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Ace Ventura - 1994 Movie Quotes

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15499 No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle. (full quote)
15499 If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer. (full quote)
15499 It was all that Dan Marino's fault, everyone knows that. If he had held the ball, laces out, like he was supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. Would you like a cookie, son? (full quote)
15499 If I'd been drinking out of the toilet, I might've been killed. (full quote)