurs to me that you don't have a job. Kip: Napolean, I made $75 today. Napolean: SO! Kip, I could make that much money in like five seconds, god! Uncle Rico: Napolean, why don't you go out there and find yourself a job? Napolean: Why don't you go eat a caroted piece of crap! (full quote)
  Last week, Japanese scientists explaced- placed- explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Lockness to blow Nessie out of the water. The support cavaltry of the Nessiealites summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and it's local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existance of our underwater ally. (full quote)
  Pedro-If I ran for senior class president doyou think that anyone would vote for me. Napolean-HECK YEAH, I'd vote for you. (full quote)
  Napoleon: The defect in this one is bleach Judges: thats correct Napoleon: yesssssssssssssss (full quote)
  whatever I feel like! Gawd! (full quote)
  girls only want boyfriends that have great skills. (full quote)
  Tina! Come get your food you fat lard! (full quote)
  Campaign Slogan...Pedro offers you his protection...then pedro's homies drive up...it's great (full quote)
  Napoleon: Take it over any sweet jumps Pedro: Yeah. *pedro Jumps Napoleon: Wow, you got like 3 feet of air on that one! (full quote)
  Napoleon: Can I have a button? Jock dude: Yeah, here. Napoleon: *throws button* (full quote)
  Napoleon: do the chickens have really large talons? (full quote)
  Can I have your tots? (full quote)
  She has sandy blonde hair, a pretty, pretty face. But I'm getting kind of T.O.ed though because I haven't seen a full body shot yet. (full quote)
  Napoleon: You wanna play me? (full quote)
  Kip: I'm out making sweet moo-la with Uncle Rico (full quote)
  Napolean: Tina You fat Lard, eat the food. (full quote)
  Kid: what are you gonna do today Napoleon? Napoleon: whatever I feel like I wanna do...GOSH! (full quote)
  what the flip was grandma doin at the dunes? (full quote)
  Tina you fat lard come get some dinner (full quote)
  Jock:hey vote for Summer Napoleon No way I'm votin for Pedro Sanchez... can I have one of those buttons though?Jock; sure Naploeon;Throws it & runs off (full quote)
  what are you doing here, Uncle Rico? Grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes today. Broke her coccyx. (full quote)
  Pedro: Do you think people will vote for me? Napoleon: Heck yes they will. Pedro: Why? Napoleon: Well for one thing, you have a sweet bike... And you are basically the only guy in school who has a mustache. Pedro: Yes, that is true. If I become president, you can be my secretary or something. Napoleon: Yesssssssssssssss. Plus, I could be head of your Secret Service. (full quote)
  dude, you got like three feet of air that time! mind if i try? (full quote)
  I caught you a delicious bass (full quote)
  Napoleon: Get out of my life and SHUT UP! (full quote)
  Well..we talk on the internet for like...two hours everyday. So yeah, I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious. (full quote)
  Do you think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? (full quote)
  Napoleon: Shox! Pegs! LUCKY!! (full quote)
  Napolean: is that yours? Kip: dont touch it its uncle ricos. Napolean: whats it for? Kip: its a time machine napolean, he bought it online. Napolean: yea right. Kip: it works napolean you dont even know. Napolean: you guys tried it yet? Kip: no. (Napolean flips thru instruction book) Kip: so you ready? Napolean: yea hold on i forgot to put in the crystals.. k turn it on. (kip turns on machine) it kills ahh turn it off ow my back oww turn it off turn it off kip. its a piece of crap it doesnt work. Uncle Rico: i coulda told you that. (full quote)
  Smashing in the face of a pinata that resembles Summer Wheatley is a disgrace to you, me, and the entire Jem State. (full quote)
  HOLLY AND BECCA ROCK! (full quote)
  Napoleon, don't be jealous that I'm chatting online with babes all day. (full quote)
  YESSSSSSSS!!!!!! (full quote)
  Napoleon: what kind of bike do you have? Pedro: It is a sledgehammer. Napoleon: It's got everything...Shocks....Pegs...LUCKY!!!! You ever take it off any sweet jumps? (full quote)
  Rex;bOW TO TO your SENSI (full quote)
  PEDRO: iDONT HAVE MUTCH TO SAY (full quote)
  KIP; WE BOTH KNOW IM TRANING TO BE A CAGE FIGHTER (full quote)
  I want that.... (full quote)
  Pedro: Do you think people will vote for me? Napolean: Heck yes! you have a killer bike, you're good with chicks, and your like the only one in school who has a mustache! (full quote)
  1)How long did it take you to grow that moustache? 2) a couple days 1) I wish i could grow one. (full quote)
  kristen get better with the flu so we can go to tech (full quote)
  Napoleon: GOSH! Say it so the whole world can hear! (full quote)
  Napoleon: Hey Pedro what do you think of that one? Pedro: It’s pretty good. Napoleon: It’s Awesome……..It’s….it’s…..it’s inCREDible…. (full quote)
  Daang . . ever take it off any sweet jumps? (full quote)
  Tina, you fat lard..EAT! food! EAT food!!!! (full quote)
  Napoleon Dynamite:Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER (full quote)
  That suit, it's Incredible! (full quote)
  Napoleon: Tina! Come get some food, you fat lard! (full quote)
  things are getting pretty serious i guess, i mean we've been chatting online for like 2hrs now, so i guess you can say things are getting pretty serious (full quote)
  your sandy blonde hair waves in the air... in the sky.. oh so high *kip starts singing* (full quote)
  napoleon: who are you? Lafawnduh: i'm lafawnduh... why areyou so sweaty? napoleon: i've been practicing(takes a gulp of gatorade) lafawnduh: practicing what? napoleon: some cance moves ( takes another drink) (full quote)
  Kip: well i gotta go napoleon... peace out (full quote)
  Kip: Thats what im talking about (full quote)
  Im just trying to make some sweet moola with Uncle Rico (full quote)
  bridger stella?!? como?!? (full quote)
  Eat the food! (full quote)
  There's like a buttload of gangs at this school. One of them wanted me to join because I'm pretty good with a bowstaff. (full quote)
  Napoleon: Tina come get your food you fat lard! (full quote)
  How 'bout some gold bracelets? (full quote)
  Napoleon: sorry im late, i had to tame a wild stallion for your wedding present (full quote)
  Kip: Lawfawduh is the best thing that has ever happen to me.. dont worry Napoleon im sure there is a babe out there for you.. peace out (full quote)
  Tina you fat lard come get some dinner (full quote)
  KIP--napolean, your just jealous because i've been chatting online with hot babes all day! (full quote)
kazlam Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner. (full quote)
14963 Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter. (full quote)
14963 Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my nunchucks in there anymore. (full quote)
14963 Uncle Rico : So how are things going with you and your girlfriend? Kip : Well, I think it's getting pretty serious. We chat online for like two hours a day so yeah, you could say it's getting pretty serious. (full quote)
14963 Napoleon : I like your sleeves. They're real big. Deb : Thank you. I made them myself. (full quote)
14963 Napoleon : Who are you gonna ask to the dance? Pedro : That girl right there. Napoleon Dynamite : Summer Wheatly? How the heck are you gonna do that? Pedro : Build her a cake or something. (full quote)
14963 Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Lochness to blow Nessy out of the water. Sir Godfrey of the Nessy Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally. (full quote)
16582 Cause my lips hurt real bad! Gosh! (full quote)
  tina you fat lard come get some food (full quote)
  Napoleon:Why was Uncle Rico Over at my girlfriends house (Has kip in a head lock) Kip:Ow! Napolean, you're pinching my neck meat. Stop. I think you tore my mole off. Is it bleeding? Napoleon: Yeah just a little bit. (full quote)
  I love Technology but not as much as you, you see but I still love technology always and forever (full quote)
  and do you kipplin take Lafawnda?.....You Know I Do! (full quote)
  your mom goes to college (full quote)
  you know Napoleon,La Fonda is the best thing that has ever happen to me. Peace! (full quote)
  its got everything shocks.. pegs.. lucky.. (full quote)
  tina you fatlard com get some ham!* (full quote)
  tina you fat lard com get some ham!* (full quote)
  vote for pedro (full quote)
  is she hott? see for your self. i like her bangs (full quote)
  mush bust plus (full quote)
  must bust plus (full quote)
  Eat the food! Eat the food! Eat the food (full quote)
  i see you're drinking 1%...is that because you think you're fat?...cause you're not...you could br drinking whole if you wanted to (full quote)
  how bout some gold bracelets? (full quote)
  'Tina, you fat lard heres your dinner.' 'Tina eat.' 'Eat the food.' (full quote)
  Pedro: Do you think people will vote for me? Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes! I'd vote for you. Pedro: Like what are my skills? Napoleon Dynamite: Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache. (full quote)
  Tina you fat lard! EAT! (full quote)
  Kip: Well, things are getting pretty serious, we chat online for 2-3 hours a day, soo i guess you can say things are getting pretty serious. (full quote)
  Napolean: TINA YOU FAT LARD! COME AND EAT your FOOD! (full quote)
  That's what I'm talking about. (full quote)
  Tina you fat lard!...come get some dinner! Tina eat the food! Eat the food! (full quote)
  You see that girl over there? She came over to my house the other day and left all this crap on my porch. (full quote)
  UR SUCH A flipPIN IDIOT GOSH (full quote)
  Hey Don, did you take a dump in your bed last nite? (full quote)
  napoleon:come tina u fat lard COME GET SOME food! EAT THE food! (full quote)
  Itd be great if you could ride me into town!!*-*-*-*. (full quote)
  Napoleon-Tina you fat lard, come get some dinner (full quote)
  (Think about Napoleon dancing for Pedro's skit, he was sooo cool.) (full quote)
  J-Kwons Dance Grooves Tape: Are you ready to get your groove on? Napoleon: Yes. (full quote)
  So what did you do this summer Napoleon? I told you! I went wolverine hunting with my grandpa in Alaska! How many did you shoot? Like fifty! what did you shoot them with again? A frickin 12 gauge, what do you think?! (full quote)
  Make yourself a dang quesadilla! (full quote)
  *on the sign* LAFAWNDUH (full quote)
  Kip: That's what I'm talking about. (full quote)
  napoleon:tina you fat lard come eat some dinner (full quote)
  Make yourself a dang quesadilla! (full quote)
  Napoleon:hey pedro, you gunna eat your tots? Pedro:No Napoleon:can i have them? Pedro:yes Napoleon:*sticks them in pocket* (full quote)
  Last week Japanese scientists placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Lockness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Court Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scottland’s local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally. (full quote)
  your Mom goes to college (full quote)
  Pedro offers you his protection. (full quote)
  Vote Pedro! (full quote)
  Kip;Hey Napolean, it'd be great if you could pull me into town! (full quote)
  Just workin on some dance moves (full quote)
  Tina you fat laurd come get some dinner! Tina eat. eat the food. eat the food! (full quote)
  Don: Hey Napoleon, did you pee in your bed last night? Napoleon: Hey Don, did you take a dump in your pants? Don: You better shut up Napoleon! Napoleon: Why don't you tell your mom to shut up! Don: Did you say something about my mom?!?! Napoleon: Naybe I did and maybe I din't! Don: You know I could beat you up Napoleon! Napoleon: Nu uh, only one of us here knows the secret ninja moves from the government!! (Then Don comes over and Napoleon smacks his head and runs off) (full quote)
  I'm going to the grocery store to get some prime ribs. Peace out. (full quote)
  Napoleon: Do they have large talons? Farmer: what? Napoleon: Do they have large talons? Farmer: Boy, I didn't understand a word you just said. (full quote)
  A frickin' 12 gauge, what do ya think?! (full quote)
  lookie, lookie a keepsake for you (full quote)
  Don: Hey, Napoleon. what did you do last summer again? Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines! Don: Did you shoot any? Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that? Don: what kind of gun did you use? Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think? (full quote)
  Kip: LaFawnda is the best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's my soulmate. Napoleon, don't worry, there's a babe out there for you too. Peace out. (full quote)
  Uncle Rico: Frankly I'm a little concerned about your transportation situation, I mean, do you even have a car? Kip: Well, that's just it, at the present, nothing comes to mind. Uncle Rico: Alright well, you can take the van, I I do better on foot anyway. (full quote)
  Don: Hey Napoleon, did you wet your bed last night? Napoleon: Hey Don, did you take a dump in your bed last night? Don: You better shut up Napoleon! Napoleon: Why don't you tell your mom to shut up! Don: Did you say something about my mom?!?! Napoleon: Maybe I did and maybe I din't! Don: You know I could beat you up Napoleon! Napoleon: Nu uh, only one of us here knows the secret ninja moves from the government!! (Don comes over and Napoleon smacks his head and runs off) (full quote)
  Over there in that pig pen i found some Shoshoni arrow heads (full quote)
  Yessss (full quote)
  Deb: im trying to save money for college Kip: your mom goes to college! (full quote)
  1. Hello, would you like to look loke this? Because for a limited tme only, Glamour Shots by Deb are 50% off. 2. Hey Summer wanna play me? (full quote)
  Its a liger (full quote)
  whatever i feel like GOSH....pussy (full quote)
  kip**its gettin pretty serious! (full quote)
  Tina, you fat lard. (full quote)
  GOD Tina eat your ham (full quote)
  Whatever I want to Gosh! My lips hurt really bad! Don't be jealous because I'm flirting on the internet with hot babes...all day. (full quote)
  I like your sleeves...There real big. (full quote)
  I wish you would just get out of my life and shut up (full quote)
  your mom goes to college! (full quote)
  tina u fartlard come get some dinner (full quote)
  grandma:now me.............kip are you listening/KIp:whaaaaaat grandma:now napoleon dont forget to feed tina napoleon:why cant kip do it he doesnt do flippin any thing! (full quote)
  kip: napoleon dont be jeolous cuz i've been chatting on line with babes all day (full quote)
  Tina you fat lard, come get some dinner. (full quote)
  Here Tina you fat lard, get some ham. (full quote)
  Hey Napoleon, did you wet the bed last night.....Hey Don, did you take a dump on your bed last night.....I could kick your butt Napoleon cuz I'd shut up....Why don't you tell your mom to shut up.....What did you say....Whatever I feel like I want to say.....Did you say something about my mom.....Maybe I did, maybe I didn't....Do you want to die Napoleon......Yeah right, who's the only one here that knows the illegal ninja moves from the government....Step up Napoleon.....SLAP....ahhhh (full quote)
  I like your sleeves (full quote)
  1)Who is this? 2)Napoleon Dynamite 3)your name is Napoleon? (full quote)
  I started feeling really hot. So I went home and took a bath. That didn't help. Then I realized it was my hair. So I shaved my head. I don't want anyone to see. (full quote)
  Some Kid: Give me that! Its MINE! Napoleon: What the flip kid, get a life! Kid: MOMMY! (full quote)
  YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS! (full quote)
  thanks for eating all the frickin' chips kip (full quote)
  my lips burn (full quote)
  BUT MY LIPS HURT REAL BAD!! (full quote)
  Napoleon:You see that girl over there?[piontsat Deb.][p]Pedro:Yeah.[p]Napoleon:Yesterday,she left a bunch of crap on my porch. (full quote)
  Tina come get some ham (full quote)
  Tina, come get some ham! (full quote)
  lucky (full quote)
  Shocks... pegs... lucky! (full quote)
  UGHH! (full quote)
  Please…please. Be good to me. Please, keep going. Dead on….dead on.Yes

Do you know who said this quote from the movie? (full quote)
  You got, like, 3 feet of air that time! (full quote)
  *Kip puts tupperware behind van and breaks it*: Dang it! *drives off* (full quote)
  Uncle Riko: Lance you look like a strong young pup. why dont you see if you can give this a nice tear? *lance struggles with tupperware* Don't Hurt yourself now.
Lance: I cant do it..... i cant. - Riftopher Sureda (full quote)
10666 shocks...pegs...lucky... (full quote)
10666 i caught you a delicious bass... (full quote)
10929 Time after time. (full quote)
10929 We're going to be friends. (full quote)
10929 I reckon, you know a lot about...cyberspace? (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Is there anyone else here? I'm trying to earn money for college. #2- Your mom goes to college (full quote)
Marvin Acme Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Cort Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- what did you do last summer again? #2- I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines! #1- Did you shoot any? #2- Yeah, like, fifty of them! They were surrounding my cousin! what the heck would you do in a situation like that? #1- what kind of gun did you use? #2- A friggin' twelve gauge, what do you think? (full quote)
Marvin Acme I caught you a delicious bass. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip. #2- Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter. (full quote)
Marvin Acme You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bowstaff. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore. (full quote)
Marvin Acme I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. (full quote)
32472 Do the chickens have large Talons? (full quote)
36199 your mom goes to college! (Snicker) (full quote)
36199 (1) Can you just bring me my chap stick. My lips hurt real bad. (2) Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer. (1) I'm not gonna use hers, sicko! (full quote)
36199 Do the chickens have large talons? (full quote)
36199 Stay home and eat all the chips, Kip! (full quote)
36199 You do understand English. This isn't that complex. (full quote)
36199 Yes, I love technology, but not as much as you you see, but I still love technology, always and forever. Always and forever. (full quote)
36199 I hope your experiences are unforgettable. (full quote)
36199 Just tell them if they vote for you, all of their wildest dreams will come true. (full quote)
36199 We chatted online for like two hours, so I giess you could say things are getting pretty serious. (full quote)
36199 She's got sandy blonde hair, pretty, pretty good-looking face. But I'm kinda getting T.O.ed because she hasn't sent me a full-body shot yet. (full quote)
36199 I like your sleeves. They're real big. (full quote)
36199 I reckon you know a lot about cyberspace. Do you ever run across anything on time travel? Easy, I've already looked into it for myself. (full quote)
36199 This is pretty much the worst video ever made. Like anyone could possibly know that. (full quote)
36199 Do you think anyone thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starlight here? (full quote)
36199 Build her a cake or something. (full quote)
36199 Aren't you good at drawing and stuff? Yeah, probably the best I know of. (full quote)
36199 I said why don't you come down here and try and hit me? (full quote)
36199 Sweet. You got shocks, pegs. Lucky. (full quote)
36199 Pedro offers you his protection. (full quote)
36199 Uh! I think you ripped my mole off. Is it bleeding? A little bit. (full quote)
36199 So we're pretty much friends by now, right? Jess. (full quote)
36199 (1) Would you like to look like this? (2) This is a girl. (3) Because, for a limited time only, Glamour Shots by Deb is 75 percent off. (full quote)
38042 Who wants to eat 'chimeneychangas' next year? Not Me. (full quote)
43182 Rex-Do you think I got where I am today by dressing like Peter Pan over there? No. (full quote)
43554 Stay home and eat the freakin' chips, Kip! (full quote)
43554 Stay home and eat the freakin' chips, Kip! (full quote)
44702 you wanna play with me? (full quote)
44702 why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap! (full quote)
44862 Tina you fat tub of lard come get some dinner. (full quote)
46238 Nice sleeves. Thanks, I made them myself. (full quote)
46238 Like anyone can even know that, Napoleon. (full quote)
46797 your jus jealous cause ive been chatin online with hot babes all day!! (full quote)
46800 1)Poor kid. I've been takin' care of him while his grandma's in the hospital. He still wets the bed and everything. 2)You're kidding. 1)Yeah, he's a tender little guy. He still gets beat up and whatnot. (full quote)
46800 You see, this ain't your run-of-the-mill crapper-ware. These are some serious NuPont fiber-woven bowls. (full quote)
46800 1)Ow! 2)what the crap was uncle Rico doin' at my girlfriend's house? 1)Napoleon, let go of me! I think you're bruisin' my neck meat! (full quote)
46800 Lance, you look like a strong young pup. Why don't you see if you can give that a nice tear. (full quote)
46800 They're pretty good... except for one little problem. That little guy right there, he is nipple number five. A good dairy cow should have, like, four. (full quote)
46800 Well, I never thought I would make it here today. I would be a great class president because I promise to put two new pop machines in the cafeteria, and I'm also gonna get a glitter Bonne Bell dispenser for all the girls' bathrooms. Oh, we're gonna get new cheerleading uniforms. Anyway, I think I'd be a great class president, so, uh... who wants to eat *chimini-changas* next year? Not me. See, with me, it will be summer all year long. Vote for Summer. (full quote)
46800 1)What are you doing here, Uncle Rico? 2)your grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes today, broke her coccyx. 1)What? Since when does she go to the dunes? 2)Looks like there's a lot you don't know about her. (full quote)
47315 gosh (full quote)
cptdad Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever... We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom... Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make my salivate... I love technology, but not as much as you, you see... But I STILL love technology... Always and forever. Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to heaven above... always and forever, always and forever... Why do you need me? Why do you love me? Always and forever... (full quote)
kerryn2000 Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter. (full quote)
marvin mcgoo I used to could throw a football a quarter mile. What you wanna bet I can throw a football over those mountains? (full quote)
xxomgilybabexx ''I already made like infinity of those at scout camp.'' (full quote)
Lalexr "Vote for Predro!" (full quote)
13_vforvendetta 1:this tastes like its defected with bleach 2: yes that is right 1:this taste like the cow got into to a onion patch...... 2: Correct 1: yessss..................... (full quote)
AcmeMarvin You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bow staff. (full quote)