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Dukes of Hazzard, The - 2005 Movie Quotes


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36418 1. Why would they plant a Still? 2. Because they're to stupid to find the real one. (full quote)
36418 1. Do you know why divorce's are so expensive? 2. No why? 1. Because they're worth it! (full quote)
34821 Luke, you Man-Whore! (full quote)
32182 Play hard to get, cuz (full quote)
32182 Y'all think you can catch me now? (full quote)
32182 what is the purpose of this circle?!? (full quote)
32182 How about the special, sir? (full quote)
  I think something bounced up into my under carriage. (full quote)
  Daisy: You know what's going to happen don't you? They're going to get in trouble and i'm going to have to shake my ass at somebody to get em out. Uncle Jessie: That's why we love you darlin. (full quote)
  Sorry cuz, you'd do the same to me. (full quote)
  I said 'no Bo, no'. Ohhh, I thought you said 'go Bo, go'. (full quote)
  No balls, no balls (full quote)
  It's supposed to be my time. (full quote)
  Just wanted to pay a visit to the prettiest girl in the school. (full quote)
  (as Bo faints after getting a kiss on the cheek) So he's still doing that? (full quote)
  Roscoe: what kind of mood are you in Boss? Boss Hogg: I am in a crawfish boiling mood. (full quote)
  Boss Hogg: Enis you dipstick, did somebody move my car? (full quote)
  For what I'm about to do, I don't want to remember too much of it. (full quote)
  Were you wearing an armadillo on your head when at the time? (full quote)
  They threw hotdogs at us. (full quote)
  Didn't he get caught drinking water out of the toilet in the girls bathroom? (full quote)
  Sheav: Why Katie Johnson, you sure filled out nice. Katie: Yeah Sheav, you filled out nice too. (full quote)
  I forgot about the brother. (full quote)
  Use these whammy shells (full quote)
  I bet you a phone book we don't break any of these bottles. (full quote)
  1) I don't remember the Hazzard phone book being that thick. 2) this is Atlanta (full quote)
  Uncle Jessie, what are you doing in there? Uncle Jessie: Oh, I've just been smoking up some meat for the barbeque. Wow, it's bright out here. (full quote)
  Governor: Sheav, let's go get us a chocolate hotdog. (full quote)
  I make helmets out of em. An armadillo shell is one of the only helmets that will block brain waves. Also make a pretty good soup bowl. (full quote)
  Now that might be worth putting my pants on fer. (full quote)
  Roscoe: You still got those CIA plates in your head? Sheav: As far as I know. (full quote)
  Bobby Pricket: Dill, can you get me those Celine Dion tickets...of course I want to go backstage Dill, don't be dumb. (full quote)
  That road better be closed up tighter than a tick's ass. (full quote)
  1) You better watch yourself. 2) Don't worry, I won't hurt her. 1) Aint a soul in this place concerned about you hurting her. (full quote)
  That's Bobby Pricket, should I buy him a drink? (full quote)
  Luke: Can I hit this guy? Bo: Kill em all!!!! (full quote)
  Boss Hogg: Roscoe, I see you have redecorated. (full quote)
  Uncle Jessie: I shoulda popped a cap in his ass. Bo: Damn straight. (full quote)
  Dammit, we are Japanese executives. (full quote)
  1) How does 24,000 yen sound? 2) Like 40 bucks. (full quote)
  You said, better to lose a lover than to love a loser. You called me a loser? He was depressed. (full quote)
  No, we had a good time, and i'm not going to apologize for that. (full quote)
  Look at the road Bo. Bo, look at the road. (full quote)
  Now I know why it didn't work out with me and Katie Johnson. It's all about timing. (full quote)
  Luke: You mean make sweet love IN it. Bo: No, I'm going to have sex with it. (full quote)
  Dark forces are conspiring to strip mine Hazzard. Follow me to the court house, come on! (full quote)
  Well, it's not running right now and my tow truck isn't here, so unless you want to shove it up your ass... (full quote)
  Roscoe: I've got two words for you: soapa and water. Cooter: That's three words....stupid. (full quote)
  And after you get the prize money...pay me, because that's how it works. (full quote)
  The general doesn't race...it...erases...the competition. (full quote)
  You better hurry up, aren't you late for your Klan meeting? (full quote)
  Yep, we're going to make a lot of friends up here. (full quote)
  1) Why don't y'all hillbillies get out of the car. 2) We prefer Appalaichain Americans. (full quote)
  Bo: Luke, give me your shoe laces. I'm going to fashion a lasso and when the jailer comes in, I'll rope the keys. Luke: I'm wearing cowboy boots. Bo: I like your style. (full quote)
  Boss Hogg: I've got $100 here for the first one to knock that loudmouth out. (full quote)
  1) I was about to seal the deal when you walked up. 2) what? She was looking at me the whole time. (full quote)
  1) I've got a problem with my car do you guys think you can help me? 2) Why yes maam (these boots are made for walking playing in the background) 3) Tough shit girl, go fix your own car. (full quote)
  Bo: Daisy, is that road clear? Daisy: Uh, not exactly. Bo: Not exactly might be a problem. (full quote)
  Daisy: Enis, where's Boss Hogg and Roscoe? Enis: At your farm. Daisy: That might be a new record. (full quote)
  Sheav: So Bo, are you racing on Saturday? Bo: I'm planning on it. Sheav: So what's the price for second place anyway? (laughs at his own joke)...gonna be a tough race out there...tough race. (full quote)
  Bo: I dated a Korean girl in high school. Sheav: That is an entirely different Oriental nation, get an education. (full quote)
  Bo: I think you've got the wires backwards. Sheav: It's a Chinese fuse, they're supposed to be backwards. Bo: I meant backwards from how they're supposed to be. (full quote)
  You know nothing about Sino Chino relations. (full quote)
  Uncle Jessie: It's Roscoe. I wonder what that fat sack of shit wants. (full quote)
  Roscoe: We can do this the easy way or of course, there's always that other way...Uncle Jessie: Let's try that other way, you want to? (full quote)
  Bo: Don't you remember all of those tight outfits she was always wearing out at the farm? Luke: nope. (full quote)
  Katie Johnson: Luke, do you remember all of those tight outfits you were always making me wear? (full quote)
  Bo: How would you feel if the general and I went to Atlanta and left you behind? (full quote)
  (Bo talking to the car) I know it's a shame to hide your beauty like this but it's for your own good...WHat? That's crazy, I'm not even going to respond to that. (full quote)
  Luke: Are you guys police? Policeman: Campus police (Bo and Luke laugh at drive off)...Policeman: Mother of God. (full quote)
  Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going? Bo: Uh, 10. Policeman: 8. Bo: Isn't the speed limit 10? Policeman: Yes it is. (full quote)
  Luke: Turn left, turn left!! (Bo turns right) Bo: I'm going to need these directions a little bit faster. (full quote)
  I'm never going to leave this car. I'm going to eat in it. I'm going to sleep in it. I'm even going to make sweet love to it. (full quote)
  Luke: LET'S PUT ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBI!!...That's what people say there. (full quote)
  1)The reason we pulled you over is because your tail light is out. 2)Pulled me over? Sir, you hit me. (full quote)
  what im askin is if ya shook her corn! (full quote)
  what happens when you give a poitician viagra? what? He gets taller! (full quote)
  I'm never gettin outta this car! I'm gunna eat in it, I'm gunna sleep in it and I'm gunna make sweet love to it! You mean yer gunna make sweet love IN it Oh no i wanna fuck it! (full quote)
  Katie Johnson?!? FUCK ME RUNNIN!!!!! (full quote)
  Have you ever been to China? (full quote)
  How about a special sir? (full quote)
  How about a Special Sir? (full quote)
10929 The General Lee. (full quote)
13284 Don't you know you're not supposed to wear white after Labor Day? (full quote)
13284 1. Do you know how fast you were going? 2. What? 3. How FAST you were GOING? 2. I don't know, ten? 1. Eight. 2. Isn't the speed limit ten? 1. Yes, it is. 2. Are you two police? 1. CAMPUS police. (full quote)
13284 Aren't you a little late for your Klan meeting, asshole? (full quote)
13284 1. Give me your goddamn driver's license. 2. What driver's license? (full quote)
13284 1. Congratulations, you got the job! How does 22,000 yen a year sound? 2. Sounds like 40 bucks. 3. See you in Bejjing! (full quote)
Marvin Acme Were you wearing an armadillo helmet when you said it? (full quote)
Marvin Acme I think something bounced up into my undercarriage. (full quote)
33944 Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane... the closest thing to law enforcement in Hazzard County. Roscoe's been after the Duke boys since they started walking... of course, some people say the boys first steps landed right on the sheriff's last nerve (full quote)
33944 Jefferson Davis Hogg, the meanest man in Hazzard County, he's canny as a fox, tough as a badger... and as crooked as a hilbilly smile (full quote)
33944 1/_I'll have her up-n-runnin' in no time, meanwhile, you boys can take my (tow)truck 2/_what if you need to tow somebody? 3/_Hell, I've had 9 tows in 3 years and y'all 've been 8 of em (full quote)
33944 I lost 3 toes in Korea for this country and this is the thanks I get! (full quote)
33944 1/_I got 2 words for ya... soap and water 2/_That's 3 words (full quote)
33944 1/_You still got them alien mind probes stuck in your head? 2/_As far as I know (full quote)
33944 1/_It's a core sample... for mining... they drill a hole, take the sample out, send it to the lab, see what they got. 2/_Core samples of what? 1/_How the hell should I know, Luke?... Am I wearing a white coat here?... I cut bait and blow shit up for a living (full quote)
33944 1/_Daisy, this race here is for charity 2/_Really?, which one? 1/_Errrr... Anal bifida, SPINAL bifida, it's one of the bifidas (full quote)
33944 1/_I think I'm gunna chunder!!! 2/_Is that bad?! 1/_It means vomit! 3/_Not in the car!!! (full quote)
33944 When you're flyin' by the seat of your pants, nothin' sounds more official than *Plan B* (full quote)
33944 what happens when politicians take viagra?? They get taller!!! hahahaha!!!! (full quote)
33944 1/_What do you call a farmer with a sheep under each arm??! 2/_What?! 1/_A playboy! (full quote)
33944 1/_You know what you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?? 2/_No 1/_You get a piece of ass that'll bring a tear to your eye! (full quote)