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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - 2005 Movie Quotes


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47332 1) You know what you'll find if you look up idiot in the dictionary? 2) a picture of me? 1) no! the definiton of hte word idiot, which you fucking are! (full quote)
  Perry: I call it my faggot gun Harry: Why is that? Perry: Cos it's only good for a couple of shots, then you gotta ditch it for something better. (full quote)
  Bear on TV Ad: Drink Genaro beer! But then, what do I know? I'm a bear. I suck the heads off of fish! (full quote)
  Harry: Still gay? Perry: No, knee-deep in pussy. I just love the name so much I can't get rid of it. (full quote)
  Harmony: Well, for starters, she's been fucked more times than she's had a hot meal. Harry: Yeah, I heard about that. It was neck-and-neck and then she skipped lunch. (full quote)
  Perry: So she comes to the door and she is totally nude, from head to toe. And she leads me inside and I sit down, right? Well, then she sits right on my lap. Harry: Really? That happened? Perry: No. Idiot. (full quote)
  Perry: Thanks for coming, please stay for the end credits, if you're wondering who the best boy is, it's somebody's nephew, um, don't forget to validate your parking, and to all you good people in the Midwest, sorry we said fuck so much. (full quote)
10929 This isn't good cop, bad cop. (full quote)
10929 Do not play detective. This is not a book. This is not a movie. (full quote)
10929 This is every shade of wrong. (full quote)
10929 Now that I'm in L.A., I go to parties. (full quote)
10929 See, this is what I'm talking about. Old school. Method. (full quote)
10929 Detective lessons tomorrow. (full quote)
10929 Rule number one: This business, real life, it's boring. (full quote)
10929 This was like two corpses in three hours. Am I crazy? That's unusual, right? (full quote)
10929 So this evening, was it Jonny Gossamer enough for you? (full quote)
10929 --You put a live round in that gun? --Yeah, there was like an 8 percent chance. --Eight? Who taught you math? (full quote)
10929 --Hi. what do you do for a living? --I invented dice. (full quote)
NOT_Woody_Allen (1) You must be.. Anyway (2) Gay P****? (1) Yeah. Right. Dabney calls you that. I guess you guys are old buddies. (2) 5 years. (1) Wow, 5 years.. Still gay? (2) Me? No. I'm knee deep in pussy. I just like the name so much I can't get rid of it. (full quote)
NOT_Woody_Allen Harold use your awesome might to save me from this hopeless plight (full quote)
NOT_Woody_Allen Now, get this, they're screen-testing me. Is that wild? One minute I'm boosting X-boxes in the East Village the next I'm sipping champagne in L.A. (full quote)
48715 Thanks for coming, please stay for the end credits, if you're wondering who the best boy is, it's somebody's nephew, um, don't forget to validate your parking, and to all you good people in the Midwest, sorry we said fuck so much. (full quote)
48715 Why in pluperfect hell did you pee on the corpse? (full quote)
48715 I shot him with a small revolver I keep near my balls. (full quote)
  Harry: Didn't your father ever tell you he loved you? Perry: Yeah, when he would beat it on me in Morse code. (full quote)
KingBec Talking monkey, yeah, yeah. Came here from the future, ugly sucker, only says 'ficus'. (full quote)
ghostofmccleve No, my question. I get to go first. Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on corpse? (full quote)