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Forgettin Sarah Marshall - 2008 Movie Quotes


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rosedog When life gives you lemons, say fuck the lemons and bail (full quote)
kaat85 Off to find the mythical clitoris... (full quote)
kaat85 Seemingly, the only actresses that can survive are the ones that show their cooter and, excuse me, but I refuse to that. (full quote)
roslynnejohnson YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE FROM LONDON!!! (full quote)
roslynnejohnson BULLSHIT, BULLSHIT, BULLSHIT, BULLSHIT-NO DRINKS FOR ME-BULLSHIT, BULLSHIT (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- It kind of reminded me of like a dark, gothic Neil Diamond. #2- That is, like, exactly what I'm going for. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you? #2- Yeah, probably. (full quote)
Marvin Acme How you served five years under her, I don't know. You deserve a medal, or a holiday or at least a cuddle from somebody. (full quote)
Marvin Acme You were like one of those women from Flavor of Love. 'I'm gonna kill you' . (full quote)
Marvin Acme 1#- Sarah Marshall. #2- Yes. How do you know I was dating Sarah Marshall? #1- Dwayne told me. Chuck told me. Even Rachel told me. I heard about it from everybody. You gotta stop talking about it. It's like The Sopranos. It's over! Find a new show. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Man, I don't know. I quit wearing a watch...when I moved out here. #2- Wow, that's so cool. #1- Yeah. No, like my cell phone has a clock on it, so I don't really need it. (full quote)
Marvin Acme I heard about it from everybody. You gotta stop talking about it. It's like The Sopranos. It's over. Find a new show. You need a hug. Come here. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- How are you enjoying your vegetable medley? #2- It's mundane. #1- It is mundane. It's great, I know. (full quote)
Marvin Acme I love that show. Wait, Crime Scene: Scene of the Crime ... or Crime Scene: Phoenix? (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- I'd just like to grab some dinner, please. #2- Okay, great. Is your wife gonna meet you? #2- No. #1- Your girlfriend? #2- No, I don't have a girlfriend. #1- You're just by yourself? #1- Yeah. #2- Sucks. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- I thought you were gonna wear ... the shirt I got you. #2- What? No. I mean, I do love that shirt you got me. I admire Sir Tommy Bahama an awful lot. He's a talented man, but tonight, I feel that this is appropriate. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Hey, Dracula. 'And when I see Van Helsing, I swear to the Lord, I'll slay him.' That is funny, dude. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- You guys are dysfunctional. You were like one of those girls...from Flavour of Love.... #2- From what? #1- You were. 'I'll kill you. I'll kill you.' (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Are you Chuck? #2- Oh, man, you know, they won't change that flyer. That's my mainland name. My Hawaiian name is Koonu. #1- Cool, sorry. #2- No, it's all good. #1- Does Koonu have some, like, cool Hawaiian meaning? #2- It means Chuck. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- You're just by yourself? #2- Yeah. #1- Sucks. Okay, so just one. Here's your wine list...and your menu. Come on. Do you want, like, a magazine or something? It's gonna be boring...if you're just sitting by yourself. #2- I'll be all right. Thank you. #1- I just would be so depressed. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- It's really important in this pose, that you arch your back... and keep it flat at the same time. #2- I feel like those are opposing ideas. #1- No, they're not, 'cause you're arching... your back up while it's flat. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Hey, man. I'm Koonu. #2- Yeah. No, Iremember. I'm Peter. We took a surflesson together. #1- Yeah, you're that guy ... that works withKaiser Permanente. #2- No, I'm Peter.We had a nice talk out on the water. #1- That's cool. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Hey, man. I'm Koonu. #2- Yeah. No, I remember. I'm Peter. We took a surflesson together. #1- Yeah, you're that guy ... that works with Kaiser Permanente. #2- No, I'm Peter.We had a nice talk out on the water. #1- That's cool. (full quote)
Marvin Acme I'm prepping the pig for tomorrow's luau. You should come and help me. It'll take your mind off of things. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Petey? Petey? Sorry. I knocked a bunch. You were really out. Ken sent me. Dakota Fanning and her people, they need this room. She loves it here. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- What's up with that hat? What are you ... in the Buena Vista Social Club? #2- This is a nice hat. #1- What member of the Brat Pack are you? You look like one of those guys ... suspected of killing JFK. (full quote)
Marvin Acme I would love to sell you some weed, Jeremy, but I'm at my job right now. Obviously, because you called me at work, you know that I'm at my place of work. So I can't just leave here and sell you some weed. I can sell you some weed when I'm done. Hold on, I gotta call you back. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- I don'thave a reservation. I just thought I'd take my chances. #2- Bold. We are all booked up, but we do have the Kapua suite available. #1- Okay. How much is that? #2-$6,000 a night. #1- Wow. #2- Beautiful views. #1-I can imagine. (full quote)
Marvin Acme I had a girlfriend, right? And Liam and Noel Gallagher ... both had it off with her right in front of me, so that's similar. And that was a bit awkward, actually. So if you do wanna change hotels. I quite understand. (full quote)