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| ufoz8mycow |
You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, bitch!!!
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| ufoz8mycow |
It smells like God's vagina...
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| mspink4 |
"your eyes are as red as the devil's dick!"
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| lauren11 |
1.) what kind of irrigation system--- 2.) Shut up! 1.) Can I touch it?
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| lauren11 |
Here, enjoy you last meal. Why don't you supersize it bitch?
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| lauren11 |
Here, enjoy you last meal. Why don't you supersize it, bitch?
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| lauren11 |
Um, heat-seeking missiles, bloodhounds, and foxes, barracudas.
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| workablemass |
That's the dopest dope I've ever smoked!
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| lauren11 |
You assholes do exactly as I say, or I will take you outside and fuck you in the street!
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| lauren11 |
It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn with like a bomb.
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| lauren11 |
Honestly, like, from now on, just, like, from everything that we've gone through, from, like, seeing this fuckin' asshole's nuts smashed with my Daewoo, I want to be a better friend to you. I really am.
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| lauren11 |
1.)I look like Hamburglar! And the Elephant Man! 2.) You look like somebody fucked you up with a coffee pot!
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| lauren11 |
Professional on this, bitch!
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| souprsop |
"I'm totally glad I dipped my pen in your ink, bro.
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| ashley_h1102 |
Man, fuck Jeff goldblum man
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| itsjustfranklin |
I've been up in here just tryin to GET A MOTHAFUCKIN SCHOLARSHIP!
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