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Grandma's Boy - 2006 Movie Quotes


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  1) Dude, your bed's a car. 2) Yeah, but its a fucking sweet car! (full quote)
  1) I can't believe you came on my mom. You have got to be the biggest perv in the world right now. 2) I couldnt sleep. 1) So you couldnt wake me up to play video games or something. 1) I didnt want to disturb you. You were balls deep in that turtle with a thumb in your mouth. 2) I love my turtle. (full quote)
  1) Hey you remember Lara dont you? 2) Yes i do, and i see she already has a coldswore. (full quote)
  1) Hey timmy can i crash on your couch tonight? 2) why so you can cum on my mom? 2) Jeff's a fucking liar timmy!!! (full quote)
  You should never throw a bong kid (full quote)
  Dude, your ass is tanner than my face. (full quote)
  Mmmm...adios turd nuggets. (full quote)
  hehe..I can feel my hair growing. (full quote)
  if I would have known company was comming, I would have trimmed my antlers. (full quote)
  All I've ever cared about was video games and they made me a millionaire. So maybe I don't know what the Civil War was, or who invented the helicopter even though I own one, but I did beat The Legend of Zelda before I could walk. I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it. (full quote)
  I want you to take the Frankenstein shit, the deer shit, the green monster, the bling and the bling-bling... and I want you to roll it all into one joint. (full quote)
  You're getting a lion...Yeah for protection...Haven't you ever heard of a dog...People can get around dogs no one fucks with a lion. (full quote)
  Eat that frog dick timmy, eat it! (full quote)
  Thats uh quite the buffet you have there. Thank you Mr. president. (full quote)
  1) Listen up you fuckin nerds who wants a shot at the champ!? 2) Who's goin down? (full quote)
  I am waaay to baked to drive to the devils house. (full quote)
  1)I just dont like techno. 2)You would if you had robot ears. (full quote)
  Jp has a robot vagina (full quote)
  RRrrRRR SIT...ON...MY...face... (full quote)
texaco7 your bed is a car! Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet car! (full quote)
texaco7 #1 Why didn't you wake me up to play video games or something? #2 Sorry, you were balls deep with the turtle. I didn't wanna disturb you. #1 I love my turtle. (full quote)
texaco7 #1 Hello? #2 Hey Jeff I need you to do me favor. #1 your not jerking off on my dad. (full quote)
  I have a bush too, it's not grey. (full quote)
  That's right monkey, play my head! (full quote)
  Fuuuuuck, stop hitting me! (full quote)
  Is this Marv Albert? (full quote)
  This is bullshit, it looks like cyprus hill concert in here, i don't rent to those kind of people. (full quote)
  1.)There not hookers, there massage therapyst's, 2.) yeah, they massage your cock for money, I think there's a word for that, HOOKER. 2.) your A HOOKER! (full quote)
  I can hear my hair growing. (full quote)
MovieWitch what is that ringing? Do I have a tumor? (full quote)
MovieWitch He gives me a reason to live. Him & all those stink ass hoes. (full quote)
MovieWitch Wow, J.P, that is a great outfit. How much do clothes cost in The Matrix? (full quote)
MovieWitch Dante: That is pure fucking insanity. Alex: Yeah, I know. He got addicted to hookers. Dante: No, I'm talking about the guy who threw your bong. You should never throw a bong, kid. Ever. (full quote)
MovieWitch You guys think you're so fucking cool, it makes me sick! 'Let's go make fun of the vegans and their crazy lifestyle!' We're not hurting anyone! Go eat a hamburger and choke on a cow dick! (full quote)
MovieWitch DANTE: Sorry bro, I was putting up my Christmas tree! ALEX: Dude? It's the middle of July. DANTE: Get the fuck outta here! It is? ALEX: And why are you naked? DANTE: Oh my God I AM naked, come on in. ALEX: Dude, your ass is tanner than my face. (full quote)
MovieWitch ALEX: So, ladies, I kind of need to use the televis... GRACE: Shh! Go read your Playgirl or something! (full quote)
MovieWitch BARRY: Hey Dante- My girlfriend and I caught you on the news the other night. DANTE: No shit? And by 'Girlfriend' do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick everynight? BARRY: (laughing) Yes! (full quote)
  Dr. Shakalu brought me some crazy Zimbabwe weed that turns you into a deer! You do know that lions eat deer? Woah, you're right. Dr. Shakalu we need to be careful with that shit! (full quote)
  I'll smoke it with ya bro, we'll go to the looney bin together. I don't give a fuck. (full quote)
43571 I'm thinking about getting metal legs...it's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it. (full quote)
buttafly186 Woah chill bro-you know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here. (full quote)
buttafly186 #1)what do ya need a lion for? #2)To protect my shit! #1)Ever hear of a dog? #2)Dude you could get past a dog, but nobody fucks with a lion. #1) Yeah that's true. (full quote)
buttafly186 Do they have bathrooms here or do I have to shit in a plant? (full quote)
melinda your A HOOKER! (full quote)
bdgraham Dude...your ass is tanner than my face! (full quote)
bdgraham easy kid! You can't be yelling like that when the lion gets here! (full quote)
javila0212 Ur bed is a car, Yeah but it's a sweetass car!!! (full quote)
javila0212 Ur bed is a car. Yeah, but its a sweetass car (full quote)
javila0212 Ohh my goddd, r u serious.... I think he fuckin shattered it!!!! (full quote)
javila0212 I'm thinkin of gettin metal legs... It's a risky operation, but its worth it I'll be worth it!!!! (full quote)
ASHIZZZLE21 Shit's Wizeak! (full quote)
smithers shit's weak! shit's weak! SHIT"S WEAK! shitsweak! (full quote)
smithers [robot voice] please get on top of me (full quote)
smithers [robot voice] please sit on my FAACE!!! (full quote)
smithers my name is JP, i have a robot VAGINA! (full quote)
smithers new high score? what does that mean? did i break it? (full quote)
smithers Jeff: give me the phone, my name is JP, i am a robot, i like robots, i have a robot vagina JP: i am not amused (full quote)
merykittyboo Jeff: What's up Douche Bigalow? Alex: Hey Speed Racer. Did you valet your bed? Jeff: No, I self parked it in your ass. (full quote)
richard14_14 dante- im tapin this shit for scientific research.... this shit will be on the discovery channel!!!! (full quote)
richard14_14 robot jp- debug.... jp- i tried that... robot jp- graphix card.... jp- uggghhh jp- (robot noises) I AM A GENIUS!!!!! samantha you will be MINE!!!! mine..... must ingest more fuel..... when did i get a voice massage? alex- hey jp were you at? were at a party chirp you later... heres samantha... samantha- uhhh hey jp were celebrating the release of the game.... jeff- (robot voice) hi my names jp, im a robot, i like robots, i have a robot vagina...... (full quote)
richard14_14 jeff- im quitting im quitting im quitting .... knock it off i cant breathe... its not a joke.... samantha- how long have you been a tester for? alex- about ten years.... i was an acccountant... but you cant get stoned and file peoples papers..... youll mess up and lose people tons of money.... so i went into my bosses office and said dad i quit... samantha- dad... nice name drop.... well while my sisters were playing with babries i was beating my brothers at super mario.... alex- super mario.... nice name drop.... (full quote)
amyc12182 I started working with that Ukranian skater...you know the one that looks like Elvis...and I moved to the Ukraine...and it was cold, and everyone had guns and smelled like soup. (full quote)
PoPo "Hey Alex, you forgot smoking lamp" (full quote)