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Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events - 2004 Movie Quotes


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42209 and then the unthinkable happened. (full quote)
  I'm sorry, I don't speak monkey (full quote)
  ';, b;vb n;nn,hvm gl c lfo rk cori gnm bk gk pdfm de sousa nfk ngkl gkn h mgij nfbgkjn glkn kljnglk glk klm gchn bkgv g bm vm (full quote)
  There's always something... there's always something (full quote)
  All that I ask is that you do every little thing that pops into my head, while I enjoy the enormous fortune your parents left behind. (full quote)
  Count Olaf: I've never seen three more gloomy children in all my life! Why so glum, orphans? Klaus Baudelaire: Our parents just died. (full quote)
  If you have ever lost someone very important to you, then you already know how it feels, and if you haven't, you cannot possibly imagine it. (full quote)
42716 Olaf:(points to Violet) Soda (then to Klaus) Soda (then to Sunny) Banana. Sunny: Beesh. (which means 'Bite me') (full quote)
42716 Count Olaf: All that I ask is that you do every little thing that pops into my head, while I enjoy the enormous fortune your parents left behind. (full quote)
42716 Count Olaf: Now that we're a family, I can be the ulll-timate DAD. (full quote)
42716 Violet Baudelaire: We are very concerned. (full quote)
42716 Count Olaf: Ah, my dear... [reads the labels and pictures on his hands] Count Olaf: Violet... (full quote)
42716 [Sunny jabbers in baby talk] Count Olaf: I'm sorry, I don't speak *monkey*. (full quote)
42716 Lemony Snicket: [narrating] This is the story of the three Baudelaire children. Violet loved to invent; her brother, Klaus, loved to read; and their sister, Sunny... she loved to bite. My name is Lemony Snicket and it is my duty to tell you their tale. No one knows the precise cause of the Baudelaire fire, but just like that, the Baudelaire children became the Baudelaire orphans (full quote)
42716 Sunny: Dejamot! {She's the mayor of crazy town.} (full quote)
42716 Count Olaf: Beef, yes. Roast beef. It's the Swedish term for beef that has been roasted. (full quote)
42716 Klaus Baudelaire: You know, Curdled Cave is for sale. And pretty soon, people will come to look at it. And some of those people will be... realtors. [Aunt Josephine gasps] (full quote)
42716 [about Aunt Josephine's deceased husband, Ike] Klaus Baudelaire: Did Ike die in a fire? Aunt Josephine: No... he was killed by leeches Sunny: [non-subtitled] Okay (full quote)
42716 Violet Baudelaire: At times the world can seem an unfriendly and sinister place. But believe us when we say there is much more good in it than bad. And what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events, may in fact, be the first steps of a journey. (full quote)
42716 Count Olaf: I must say, you are a gloomy-looking bunch. Why so glum? Klaus Baudelaire: Our parents just died. Count Olaf: Ah yes. How very, very tragic. Wait! Wait! Give me that line again, while it's fresh in my head. Klaus Baudelaire: Our... parents just died? Count Olaf: [not acting very well] Yes. Very horrible. Sunny: Bha bha (What a schmuck) (full quote)
42716 Violet Baudelaire: [after having made puttanesca for olaf's theatre troupe. this dish is named after the italian word for prostitute] Dinner is... served. Klaus Baudelaire: Puttanesca Count Olaf: What did you call me? Violet Baudelaire: PASTA puttanesca... (full quote)
42716 Count Olaf: ...And I realized I have been a bit standoffish, Shall we say. Which in this case is a big, big word meaning... Violet Baudelaire: [interupting] Pure evil. (full quote)
42716 Violet Baudelaire: It's the letter, the letter that never came. Dearest Children, Since we have been abroad we have missed you all so much. Certain events have compelled us to extend our travels. One day, where you're older, you will learn all about the people we've befriended, and the dangers we have faced. At times the world can seem an unfriendly and sinister place, but believe us when we say there is much more good in it than bad. All you have to do is look hard enough. And what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events, may, in-fact be the first steps of a journey. We hope to have you back in our arms soon darlings, but in case this letter arrives before our return, know that we love you. It fills us with pride to know that no matter what happens in this life, that you three will take care of each other with kindness, and bravery, and selflessness as you always have. And remember one thing my darlings and never forget it - that no matter where we are, know that as long as you have each other, you have your family, and you are home. Your loving parents. (full quote)
42716 Violet Baudelaire: [points to the bobble head Little Elf in the rear window of the car] Sunny - bite the head off of that elf! Sunny: Nuu! (With pleasure.) (full quote)
42716 Count Olaf: [handing off Sunny] Hot potato! (full quote)
42716 Aunt Josephine: I hate it here. Violet Baudelaire: Well, maybe, Aunt Josephine, you should think about moving. Aunt Josephine: Oh, I could never, ever sell this house. [pause] Aunt Josephine: I'm terrified of realtors. [flashback] Realtor: Is this a bad time? Aunt Josephine: Aaaaaaaaaaaah! (full quote)
42716 Sunny: yotas (Wow. you are nuts.) (full quote)
42716 Lemony Snicket: [narrating] I don't know if you've ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong. For instance: Klaus, when Sunny was born, didn't like her at all; but by the time she was six weeks old, the two of them were as thick as thieves - a phrase which here means fetching and biting for hours on end. In the case of Count Olaf, however... [Count Olaf shouts Orphans!] Lemony Snicket: they were correct. (full quote)
  hello, hello, hello (full quote)
  [after almost being killed by a train] Count Olaf: Mr. Poe! Dear Mr. Poe! Can we discuss this like reasonable men? Mr. Poe: I'm sorry, Count Olaf, but allowing a child of Sunny's age to drive a car is simply not good parenting. Klaus: He tried to kill us! Mr. Poe: Let's not exagerate, Klaus. The vehicle wasn't even in gear. Count Olaf: May I have a moment alone with the children, Mr. Poe? [Mr. Poe agrees] Count Olaf: (to the kids, sarcastically) Goodbye, kids, It's been fun! I'm going to get you, no matter where you go, no matter what you do, I'll FIND YOU!! You are so deceased! (pretends to cry, to Mr. Poe) Take them, Mr. Poe, before I lose it, bigtime! (full quote)
3419 Violet: Sunny, bite the head off that elf! Sunny: (subtitled baby talk) Love to! (full quote)
  Does it strike you as odd that none of our relatives are related to us? (full quote)
  In times the world can seem like an unfriendly and sinister place, but believe us when we say that there is much more good in it than bad. And what may seem like a series of unfortunate events, may, in-fact be the first steps of a journey... (full quote)
  Watch the chandelier children.If it falls it will impale you. (full quote)
  The black plague!Is it the black plague? (full quote)
  1.He's Count Olaf 2.That horrible man you warned me about?where? 1.Right in front of you! 3.where's 'e at? 2.Behind Captain Sham? 3.I'll show 'im a ting or two.I'll give 'im the ol' wax on,wax off me son. (full quote)
  Sure,I get the good parkin spaces.But who could love a man wi' one leg an a face like a hen's arse? (full quote)
  1.Violet's only fourteen.She can't be legally married. 2.She can if she has the permission of her guardian and who is that?Oh yes,me!Look it up bookworm. (full quote)
  Count Olaf: Hingidingi! (full quote)
  Count Olaf: Let's go back to prehistoric times when dinosaurs RULED the earth! Ngee, ngee, ngee (bite, bite)! (full quote)