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Miss March - 2009 Movie Quotes

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bigcat58 Why can't I move?!?! Why can't I move and hurt you?!?! (full quote)
bigcat58 1) Wow, this is, like, the nicest place you've ever taken me to. 2) I know. This place doesn't even have a drive-thru. (full quote)
bigcat58 Hi, this is Candace. I can't come to the phone right now 'cause I'm out hunting down my piece of shit boyfriend! (full quote)
bigcat58 This is a pipe. Smoking a pipe is the equivalent of wearing a fine tuxedo. (full quote)
bigcat58 (joking) Uh oh, dude. Here come the firemen. (scared) Uh oh, dude. Here come the firemen. (full quote)
bigcat58 1) You remember Eugene from prom? 2) Oh-ho, the Stairmaster! How you doing, man? 3) Good. 2) I heard you was all "Regarding Henry" and shit. 3) Yeah, I was in a coma for a while. 2) Ah, that's cool. (full quote)
bigcat58 1) I'll have sex with those girls. 2) Come hook my brother up. 3) I gotta take a shit. 2) You okay with just Crystal? 1) Yeah, that's cool. 4) Come on, baby. (full quote)
bigcat58 1) Is there going to be a problem? 2) No, no. 1) You almost made me bite Vanka's labia. 2) Oh, sweet God. (full quote)
bigcat58 1) Ahhhh! Candace, good to see you. I was worried sick. Uh, how are you? Your face looks... comin' along. By the way, sorry about that. Did I ever tell you that? 'Cause I'm not sure I - waahhh! 2) You get back here Tucker Cleigh! (full quote)
bigcat58 Candace, you're the last person that I ever wanna bang. And if your weird brain thing makes you bite my junk while you're blowing me, then so be it. I'll never stab you again. (full quote)
bigcat58 I never thought I'd say this... FUCK THAT! Let me see your penis, dog! (full quote)