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Superbad - 2007 Movie Quotes

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tessab27 Fogell: I have a boner! (full quote)
tessab27 Officer Slater: I arrested a man-lady who's legally named Fuck. (full quote)
tessab27 Evan: You could always subscribe to a site like Perfect Ten. I mean that could be anything, it could be a bowling site. Seth: Yeah, but the problem is that they don't actually show the dick going in the pussy. Have you ever seen a pussy by itself? Evan: No. Seth: I dunno, it's not for me. (full quote)
tessab27 Seth: You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy. (full quote)
tessab27 Jules: You scratch our back and we'll scratch yours. Seth: Well, the funny thing about my back Jules, is that it's located on my cock. (full quote)
tessab27 Fogell: There is a very good reason for why my fake I.D. says I'm 25 and not 21. Everyday hundreds of kids go to the liquor store with fake I.D.s that say they're 21. Just how many 21-year-olds are there in this town? It's called strategy. (full quote)
tessab27 Seth: Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of me. Thought of me enough to want me to be responsible for the entire funness of her party! She wants to fuck me! She wants my dick in or around her mouth! (full quote)
tessab27 Seth: Look, we all know home Ec. is a joke. No offense. It's just like everyone takes this class to get an A. It's bullshit, and I'm sorry. And I'm not putting down your profession, but it's just the way I feel. I don't want to sit here all by myself, cooking this shitty food - no offense - and I just think that I don't ever need to cook tiramisu. When am I gonna need to cook tiramisu? Am I gonna be a chef? [pause] Seth: No. There's three weeks left in school - give me a fuckin' break. I'm sorry for cursing. (full quote)
tessab27 Evan: Take that vest off, you look like aladdin. (full quote)
sexceestachers Fogell: What's it like to have a gun? Officer Michaels: It's like having two cocks. If one of your cocks could KILL someone! (full quote)
DjDynasty Samesies! (full quote)
acurafool The guy's either going think 'here's another guy with a fake ID', or here's McLovin, the 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor. Okay? So what's it gonna be? (full quote)
bsimp McLovin! Nice! (full quote)
bsimp So I'm finishing up this big, veiny, triumphant bastard... (full quote)
Rigormortis what the fuck am i supposed to do, sit here and eat my dessert alone like Steven Glansberg? (full quote)
Beatlemaniac I am McLovin. (full quote)
jessica5781 They Should Be Suckin On My ball Sack!!!! (full quote)
Jaide It's 10.33 (full quote)
22756 EVAN: Its just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff and I hafta hide every erection I get. SETH: You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband, it hides it and it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton. EVEN: I mean just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just like wanted to see them. Thats the world I one day wanna live in. (full quote)
22756 SETH: When I was a little kid I kind of had this problem, and its not even that big of a deal, something like 8% of kids do it, but whatever. For some reason, I don't know why, I'd just kind of sit around all day ....and draw pictures of dicks. EVAN: ...What? SETH: Draw pictures of dicks.. EVAN: Dicks? Like a man dick? SETH: Yeah, like a man dick. I'd just sit there for hours on end drawing dicks. I don't know what it was. I couldn't touch the pen to a piece of paper without it drawing the shape of a penis. EVAN: Thats fucked up. SETH: No shit, its really fucked up, here I am this little kid and I can't stop drawing dicks to save my own life! (full quote)
22756 your precious little Becca sat next to me for all of 4th grade. The classroom is where I did the majority of my illustrations. I was very secretive about this whole dick operation I had going on. Even I thought it was fuckin crazy, imagine what everyone else would think. So I would stash all of my dick drawings in this Ghostbusters lunchbox that I had. (full quote)
22756 She looked me in the eyes and said Seth, mom is making a pubic salad and I need some Seth's own dressing, she's DTF, she's down to fuck man P&VG. She wants to fuck man. Tonight is the night that fucking's an actual possibility. (full quote)
22756 EVAN: changed your name to McLovin? FOGELL: Yeah... EVAN: McLovin? What kind of stupid name is that Fogell? What are you tryin to be an irish R&B singer? FOGELL: No they let you pick any name you want when you get down there. SETH: And you landed on McLovin?! FOGELL: Yeah it was between that or Mohammad. SETH: WHY THE FUCK would it be between that or Mohammad? Why don't you just pick a common name like a normal person?! FOGELL: Mohammad is the most commonly used name on earth, read a fuckin book for once. EVAN: Fogell have you actually ever met anyone named Mohammad? FOGELL: Have you actually ever met anyone named McLovin? SETH: No thats why you picked a dumb fuckin name!!! (full quote)
22756 SETH: This whole thing is bigger than you Fogell, so grow a pair of nuts and fuckin walk in there and buy the alcohol. FOGELL: What if I don't feel like it anymore Seth? What? SETH: Then I'll fuckin kill you. Ok, I'll get a knife and stab you through your fuckin heart. EVAN: You can do this man, come on... FOGELL: Killing me won't get you the alcohol jerkoff. I'm the one with the fake ID. SETH: Well then I'll cut your dumb little fuckin face off, throw it over mine, and get your ID and buy it my fucking self. FOGELL: Oh really? You don't have the technology or the steady hand to pull off a procedure like that, so HA! Peace! (full quote)
22756 I'm gonna fuckin throw up! Somebody perioded on my fucking leg? what the fuck do I do?! This is so disgusting!! (full quote)
cj007 i heard she had a breast reduction -thats like a slap in the face to god! she had back problems! (full quote)
Allileigh91 she wants my dick in or around her mouth (full quote)
jellyjugs She wants to fuck me she wants my dick in or around her mouth, she's DTF she's down To Fuck, P in the Vagi, moms making a pubby salad and wants some seth-owned dressing. (full quote)
jellyjugs She wants to fuck me she wants my dick in or around her mouth, she's DTF she's down To Fuck, P in the Vagi, moms making a pubby salad and wants some seth-owned dressing. (full quote)
jellyjugs dude you shouldn't have parked there Man I'm about to graduate they should be sucking on my ballsack, thats the least they can do for stealing 4 years of my life (full quote)