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Pineapple Express - 2008 Movie Quotes

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ufoz8mycow You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, bitch!!! (full quote)
ufoz8mycow It smells like God's vagina... (full quote)
mspink4 "your eyes are as red as the devil's dick!" (full quote)
lauren11 Professional on this, bitch! (full quote)
lauren11 1.)I look like Hamburglar! And the Elephant Man! 2.) You look like somebody fucked you up with a coffee pot! (full quote)
lauren11 Honestly, like, from now on, just, like, from everything that we've gone through, from, like, seeing this fuckin' asshole's nuts smashed with my Daewoo, I want to be a better friend to you. I really am. (full quote)
lauren11 It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn with like a bomb. (full quote)
lauren11 You assholes do exactly as I say, or I will take you outside and fuck you in the street! (full quote)
lauren11 Um, heat-seeking missiles, bloodhounds, and foxes, barracudas. (full quote)
lauren11 Here, enjoy you last meal. Why don't you supersize it, bitch? (full quote)
lauren11 Here, enjoy you last meal. Why don't you supersize it bitch? (full quote)
lauren11 1.) what kind of irrigation system--- 2.) Shut up! 1.) Can I touch it? (full quote)
souprsop "I'm totally glad I dipped my pen in your ink, bro. (full quote)
ashley_h1102 Man, fuck Jeff goldblum man (full quote)
itsjustfranklin I've been up in here just tryin to GET A MOTHAFUCKIN SCHOLARSHIP! (full quote)
workablemass That's the dopest dope I've ever smoked! (full quote)
oOLuLuOo Saul: Let's roll, man! I'm done with the woods! Let's go! C'mon, man, let's get the fuck outta here! Dale Denton: [sarcastically] Okay... Uhh let's go... No... It's not working... the battery's dead. Saul: Wait...! What do you mean, it's dead? Dale Denton: [laughing] What do I mean? I mean the battery's dead. The battery's dead! Saul: No, no! What do you mean, the battery's dead? Dale Denton: How can I explain this to you differently? The battery is dead. It ceased to live. It's deceased now. The car needs a battery to start, Saul. Saul: [frustrated sigh] How did this happen? Dale Denton: Well we clearly fell asleep with the battery on and-... Saul: Aw, man... Talk radio? Dale Denton: Yes, talk radio. Saul: So boring, man! The car just committed suicide. (full quote)