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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The - 2005 Movie Quotes

Posted ByQuote
41892 I Don't supose there's any Tea on this space ship (full quote)
  How many roads can a man walk down? (full quote)
44216 The answer to everything is 42 (full quote)
44216 i'm so depressed - Marvin (full quote)
  So long and thanks for all the fish. (full quote)
  Buttons aren't toys. (full quote)
  WAIT! I have an idea!(gets smacked in forehead with an underground shovel.) (full quote)
  You just don't get it, do you? (full quote)
  It's big, it's gold, it's fancy, fancy pants! (full quote)
8563 resistance is useless. (full quote)
8563 I think that door just sighed. (full quote)
  life, dont talk to me about life (full quote)
8563 freeze? I'm a robot, not a refrigerator. (full quote)
  were gonna die! wait! whats this! youre right were gonna die! (full quote)
8563 Now you can go get your head back. (full quote)
  It is important to note that suddenly, and against all probabiliy, a Sperm Whale had been called into existance, several miles above the surface of an alien planet. Since this isn't a naturally tenable position for a whale, this innocent creatre had very little time to come to terms with its identitity. This is what it thought, as it fell; The Whale: Ahhh! Woooh! What's happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? Okay okay calm down calm down get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? Its a sort of tingling in my... well I suppose I better start finding names for things. Lets call it a... tail! Yeah! Tail! And hey, whats this roaring sound, wooshing past what I'm suddenly gonna call my head? Wind! Is that a good name? It'll do. Yeah, this is really exciting. I'm dizzy with anticipation! Or is it the wind? There's an awful lot of that now isn't it? And whats this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like 'Ow', 'Ownge', 'Round', 'Ground'! Thats it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello Ground! [Dies] The Book: Curiously the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias, as it fell, was, 'Oh no, not again.' (full quote)
cptdad So long, and thanks for all the fish / So sad that it should come to this / We tried to warn you all, but, oh, dear / You may not share out intellect / Which might explain your disrespect / For all the natural wonders that grow around you / So long, so long, and thanks for all the fish! (full quote)
  I think I'm a sofa (full quote)
  We share 3 of the same moms. (full quote)
  you can't be president with a whole brain. (full quote)
47873 It must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays. (full quote)
47873 This guy boring you? Why don't you talk to me instead? I'm from a different planet. It's true. You wanna see my spaceship? (full quote)
47873 Are you wearing my underwear? 'Cause I'm wearing yours, and they aint doing the trick. (full quote)
47873 He shares 3 of the same mothers as I do. (full quote)
47873 I can't do this without my third arm! (full quote)
47873 This will all end in tears, I just know it! (full quote)
5221 My whole planet destroyed because you thought someone wanted your autograph! (full quote)
5221 In the beginning, the Universe was created. This made a lot of people angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea. (full quote)
5221 I am pleased to inform you that two thermo-nuclear missiles are now headed this way... if you don't mind, I am going to take action.

computer, DO SOMETHING!!

Sure thing fella! Switching to manual control... good luck! (full quote)
8563 Hey, Slim, are you wearing my underwear? 'Cause I'm wearing yours and they ain't doin' the trick! (full quote)
FAMOUSDC1 Not Again (full quote)