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Night At The Museum - 2006 Movie Quotes

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ruby1987 Larry: Really? I thought you liked surprises? Like uh, how do you surprise me with the fact that everything in the museum comes to life at night? That little, sweetheart. (full quote)
ruby1987 Gus: Keep a lid on it butterscotch! (full quote)
ruby1987 Larry: "Octavus, you better stop that." Octavius: "It's Octavius, Mary." (full quote)
22756 He looks like a weirdy.... (full quote)
22756 Do you want the job or not snack shack? (full quote)
22756 Put me down! I don't like to be manhandled! (full quote)
22756 There's a storm coming buddy, there's a storm coming. (full quote)
22756 Me no dumb-dumb, you dumb-dumb, you bring me gum-gum? (full quote)
22756 good Lord Lawrence, why are you slapping a monkey?! (full quote)
22756 JEDEDIAH: I told you I don't like to be manhandled! LARRY: No, I will manhandle you, Jedediah! Now listen guys, what is your problem, huh? Why can't you just get along? JEDEDIAH: Look we're men, we fight, okay that's what we do. OCTAVIUS: Its kind of how we pass the time. JEDEDIAH: You're like a giant, a freak, if you will, we can't expect you to understand that. LARRY: You guys got the whole room to run around in, you don't even have to be near each other. OCTAVIUS: What, you mean… JEDEDIAH: You're gonna let us out? What and just, just...roam free? LARRY: Yeah, yeah I might if you promise to behave. That means no fireballs, no explosions, okay? OCTAVIUS: You have my word, my liege. JEDEDIAH: Yeah no problemo gigantor. LARRY: Um my name's Larry first of all. Okay, Jed? Do I call you Jed? I don't call you Tiny, right? JEDEDIAH: What's that supposed to mean? LARRY: Hey Teeny, how does that sound? JEDEDIAH: I-I don't like it... it hurts my feelings... LARRY: Ok well gigantor makes me feel like some sort of freak, so…you know? OCTAVIUS: I don't… I just call you Larry... LARRY: Don't be a kiss ass okay? Now look I'm trusting you guys alright, and if you don't do what I say you're gonna end up like your little buddies in the Mayan world over there, locked up...take a they look happy? (full quote)
22756 Alright, again with the ripping. Listen I understand, I get it...ripping for you...You want to rip things, okay? And I think maybe that's because somebody ripped you, a long time here. Somebody ripped little, little baby Attila a long time ago, right here. They ripped something out, didn't they? They ripped the love, they ripped the love right out of you, didn't they? Little baby, all alone in a tent. His daddy went off to pillage some town, or go and and plunder somewhere, just doing his job. But who was left alone? You…. (full quote)
cpesojpeso -Instructions; you start with 1... 2... 3... -4? -Are you cracking wise? I oughta punch you in the nose Hopscotch (full quote)
Marvin Acme Now listen, lunch box, don't try anything funny. I once went nine rounds with John L. Sullivan. (full quote)
Marvin Acme I'm made of wax, Larry. What are you made of? (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Was she deaf? She seems a bit unresponsive. #2- That's because she's a statue... (full quote)
Marvin Acme Sarcasm back at you, with your ... humor box. (full quote)