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Mr. & Mrs. Smith - 2005 Movie Quotes


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  Brad: Idon't really keep count..but maybe high fifties, low sixties? you? Angelina: 312! Brad: what? HOW DID YOU HAVE TIME FOR THAT MANY? Angelina: Some were two at a time. Brad: .....(turns head away) Angelina: Honey? Brad: Just give me a minute (full quote)
  Angelina: Happy endings are for stories that haven't ended yet. (full quote)
  MOM!WE'RE ON high ALERT HERE! I ALMOST KILLED YOU RIGHT NOW! YOU DONT EVEN REALIZE!! MOM:NEVERMIND... (full quote)
  I thought you were the most beautiful mark I had ever seen. (full quote)
  Jon: Did you do something different? Jane: I added Peas Jon: Ah peas... (full quote)
  Jon: And you can't cook Jane: I haven't cooked a day in my life (full quote)
  As me the sex question again. Its definately a 10. (full quote)
  Jane: What is her name and social security number? Jon: No, honey you can't kill her. (full quote)
  Jon: Come on Baby come to Daddy. Jane: Who's your daddy now? (full quote)
  Still alive baby? (full quote)
  Dr:How's the sex? Mrs.Smith:I'm sorry i'm confused. (full quote)
  Brad to Angelina: I though you looked like Christmas morning.. I can't find any other word to describe it.. (full quote)
44749 John Smith: Dance with me. Jane Smith: You don't dance. John Smith: It was just my cover, sweetheart. Jane Smith: Was sloth your cover, too? (full quote)
44722 Man) Aren't you a vegan? Woman) No. My girlfriend is. (full quote)
ntrudics (1) How often do you have sex? (2) I don't understand the question. (full quote)
ntrudics (1) There's this huge space between us, and it just keeps filling up with all the things we don't say to each other. What's that called? (2) Marriage. (full quote)
ntrudics You obviously want to kill me, and I'm starting to be less and less concerned for your well-being. (full quote)
ntrudics Mom! We are on high alert here. I almost killed you right there! (full quote)
ntrudics I live with my mom because I choose to. She's the only woman I've ever trusted. (full quote)
44657 You're aim is almost as bad you're cooking, sweetheart! (full quote)
44657 John:I was married before this. Jane: What's her name and social security number? John: You're not going to kill her. (full quote)
  jane: why do I get the girl gun? (full quote)
  you live with you mom!....she happens to be a first class lady....she is the only women i have ever trusted! (full quote)
  Jon shoots at Jane's car, she tries to run him over: Honey, I didn't mean it! You're overreacting! Come on, we don't want to go to bed angry... We need to talk! (full quote)
  Shrink: How often do you have sex? Jane: I'm confused... Shrink: In a week, how many times? Jon: Is it including the weekend? Jane: Is it on a 1 to 10 scale again? because technically, nothing would have to be...zero (full quote)
44867 John: Chicken Shit! Jane: Pussy! (full quote)
  Shrink: How many years have you been together? John: Five Jane: Six John: Five or Six (full quote)
  your aim's as bad as your cookin' (full quote)
  Jane: If you dont like them, just say so, we can return them. Jon: Alright, I dont like them. Jane: You'll get used to them. (full quote)
  I can't believe I brought my real parents to our wedding. (full quote)
  I said I saw your father on Fantasy Island. (full quote)
10929 Very well then. Let's pop the hood. (full quote)
10929 Beginner's luck. (full quote)
10929 Beginner's luck. (full quote)
10929 You have to have a foundation of friendship, brother. The other stuff fades. (full quote)
10929 She's like Batman for computers. (full quote)
10929 Zero percent A.P.R. til March. (full quote)
10929 --Hi ya, stranger. --Hi ya back. (full quote)
10929 --To dodging bullets. --To dodging bullets. (full quote)
10929 Happy endings are just stories that haven't finished yet. (full quote)
  Brad: I'm gonna lay out your options now. Option A- You talk, we listen, no pain. Option B- You don't talk, I remove your thumbs with my plyers. It will hurt. Option C- I like to vary the details on this one, but the punch-line is you die. (full quote)
  Jane: Jon.. My parents.. They died when I was eight, I'm an orphan. Jon: Then Who was that kindly fellow that gave you away at our wedding? Jane: Paid actor. Jon: I told you.. I told you I saw your dad on Fantasy Island. (full quote)
  In the end you start to think about the beginning (full quote)
10929 --Any last words? --The new curtains are hideous. (full quote)
10929 Actually, I got all my dough buried under the toolshed. (full quote)
10929 We need to talk! (full quote)
10929 Pot roast is my favorite. (full quote)
10929 We need this quick, clean and contained. (full quote)
10929 Target profile is our main priority. Utilize all means necessary. (full quote)
10929 baby, you couldn't find the button with both hands and a map. (full quote)
10929 It's never gonna work because you constantly underestimate me. (full quote)
10929 You have no idea what I'm capable of. (full quote)
10929 Let me guess. Shaped charge on the counter-balance cable. Two more on the primary and secondary brakes. (full quote)
10929 Thanks for givin' me the shaft. (full quote)
10929 You approached our marriage like a job - something to be reconned, planned and executed. (full quote)
10929 I'm the suburban housewife, sweetheart. (full quote)
10929 It was a joint task force by both your companies. (full quote)
10929 Two competing agents living under the same roof. It's bad for business. (full quote)
10929 You know, there will always be challenges. (full quote)
47955 John: You only brought these out for special occassions. Jane: This is a special occassion. (full quote)
chaparrita1121 Come to daddy... Who´s your daddy now? (full quote)
nicimo Mom! We are on high alert here. I almost killed you right then! You do not even realize! (full quote)
nicimo John: She tried to kill me. Eddie: They all try to kill you. Slowly, painfully, cripplingly, and then wham. They hurt you. How you going to handle it? John: [grabs assault rifle] I'm going to borrow this. Eddie: I like where your head's at, man. (full quote)