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Shaun of the Dead - 2004 Movie Quotes

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  You got red on you. (full quote)
  There is no I in Team, but there is an I in pie... (full quote)
  Shaun: Kill the Queen! David: what? Shaun: The music! (full quote)
  Shaun:Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil. Grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold? Ed: Yeah, boyyyeee! (full quote)
  Can I get... any of you cunts... a drink? (full quote)
  Oh, nope, there they are (full quote)
  Oi! Prick! (full quote)
  Oh look, she likes you - she wants to cuddle! (full quote)
  Who died and making you fucking King of the Zombies? (full quote)
  Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies? (full quote)
  I DID NOT call DIANE A FAILED ACTRESS! (full quote)
  Diane: You promised you'd get us free cable! Shaun: I'm working on that! (full quote)
  Mum, a few times growing up, Philp touched me. ::pause:: That was a lie, it never happened, I shouldnt've said it. (full quote)
  There's a girl in the garden. (full quote)
  Oh my gosh, she is *so* drunk! (full quote)
  Would anyone care for a peanut? (full quote)
  Ed! (full quote)
  Pete: It's four in the fucking morning! Shaun: It's Saturday! Pete: No, it's not. It's fucking Sunday, and I've got to go to fucking work in four fucking hours, cause every other fucker in my fucking department is fucking ill! Now can you see why I'm so fucking angry?! Ed: Fuck yeah. (full quote)
  Ed and Shaun: I get higher baby! I get higher baby! I get higher baby! Zombie: uhhhhhh Ed and Shaun: duba duba duba duh Zombie: uhhhhhhh Ed and Shaun: duba duba duba duh (full quote)
  Ed: what's up NIGGAS!? (full quote)
  We're coming to get you, Barbara. (full quote)
43056 #1: I thought you were going to clean up #2 I did but i had a few beers afterwards. (full quote)
  Two seconds (full quote)
  she's a cockisidal maniac that one. (full quote)
43533 Don't you get along with your mum, Shaun? (full quote)
  Sup Niggas? (full quote)
41892 Now How's That For A Slice Of Fried gold. (full quote)
41892 1)How Are you? 2)Surviving. (full quote)
44127 She's like but'tah (full quote)
  Shaun: He chased me around the garden with a bit of wood!!!!! Mum: well you did call him a you know what. Shaun: What did he tell you that?!? Mum: Yes he did!!! Shaun: motherfucker... Mum: Shaun!!!!!!! (full quote)
41321 As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no I in team, but there is an I in pie. And there's an i in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team... I don't know what he's talking about. (full quote)
  No woman in the history of all time is experiencing the pleasure you're having with Ian...In my head! (full quote)
45658 what about her then.....cockocidal maniac (full quote)
  (On the phone) Barbera: Some men tried to get into the house. Shaun: Are they still out there? Barbera: I'm not sure, we've shut the curtains. Shaun: Well, are you all right? Barbera: Oh, I'm fine. I'm fine! Shaun: Mum... Barbera: Well... They were a bit bitey. Shaun: (worried) Mum, have you been biten? Barbera: No, no. But Phillip has. Shaun: Oh, okay. Ed: (worried) Has she been biten? Shaun: No, but Phillip has. Ed: Oh, okay. (full quote)
  Don't point that gun at my mum! (full quote)
  As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no I in team, but there is an I in pie. And there's an I in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team... I don't know what he was talking about. (full quote)
48122 oh, he's alright... Would any of you cunts like a drink? (full quote)
  Ed: Its electro, Prick! (full quote)
Mina Right, let's all shake out, nice and limber! Or not... now! Take another look at the way he moves... remember-- very limp! Almost like sleep walking. Look at the face... it's vacant with a hint of sadness. He's drunk, or he's lost a bet... OK! Let's try it shall we? Liz? (*Auhhhhhhhhhhh...*) Nice... good vocal work. (full quote)
rhps2000 We're going to get you, Barbara! (full quote)
10929 If you leave me now. (full quote)
41892 Do you want anything from the shop? - Cornetto. (full quote)
Mariebbleu Come and get it! It's a running buffet! (full quote)
Mariebbleu 1)Don't say that! 2)what? 1)That! 2)what? 1)The zed-word. Don't say it 2) Why not? 1)Because it's ridiculous! (full quote)
Mariebbleu You know, I don't think I've got it in me to shoot my flatmate, my mum, and my girlfriend all in the same night (full quote)
PlaymoreSNK Who died and made you King of the Fucking Zombies??? (full quote)
jgoh Get fucked, four-eyes! (full quote)