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The Hangover - 2009 Movie Quotes

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rmdoka Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice. (full quote)
rmdoka What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit? Don't you worry your pretty striped head, we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug, and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug, Doug, oh, Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Doug, Doug! But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers, (full quote)
rmdoka It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one. (full quote)
rmdoka You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast! (full quote)
rmdoka I'm not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school... or a Chuck E. Cheese. (full quote)
rmdoka Phil, where the hell are you guys? (full quote)
rmdoka Doug, I want you to know I'm a steel trap. No matter what happens tonight, I will never, ever, ever speak a word of it. (full quote)
rmdoka That's my grandma's ring. She made it all the way through the holocaust with that thing. It's legit. (full quote)
rmdoka We tend to do dumb shit when we're fucked up. (full quote)
rmdoka See kids, this is where we bring suspects in order to be detained. Trust me, you do not want to be sitting in these seats. We call this place "Loserville". (full quote)
rmdoka Don't you think it's strange that you've been in a relationship for three years and you still have to lie about going to Vegas? (full quote)
rmdoka Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you. (full quote)
rmdoka I look like a nerdy hillbilly! (full quote)
rmdoka You found a baby before? Where? (full quote)
rmdoka But you don't know for sure? I have this cousin Marcus who saw one he said it blew his mind I want to make sure I never ever miss out on a Haley's comet. (full quote)
rmdoka You are literally too stupid to insult. (full quote)
rmdoka You probably get this question alot. This isn't the real Caesar's Palace is it? (full quote)
rmdoka Uh, if we're sharing beds, I'm bunking with Phil. You cool with that? No, I'm not cool with that. (full quote)
rmdoka We're in a stolen cop car with what is sure to be a missing child in the back. What part of this is cool? (full quote)
bigcat58 Hey, bro, you wanna put on some pants? I find it a little weird I have to ask twice. (full quote)
bigcat58 1) Do you know if the hotel is pager friendly? 2) What do you mean? 1) I'm not getting a sig' on my beeper. 2) I'm not sure. 1) Is there a payphone bank? Buncha payphones? Business. 2) Umm, there's a phone in your room... 1) That'll work. (full quote)
bigcat58 1) You found the car? 2) Yeah! It was parked in the middle of Las Vegas Blvd. with a note that said "Couldn't find a meter, so here's $4." (full quote)
4everSparrow tigers love pepper, they hate cinnamon (full quote)
ksnider Not you fat Jesus (full quote)
scootervol2001 ma'am, in the leopard have an amazing rack! (full quote)
scootervol2001 He just took a punch from Mike Tyson...he's still got it! (full quote)