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I Love You, Man - 2009 Movie Quotes

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bigcat58 1) Wow. So, June 30th? 2) Yeah, I know. It's soon, but... 3) Who cares? Peter's a doll and he goes down on you like six times a week. What are you waiting for? 4) Wow. 1) Marry him. Don't wait. Lock that tongue down, girl. 2) Yeah, it's gonna be great. (full quote)
bigcat58 Also, you gotta understand, Zoe, Peter matured sexually at a very early age. I remember taking him swimming when he was 12 years old, kid had a bush like a 40 year old Serbian. (full quote)
bigcat58 1) Who's your best friend? 2) I have two. Hank Mardukas has been my best friend since our first year at IBM. Best man at our wedding. 3) Yeah, he was. 2) Talk to him 2, 3 times a week on the phone for 30 years now. And then theres Robbie. 4) Wassup. 1) Ho...Robbie is your other best friend? 2) Correct. And Hank Mardukas. (full quote)
bigcat58 1) Hey, Tevin. 2) Hey, man. 1) What's so funny? 2)One of the guys in my fantasy football league just sent me a Quick Time. It's a grandma riding a Sybian machine. 1) What's that? 2) It's one of those vibrating saddles that women sit on to give them, like, super intense orgasms. 1) Ooooh. 2) Check it out. 3) (Quick Time audio) Oh! Damn! 2) How sick is that? 1) Very, tha...that's very sick. 2) So awesome. (full quote)
bigcat58 1) You know what, guy? I like it, but I'm thinkin' it might be a little bit small. 2) Totally, and it smells like fart. 1) Yeah, right. Let's take off, babe. 2) Roll down the windows in that car, sweetheart! (full quote)
bigcat58 1) I'm meeting him right now. 2) Dude, no dinner. He'll get the wrong idea. You don't want to get another tongue fucking at the valet stand. (full quote)
bigcat58 1) Muscle Beach, half an hour. I will see you there or I will see on another time. 2) That's very confusing. I don't know if you're going to come or not. 1) No. I'll be there. I'll be there. 2) Alright. I'll see you...I'll see you then. 1) Alright. Laytris on the menjay. ... What did I just say? (full quote)
bigcat58 1) You need a plastic bag? 2) Oh, no. I don't clean up after my dog. Dog poop is like a composte. It's got a ton of nutrients that enrich the soil. 1) We're on pavement. (full quote)
bigcat58 1) My son is a gay man and I embrace his lifestyle. 2) It's true. Dad loves the gays. I actually made him an honorary homo last month. (full quote)
bigcat58 1) You alright? The Hulk bustin' your balls? 2) Yeah. What are you doing here? 1) Oh, my, uh, my bloodbanks a few blocks away. I'm AB Negative, it's extremely rare, so I try to donate every couple of weeks. 2) Oh, that's really nice, Sydney. 1) There is also this nurse there who I want to fuck so badly. (full quote)
bigcat58 1) I made reservations to play golf on Sunday for the four of us. 2) No, Pete, I told you, I don't play sports with women. 1) Look, man, you told my fiancee that she needs to give me blowies in front of my whole family, alright. You owe me. 2) You make a valid point. (full quote)
bigcat58 The name is James Bond. James Bond. I'll have a margarita. Well, hey there, Miss Moneypussy. Wanna jump on my jetpack? (full quote)
bigcat58 1) You know, it takes alot of nerve to spend a beautiful evening with someone and then never call them again. 2) Doug, I can explain. 1) I just wish I could take back that kiss. 3) Oooooh. 1) Because I felt something that I haven't felt in years... and now I know... it was the taste of betrayal. 2) It wasn't the taste of betrayal. 1) It was the taste of betrayal. 2) No, it really wasn't. 1) It was the taste of betrayal, you fucking whore. 2) Doug? 1) Good day. 2) Doug wait... I can actually explain what just... 3) I would looove to hear that. (full quote)
bigcat58 Hello, Peter, it's Doug. Saw the billboards, they are wonderful. Wouldn't expect anything less from you, and sorry about calling you a whore... and, hello to Sydney if you guys are still together. Otherwise, you can Facebook me. (full quote)
bigcat58 Hey, I want you boys to know... you're both my best friends... and Hank Mardukas. (full quote)
bigcat58 1) I just want you to be happy... and to stop kissing strange men. 2) Heh heh heh (1+2 kiss) 1) Wow. It's really smoky in there. 2) Yeah. He got up in there. 1) Tongue? 2) Oh, yeah. 1) You wouldn't mind brushing your teeth, would you? 2) No, no. I've already done it a couple times. Do the mouthwash again. 1) There's some Tom's in the top cabinet. 2) No, I gotta go chemicals on this. 1) I love you! 2) I love you, too! I might use Comet. (full quote)