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Just Friends - 2005 Movie Quotes

Posted ByQuote
  You don't deserve a penis! (full quote)
  .no its ok i'm good with my water.....mmmm..i'm stuffed! (full quote)
39340 Samantha: Chris!!! Chris!!!! Chris: what!!! IM BUSY!! Samantha: I'm Busy You Stupid Dick! (full quote)
39340 forgiveness is more than saying sorry. to forgive is to devine, so lets have a glass of wine, and have make up sex till the end of time, time, time , time, TIME! (full quote)
39340 I wanna lick your face off (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin You'll always be fat to me, Chris! (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin Raise your hand if you're brother's a homo! (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin You got five bucks that I could, like have? (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin It's ok, I like other girls too. Darla. (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin I brand you, Suckster! (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin 1. Was this one of your plans? 2. Yeah, I planned for you to set the plane on fire! (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin 1. She's okay. She's got her toothpaste. 2. Blueberry. (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin Jamie doesn't date nice guys. She puts them in the friends zone and tortures the shit out of them. (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin 1. When you become friends, you become a completely nonsexual entity in her eyes. Like her brother, or a lamp. 2. I don't want to be a lamp. (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin I'm Samantha James, bitch! (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin It's like the Michael Bolton starter kit. (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin We'll be the best management team since Jessica Simpson and her father. Excpet we can *rowr* and they can't. 'Cause it's illegal, I looked it up. (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin 1. You have her picture on her wall? 2. Yeah. I slapped the ham to it like an hour ago! 3. what ham did you slap? Not the one I just bought? (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin 1.Where's your Chris? 2. I'll never tell you anything! 1. Oh yeah? *sticks her tongue in his mouth and starts licking it* 2. He's with his lover!*faints* (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin I was trying to be all domesticated, like that skank you were banging behind my back. (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin Let's go Chris, there's pee on the floor. *hiss* (full quote)
  Just another bee in the hive my friend, just another bee. (full quote)
  You can have other girls, I like girls, DARLA (full quote)
  Samantha:I wanna lick your SKIN off. Chris: I'd rather you didn't Samantha: Oh but I want to Chris: No (she jumps on him) Samantha: Oh you're gonna get it Chris: I don't want it.. (full quote) more than saying sorry..which one of yooh aseholes change dthe key on me..itz bin the same key 4 the last 5 takes..uze r all assholessssssss (full quote)
  He's with his lover. (full quote)
  Samantha: Ouch!Why don't you like me? Chris: It's a little hard to answer with a taser in my balls! (full quote)
1759 I messed with your head for 3 days, you've been torturing me since the 6th grade. (full quote)
1759 Jaime: What about you? I practically throw myself at you the other night and you did nothing! Chris: And now you know how it feels. I'm outta here. (full quote)
1759 Clark: You're Chris brander. You're Hollywood, you date models. He's Dusty Dinkleman, he's Jersey, he skis in his jeans. It's Dinkleman, it's Dusty Dinkleman. (full quote)
1759 No you have fun, being the girl who peaked in high school. (full quote)
1759 Would you two like to join us in a carrol to celebrate the birth of our lord? (full quote)
1759 after so many years of you being the biggest tease, trust me, I am so over myself. (full quote)
  I'm going to go smoke some illegal drugs, engage in intercourse with a diease infested prostite, and take the lords name in vain. (full quote)
  Am I being punked?! Ashton! where are you Ashton! you totally got me! (full quote)
  When Jamie smiles it takes me miles to where I'm unsure, When Jamie smiles I relise shes no ordinary girl..No no, No ordinary girl..No No.. (full quote)
10929 This is a Pontiac Grand Prix! (full quote)
48534 (Singing) Forgiveness is more than saying sorry. (full quote)
48534 Oh, the big speech. (full quote)
  I'm Busy, Ya Stupid Dick! (full quote)
OKAY ENOUGH ENOUGH, (full quote)
  Chris: if she wants mr rogers, then im going to show her the biggest pussy she has ever seen
(full quote)
ruby1987 Samantha: Chris! Chris! Chris! Chris: I'm busy!! Samantha: I'm busy, you stupid dick! (full quote)
julianabastos Ahi tuna! Ahi! Ahi! (full quote)