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Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay - 2008 Movie Quotes


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DJ74 Gentlemen, start your engines! It's gonna be a bumpy fuckin' ride. (full quote)
DJ74 Everytime I see a bag of Hershey's Kisses my balls get so wet. (full quote)
DJ74 1.) After all we've been through, I'm not sure we can trust our government anymore. 2.) Hey, I'm in the government and I don't trust it. Listen, you don't have to trust the government to be a good American. You just have to believe in your country. (full quote)
DJ74 1.) I take it you've never been ice fishing before, have you? 2.) No, sir. 1.)Well, it's fucking exhilarating! (full quote)
mika2269 "dude..i think this still has cheese on it! (full quote)
mika2269 Harold-..ya but i'm going to wait until you get out of the shower!!" Kumar- well don't wait to long we have to leave for the airport in an hour Harold- an hour..?? kumar- ohh and roldy... nice pubes!! (full quote)
mika2269 "i schnooked cindy kim..and she even gave me a blumpkin!" "kumar- whats a blumpkin?" "its when a girl gives you head when your taking a shit!!" (full quote)
Whitee56 I'm going to rock out with my cock out and your going to jam out with your clam out. (full quote)
bigcat58 No buts! No buts! I'm going to a whorehouse and I'm gonna get my fuck on! If you two don't want to get your dicks wet, that's fine with me! (full quote)
bigcat58 1) FUCK YOU! Doughnuts are awesome! 2) And delicious! (full quote)
bigcat58 1) What's up with the guy with the weird eyes? He handicapped or something? 2) We believe he's of Korean decent. (full quote)