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Beerfest - 2006 Movie Quotes

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  Barry Bagernath a.k.a. 'Barry Bagernath' (full quote)
  That brewery turns out 10,000 bottles of beer a day. I take 45 off the assembly line, and I'm the asshole. (full quote)
  the bubble it EXLPODES....its so fwustrating, fwastrating... (full quote)
  its so good i wanna stick my dick in it! (full quote)
  i wish it were winter, so we could freeze it into blocks and skate on it, then melt it in the spring and drink it!! (full quote)
  i Brewed cold fresh joy for thousands (full quote)
  Up yours Johnny Cash! (full quote)
ZombieGeekChic landfill 2 you are twice the man landfill 1 was! (full quote)
tessab27 I wish it were winter so we could freeze it into ice blocks and skate on it and melt it in the spring time and drink it! (full quote)
tessab27 Barry Badrinath: It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ... landfill: [Interrupting] What's a ZJ? Barry Badrinath: If you have to ask, you can't afford it. Steve "Fink" Finklestein: [Trying to persuade landfill] I've got $4. (full quote)
tessab27 Otto: [Refering to Fink] Ya it looks like his head is covered in pubic hair [laughs] Otto: but it's ok it works, ya, cause you've got a dickface. (full quote)
tessab27 Great Gam Gam: I always sleep better with a little sausage in me. (full quote)
tessab27 Barry Badrinath: [about Great Gam Gam] All I'm saying is... that whore thing could be a real possibility. Some of my best friends are whores. Jan Wolfhouse: We know, Barry. (full quote)
tessab27 Jan Wolfhouse: [Barry picked up a woman] Are you sure you want to do this? Barry Badrinath: Are you kidding? She's hot as hell! We're just going back to her place for a little slap n' pickle. Jan Wolfhouse: You're drunk. Barry Badrinath: Hey... I'm drunk, you're drunk... everybody's drunk! (full quote)
tessab27 Steve "Fink" Finklestein: Drunken recall. I gave my subjects massive quantities of alcohol and then I taught them things while they were blacked out. When they woke up the next morning, they couldn't remember anything. But when I got them drunk again, they remembered everything that I taught them the night before. I got it published. Landfill: Where? Steve "Fink" Finklestein: In Maxim Magazine under the tile of "E=MC Hammered". (full quote)
tessab27 Barry Badrinath: I was in Thailand, playing Ping-Pong in Ding Dang. I was in a real high-stakes game in some opium den. Turned out the guys I was playing aren't the kind of guys who like to lose. after I beat them... they beat me. Worked me over pretty good. And this is hard to say... but they held me down... and they shoved a ping pong paddle up my ass. It's never been the same. I'm damaged goods. Steve "Fink" Finklestein: Gosh, Barry, I'm so sorry. I don't know what I would do if somebody shoved a paddle handle up my ass. Barry Badrinath: Wasn't the handle. I've been shitting pancakes ever since. (full quote)
bball4life6 double or nothing 10 boots five boots per team (full quote)
ralburto i remember my first beer! (full quote)
PoPo What is it Grand Papa? (full quote)
PoPo I wanna stick my dick in it... I wanna it to stick it's dick in me. (full quote)