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Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason - 2004 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
Arsey He must still love me! (full quote)
Arsey 1.If you love her so much Darcy, why don't you marry her? 2.I'll bear that in mind. 1.She'd definitely shag me then. (full quote)
Arsey I truly believe that happiness is possible... even when you're thirty-three and have a bottom the size of two bowling balls. (full quote)
Arsey 1.Will you step outside, please? 2.Oh no, it's not possible. (full quote)
Arsey 1.What on Earth are you doing? 2.Getting dressed. 1.Why're you dancing around in that tent business? 2.Because I don't want you to see any of my wobbly bits. 1.Well now that's a bit pointless isn't it. As I happen to have a very high regard for your wobbly bits. In all circumstances. 2.Really? 1.Absolutely. I think it's high time we had another look. (full quote)
Arsey I spent the night with a gorgeous Thai girl who turned out to be a gorgeous Thai boy! (full quote)
Arsey 1.And this is Horatio... 2.Horatio? 1.Yes, Horatio. (full quote)
Arsey You think you've found the right man, but there's so much wrong with him, and then he finds there's so much wrong with you, and then it all just falls apart. (full quote)
Arsey Wonder what Mark Darcy would be like as a father. Father to his children I mean, not to me. That would be weird Oedipus-like thought. (full quote)
Arsey You can't do this, I'm English! And an award-winning journalist... Well, maybe not award-winning, but I have been to *lots* of award ceremonies. (full quote)
Arsey 1.I will not fuck it up again, Mum. 2.Bridget! Language! 1.Sorry. I will not fuck it up again... mother. (full quote)
Arsey 1.You know, I never really understood why you wanted to date me. It seems so unlikely. 2.Come on, Jones, for God's sake. You're sexy. You make me laugh-at you of course, not with you. And you were, incidentally, the best shag I ever had. (full quote)
Arsey Friends - they spend years trying to find you a boyfriend, but the moment you get one, they instantly tell you to dump him! (full quote)
Arsey what about a wig? They're lawyers aren't they? Lawyers love wigs. (full quote)
Arsey Jellyfish alert! Jellyfish alert! (full quote)
MovieMan31 I love you. I always have and I always will. Oh! Um. I don't love you, and I never have, and I never will. Sorry. (full quote)
MovieMan31 He actually seems to be the villian of this piece (full quote)
MovieMan31 I'm available for dates if he feels so inclined (full quote)
MovieMan31 I'm not in love with him. How could I be when I'm totally heartbrokenly smitten with someone else? (full quote)
MovieMan31 I know there's no music playing and it's not snowing, but that doesn't mean that it can't be really something. (full quote)
MovieMan31 December thirty first. Year-end summary. Prison stays, one. Lesbian kisses, one. Pounds lost, minus one. Boyfriends lost but then re-gained following major diplomatic incident, one. Marriage proposals, one. An excellent years progress. (full quote)
MovieMan31 So as you can see, I've found my happy ending at last. And I truly believe that happiness is possible, even when you're thirty-three and have a bottom the size of two bowling balls. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Doesn't everyone deserve a second chance? 2)Except Hitler. 1)Well he was very, very, very naughty. (full quote)
MovieMan31 It was going to be a fantastic weekend shag-a-thon (full quote)
MovieMan31 Daniel, I really think that you should go fuck yourself, or her, but definitely not me. (full quote)
MovieMan31 You can't do this, I'm an award-winning journalist! Well maybe not award-winning, but I have been to lots of award ceremonies! (full quote)
MovieMan31 Stop! Enough! Enough! If you're going to do it, you really ought to do it properly. after all, Madonna is nothing if not a perfectionist. (full quote)
MovieMan31 I'm scared shitless...but you know, perky. (full quote)
MovieMan31 Sorry, sorry everyone - it's my stalker. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Ciggie? 2)No, no thanks. I've given up again. 1)Oh shame, I've found them very useful. I take great comfort in the fact that they may kill me before things actually get worse. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Next time I will not fuck it up Mom. 2)Language darling. 1)Sorry. Next time I will not fuck it up Mother. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)There must've been something you liked about me. 2)Well...you have a nice car, and quite nice manners, outside the bedroom, that's about it. And by the way I know EXACTLY where Germany is. The question is, do you know the location of your asshole!? 1)As a matter of fact I do know the exact location of my asshole...and her's for that matter. (full quote)
MovieMan31 Wouldn't you like to be my little girl guide? Hum? (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)I thought you were there already, doing research. 2)Oh fuck no, I make it up as I go along. (full quote)
MovieMan31 And you thought all I knew about Thailand was pussies and ping pong balls. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)He's young enough to be your grandson. 2)I know, isn't that great?! (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)So how are you feeling? 2)Completely embarrased. 1)Don't be, you're charming on drugs. In the future...just say yes. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)By the way is it true he always says 'I'm sorry but I think I need to cum'? 2)Who told you that? 1)Well it's common knowledge, isn't it? (full quote)
MovieMan31 Open your fucking parachute!! (full quote)
MovieMan31 It was as usual crammed full with some of the most dangerous perverts in the United Kingdom, disguised as close personal friends of my parents. (full quote)
  One minute you're closer to someone than anyone in the world.. the next minute you're never going to see them again (full quote)
  As a matter of fact i happen to know exactly where Germany is, but the question is Do you know where the location of yor asshole is? (full quote)
20947 Oh my God, I'm pregnant... and I'm going to DIE!? (full quote)
Arsey My legs only come up to here. (full quote)
Arsey No. Moment's gone. (full quote)
Arsey That's not your coat. (full quote)
Arsey New york. The big, juice apple. (full quote)
Arsey Pull the thingy, or you will die! (full quote)
Arsey 1.Ever fancied doing it in the dark with a total stranger? (2 turns light on) 1. Okay, well maybe not a total stranger. (full quote)
Arsey 1.(sees face person 2) Oh God, what is it now? 2.Are you having an affair with Rebecca? 1.I won't dignify that question with an answer. 2.Right.(walks off) (full quote)
Arsey 1. There's something I've been meaning to ask you for a long time. 2.Yes? (expects proposal) 1. My darling, darling Bridget. Would you like to....go on a skiing mini-break with me? (full quote)
Arsey 1.Can I ask you a question Bridget? 2.Of course, any question... as long as it's not, 'Will You Marry Me'. (full quote)
Arsey 1.Ah Daniel! your Madrid piece was outstanding. Full of insights; really original. 2.Oh cheers Jeremy, thanks mate. Ya, I really appreciate that. Lads worked really hard on that one. (1 walks away] Tosser. (to Bridget) Talking of which, how is Mark Darcy? (full quote)
33751 It isn't whether or not I know the location of Germany. The question is, do you know the location of your asshole! (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Hi Dad, how's it going? 2)I wish I was dead. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Nice jumper. 2)My mother's taste never falters. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)I can't see anywhere soft to land 2)How bout your ass? (full quote)
MovieMan31 Unit two, give me a close-up of the porker. (full quote)
MovieMan31 The question is...what happens after you walk off into the sunset? (full quote)
MovieMan31 Who cares about the unprofessional hiccup? The fact is I've been in a functional relationship with an adult male for six wonderful weeks, four fabulous days and seven precious hours. Or to put it another way, seventy-one estactic shags! (full quote)
MovieMan31 Stop staring at me while I'm asleep. Go and find something to do. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)I just had a rather graphic shag flashback and you do have a genuinely gorgeous bottom. 2)Thank you. I'm actually with the Mexican ambassador, the head of Amnesty International and the Undersecetary of the trade industry...and you're on speaker phone. 1)Oh, right. (full quote)
MovieMan31 My motto is, when in Rome - do as many Roman's as you can. (full quote)
MovieMan31 Chuck him while you're still ahead and not pregnant with his unwanted child!! (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)jamie Osborne. Talking to her is like swimming in the sea and being stung repeatedly by an enormous jellyfish 2)Bridget, how's it going with that divine man of yours? You must be so pleased to have a boyfriend at last. 1)First jellyfish of the evening. 2)Is he taking you to the Lord Council dinner? Oh, well I'm sure he's just forgotten. Better start slimming into that dress! (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)What on earth are you doing? 2)Getting dressed. 1)Why are you dancing around in that tent? 2)Because I don't want you to see any of my wobbly bits. 1)Well now that's a bit pointless, isn't it? Because I happen to have a very high regard for your wobbly bits, in all circumstances. 2)Really? 1)Absoutely. I think it's high time we had another look. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)You are angry 2)No, I'm not angry. I'm just disappointed. 1)Disappointed? Oh God that's worse than angry. 2)I'm just disappoionted I can't take you home this instant. (full quote)
MovieMan31 No, of course not. So what's the alternative? Sleeping in his parents bed and breastfeeding until he's a teenager whilist attending progressive school, where the entire day is spent singing yellow submarine and practicing group masturbation. (full quote)
MovieMan31 Oh no, no thank you - the uh, mini spotted dick rather finished me off. (full quote)
MovieMan31 I'm going to go to the loo, then I'm going to come back and we're going to be civilized. (full quote)
MovieMan31 You could never muster the strength to fight for me. (full quote)
MovieMan31 Five weeks later, weight...four thousand pounds and I am enjoying a relationship with two men simultaneously. The first first called Ben - the other Jerry. Number of current boyfriends...zero. (full quote)
MovieMan31 You have absoutley no messages...not a single one...not even from your mother. (full quote)