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Blades of Glory - 2007 Movie Quotes


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  I see you still look like a 15-year-old girl... but not hot. (full quote)
49039 Are you an official here? Cause you've officially given me a boner.
(full quote)
49039 Personal philosophy: Clothing optional. (full quote)
49039 Personal philosophy: Clothing optional. (full quote)
49039 THAT, young man, is how babies are made. (full quote)
49039 You put the bone in Zamboni. (full quote)
49039 Mind-bottling. Like your mind is trapped in a bottle. (full quote)
49039 I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bare. (full quote)
49039 How'd it go with your lady? Carve up any ice?...With your weiner? (full quote)
  1. I'll pick you up in an hour.
2. Great!!! That will give me some time to wax my chest. (full quote)
49067 I am NEVER satisfied. It is my curse. (full quote)
  Coach: You're the girl. Jimmy: What?! Chazz: You're my pretty lady, MacElroy. Jimmy: But why? Coach: Because you whine like one, (to Chazz) and no one can lift your fatass! (full quote)
  Chazz: (to Jimmy) We're going to Montreal, bitch! (full quote)
  Chazz: Troubled childhood? If you call being a nine year old kid with a thirty-five year old girlfriend troubled. (full quote)
45511 Chazz Michael Michaels is figure skating. (full quote)
tessab27 Hector: I sent you a cup of my blood! Did you get my blood? (full quote)
tessab27 Chazz: Troubled childhood? If you consider a 9 year old kid with a 35 year old girlfriend troubled. (full quote)
tessab27 Coach: You getting a lot of satisfaction from those 15 dollar hookers? Chazz: I am NEVER satisfied! It's a curse. (full quote)
tessab27 Fairchild Van Waldenberg: Nothing breaks up a team faster than... Stranz Van Waldenberg: herpes! (full quote)
45511 I am never satisfied. It's a curse. (full quote)
45511 Coach) what do you guys have that no other pair has? Chazz) Two cock-a-doodle-doos. (full quote)
45511 Chazz) The night is a very dark time for me. Jimmy) It's dark for everyone moron! Chazz) Not for Alaskans or dudes with night-vision goggles. (full quote)
45511 Troubled childhood? If you call being a 9-year-old kid with a 35-year-old girlfriend troubled. (full quote)
45511 Chazz Michael Michaels; an ice devouring sex tornado. (full quote)
45511 No exaggeration. I could not love a human baby as much as I love this brush. (full quote)
45511 Dear Lord please grant me the strength to not have sex with my friends girlfriend. Dear Lord please grant me the courage to go home tonight without having sex with my friends girlfriend and know that masterbation is sometimes the simpliest solution. (full quote)
45511 Chazz) I can't do the lotus with a shattered ankle. I'm just a man for Christ's sakes. Jimmy) We'll switch spots. Chazz) I swear to God if you cut my head off. (full quote)
45511 1) Two men skating together. That's a riot. That's a laugh riot. 2) I don't see what's so funny about it. 1) If you were as drunk as I was you would. (full quote)
45511 Whoever invented rope was a real A-hole. (full quote)
45511 Mmm, rope you are a worthy opponent. (full quote)
45511 Guess what turdface? I've taken all your teddy bears and I've stuffed them down the front of my pants. (full quote)
45511 Hey MacElroy, was that your routine? Or a performace for circus o' lame? (full quote)
45511 Nancy Kerrigan? Are you an official here? Cause you have officially given me a boner. I'm a sex addict. It's a real disease, with doctors and medicines and stuff. (full quote)
45511 I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bare. (full quote)
45511 1) Are you drunk? 2) No (breaks top of Captian bottle). But this outta do it. 1) I would fire you if you weren't so beautiful out there. You smell like urine. 2) A lot. (full quote)
45511 Scott, I've seem to have wet my pants. (full quote)
45511 If we went to a Halloween party dressed as Batman and Robin, I would go as Robin. That's how much you mean to me. (full quote)
45511 For about a month my urine smelt like marshmellows. (full quote)
Mariebbleu I totally want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday... It's coming up... (full quote)
Mariebbleu I don't want to close my eyes, don't want to fall asleep cause I miss you Jimmy, and I don't wanna miss a thing. (full quote)
Mariebbleu You're living in the past, Sammi. Me and the Woodland Fairies, we're living in the HERE and NOW (full quote)
cpesojpeso I see you got fat. I see you still look like a fifteen year old girl, but not hot. (full quote)
cpesojpeso I'm getting sick, you smell like aftershave and taco meat! Yes I do, Now move over! (full quote)