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Diary of a Mad Black Woman - 2005 Movie Quotes


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46205 Go ahead! I ain't scared of no po po! call the po po, ho! call THE PO PO HO!!! (full quote)
46205 Peace is always still around me, because I keeps me what they call a piece of steel. Load your steel, praise Jesus! (full quote)
46205 You're fat. You're as big as a Buick. You was walking down the hall the other day and I thought somebody strapped a refridgerator to your butt! (full quote)
46205 1)I love you 2)And how do you know that? 1)I carry you in my spirit. I pray for you more than I pray for myself. And if you're away for more than an hour, I can't stop thinkin about ya! And your smile, when you smile, my world is alright (full quote)
46205 (chainsaw rumbling in background) Now the way I see it, half of everything in this house belong to her. So which half do you want, do you want this half or do you want this half??? (full quote)
46205 You can't turn no ho into no housewife! I know, I tried it with your mother. (full quote)
46205 1)He died, I went to his funeral, he was 8 feet under. 2)Six feet, that's where they bury folks, Madea, six feet under. 1)That's what I'm trying to tell you! I thought I was over what he did, but I saw him layin in that casket and I got mad all over again. I beat him down two more feet!! (full quote)
  A Wire HHHHAAANNNGGGGEEEERRRRR!!!! (full quote)
  I'm just playin girl, you lookin just like Beyonce. (full quote)
  1. I got viagra, 2. I got mase. (full quote)
  1. You're fat. You're as big as a Buick. You was walking down the hall the other day and I thought somebody strapped a refridgerator to your butt! 2. And that is something you will never in your life hear a woman say. (full quote)
jarred I know kickyahass! (full quote)
10929 I'm not bitter. I'm made as hell. (full quote)