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Pacifier, The - 2005 Movie Quotes

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  Lulu: we're gonna be late. Shan Wolfe: Not on my watch (full quote)
  Lulu: your boobs are big. shane: they're NOT boobs! lulu: will mine ever get that big? (full quote)
  shane: i think it's time to take a nappy poo to beddy bye land... lulu: do i look like i'm five to you? *walks away* and to think i was attracted to you! (full quote)
  *walks into zoe's room* shane: zoe! a rookie sniper could drop you like a deer! zoe: good. (full quote)
  boy scout 1: what do you put in a jar and shake till their dead? boy scout 2: fireflies. (full quote)
  *shane does peter panda dance* paul: again! shane: no, go to sleep. good night my little peter panda! paul: good night daddy. (full quote)
  julie plummer: you've betrayed us. and not only that, you betrayed your country. captain: so? north korea pays better. (full quote)
  shane: ahh, the nipple cripple. when your opponent uses this, you know they're desperate. (full quote)
  mr. chung: shut up, duck whisperer! (full quote)
  murney: you hear the girl, break it up. *to shane* boys will be boys. it'll toughen the creeper up anyway. shane: six to one? (full quote)
  head brace guy: there's no freestyling in the pen now. (full quote)
  firefly: den mother, you frighten me. shane: good. (full quote)
  You have such big boobs.Do you wear a bra? (full quote)
  Shane Wolfe - We do this my way; there is no highway option. Understood? (full quote)
  Shane: They were after this (puts DVD marked GHOST in player) Lulu: They want our Ghost movie? Haven't they heard of Blaockbuster? (full quote)
  (Shane holds out 'tracking' bracelet to Zoe) Zoe: I would rather chew off my arm! (full quote)
  Helga: Little evil puke machine. (full quote)
  The Peter Panda Dance... When your down and low, Lower than the floor, and you feel like you aint got a chance, da da, Dont make a move 'till your in the groove, And do the peeter panda dance! Just hop three times like a kangaroo, Side step twice just like the crabs do. Three steps forward one step back! Quick like a turtle, lie on your back. Roll like a log 'till you cant roll no more, Better jump quick like there aint no floor. Hold your breath, Step to the left, And that's the peter, I swear that's the peter, That's the peter panda dance!! (full quote)
  Looks like you got some legs growin out of your shoulders. (full quote)
  and light a match next time (full quote)
13284 1. what is it? (staring at vehicle in garage)2. It's a minivan. 1. Ugh. (full quote)
13284 We are SEALS and this is what we do. (full quote)
13284 One pulse from a GHOST satellite and a country can't launch it's own nukes. (full quote)
13284 Isn't there anybody around here who understands the meaning of the word 'discipline'? (full quote)
13284 1. what are you doing? 2. You're burning daylight. Move! 1. It's Sunday! And it's 6 am! My God, you're insane! (full quote)
13284 Now I only got one rule. Everything is done my way, no highway option. (full quote)
13284 Let me explain to you how the chain of command works. I tell you what to do, and you DO it!!! (full quote)
13284 1. You know what, little girl? I think it's time you went nappy-poo in beddy-bye land. 2. Do I look like I'm five to you? 1. What did I say? 2. Disrespectful! And to think I was ever interested in you! (full quote)
13284 1. I'm on duty. 2. On duty? Oh, that's right, you're a babysitter, so it's more like Do-do duty. (full quote)
13284 1. All right, ladies! Here's how it's gonna be. Tonight, I'm your den mother. That means if you want to live to see tomorrow, you do exactly as I say. Do we understand each other? 2. Den mother, you frighten me. 1. Good! (full quote)
13284 1. Party's over! 2. Oh my God, it's here. 1. You're all gonna clean this house SPOTLESS! No highway option, now get cleaning! (full quote)
13284 1. Thanks a lot, Lieutenant Loser! Now, I'm gonna be the school joke! I don't even know what I'm gonna say to my friends. 2. You call those people your friends? They have no respect for you, they have no respect for your home! You have no respect for yourself! (full quote)
13284 1. Now do you or do you not have what it takes to perform this musical? 2. We don't have a director. 1. I've directed rescue missions all around the world. I've directed numerous snatch-and-grabs from countries whose names you are not allowed to know. I've choreographed multi-pronged amphibious landings and stealth air attacks! Do you think I would have the military profiency to direct this production? (full quote)
13284 1. Have you ever given a driving lesson before? 2. In a minivan? No. But think of it like a Bradley Assault Vehicle. 3. Yeah, especially when Zoe's driving. (full quote)
13284 1. Rule Number One: Never be too eager to rush your opponent. 2. Wanna play prison rules, frogman, huh? Wanna play prison rules? Ok, you got it.(fight resumes)All right, now you've unlocked the beast! 1. From this position, it's relatively easy to manipulate your opponent. And thus, we have the chicken wing. The arm bar, the crow bar, and my personal favorite...the pacifier! (full quote)
chaparrita1121 Well the military is al i´ve ever knwon (full quote)
chaparrita1121 You´ve betrayed us, and, you´ve betrayed this country... Guess what? north Korea pays better (full quote)
chaparrita1121 Shane you can´t do this, you can´t leave a man behind (full quote)
chaparrita1121 I told her not to pass her on drivers ed (full quote)