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Without A Paddle - 2004 Movie Quotes


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33648 I've about had it with Ass-face and Dick-chin over there... (full quote)
  I'm all natural. (full quote)
40306 You boys better get dressed faster 'cause I been up here alone for almost 30 years now. (full quote)
40306 Dan: billy's dead and he still has a better chance of getting laid than I do. (full quote)
40306 1.) Come on, Dan. It's like when we'd jump off the railroad bridge into the river when we were kids. This is... higher than that... 2.) But I never *did* jump in the river! You guys always pushed me when I wasn't looking! (full quote)
40306 River guide : Thanks for breaking glass where my children play. (full quote)
40306 Jerry: I, for one, choose death. (full quote)
  GET INTO THE FETAL POSITION, ABORT THE FETAL POSITION (full quote)
  Jerry: i about shit myself,did u about shit u're self? Tom: i about shit myself. Dan: i did shit myself. Tom: ohh shit. *start falling down a waterfall* ohhhhhhhhh shit!!! ~ without a paddle. (full quote)
  stop it, stop it- SHUTUP!! I AM DOCTOR MOTT!! (full quote)
  your saying you dropped the plans? NO! im saying i forgot to hold onto the plans while my ass was freeloading over a 100ft WATERFALL!!! (full quote)
  your saying you dropped the plans? NO! im saying i forgot to hold onto the plans while my ass was freefalling over a 100ft WATERFALL!!! (full quote)
  - Were you ever a boy scout? - no but i ate a brownie once (full quote)
  The hills have gone gay. (full quote)
  Dan:what are you doing? Jerry:I'm taking off my shoes. Dan:Why? Jerry:I run faster with no shoes. Dan:You can't outrun that bear! Jerry:I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you! (full quote)
  I'll write you a prescription. (full quote)
  TOM:name one gf of mine who worked as a carny DAN:JoJo the one who had her downstairs pierced JERRY:how do u know what she did 2 her downstairs DAN:she had a website about it MEG:that's bullshit and u know it (while laughing) (full quote)
  TREE GIRL:me and flower dance naked in the rain holding each other soaking wet until morning MEG:ok these bitches are on some other shit TREE GIRL:remember when r tree had an excentric orgasim MEG:damn lesbians truly r freaks (under her breath) (full quote)
  is this billy's funeral? is that the corpse of billy newman? (full quote)
  Dano & C3PO All data points to us being...Oh what do you humans call it. Completely Screwed. (full quote)
43265 1) Why are you taking off your shoes? 2) Because I can run faster without my shoes...1)I don't think you're gonna be able to outrun the bear. 1) I don't have to outrun the bear. I just have to outrun you. (full quote)
  It's doody, Dennis! (full quote)
  Hi, Jerry and Denise can't get to the phone because we're DOIN IT! (full quote)
  We're at the corner of bum-fuck you got a pertty mouth. (full quote)
  come back to bed im getting cold.....not until he puts java back in his hut (full quote)
  1: where are we? 2: where in the bum fucking you got a pretty mouth. (full quote)
45169 we cant come to the phone cuz we're doin' it! (full quote)
  Dan: There was a mutual seperation. Tom: Yeah... between her eyes! (full quote)
  Not until he puts his jaba back in the hut! (full quote)
  how do you like me now fish! (full quote)
  ABORT THE FETAL POSITION! (full quote)
  Piece of advice, you can lose your money, you can spend all of it, and if you work hard, you can get it all back, but if you waste your time, you're never gonna get it back. Whatever it is you fellas are looking for, you gotta go out and get it, and you gotta go right now. (full quote)
The Counte Tom: He burnt the cash to stay warm Jerry: He traded every dollar for just a few more hours of life Tom: So much for the treasure Jerry: No, thats it, being alive, thats the treasure (full quote)
The Counte Piece of advice, you can lose your money, you can spend all of it, and if you work hard, get it all back, but if you waste your time, you're never gonna get it back. Whatever it is you fellas are lookin for, you gotta go out and get it, and you gotta go right now. (full quote)
  Im gonna have to use a distinct pattern now they got use to the figure eights! (full quote)
  were you really a boy scout? no but i ate a brownie once. (full quote)
  and then i jumped on the grenade to save my buddies and BOOM.. blew my ribcage all to shit, blew me 50, 60 feet in the air. and then i paid off all my debts in full with db's money. (full quote)
  1)where are we? 2)The corner of bum-fuck and you-gotta-perdy-mouth (full quote)
  1. What are you doing?
2. I'm taking off my shoes.
1. Why are you taking off your shoes?
2. Because I run faster without my shoes.
1. You can't out run a bear.
2. I don't have to out run the bear, I just have to out run you. (full quote)
bigclaude 1) You're not going to be able to outrun that bear. 2) I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you. (full quote)
lesbostick sheriff: hiya boys! nice day... just ugh passing through? tom: no. we're actually from UPS. looks like someone ordered a set of teeth. (full quote)
lesbostick i can read a river better than you can read a book (full quote)
lesbostick ugh i hear you're a river guide. tom: oh yeah class IV? V? tom: uh huh which is it? try putting those numbers together. that's right. i've shot a class 45 and i've never lost a man. (full quote)