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Hot Tub Time Machine - 2010 Movie Quotes


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SpillProof Jacob: I've dated a lot of girls, hot ones. Lou: You've dated a lot of guys, gay ones. (full quote)
SpillProof Jacob: [to Lou] I have some adavain but it's different. Lou: Well, let's stick it up our asses! Jacob: It's not a suppository! Lou: It doesn't matter. You crush it up, put it in a paper towel, run it under some warm water, and you stick it right up your ass. That works! (full quote)
SpillProof Lou: I wanna fuck something! (full quote)
SpillProof Lou: God. Relax. It's like you've haven't seen a little cum on your friends face before. (full quote)
SpillProof Lou: [Trying to disclaim rumors of his impotence] Oh God! I'm gonna cum! Shia Lebeouf! I'm fucking Adam's sister! Dropping loads! So much fucking semen. Little Tiny Jacobs! (full quote)
SpillProof Jacob: I'm kinda right in the middle of a thing right now, but can I text you later? Girl at Club: Can you what? Jacob: Are you online at all? Girl at Club: I have no idea what you're talking about. Jacob: How do I get a hold of you? Girl at Club: You come find me. Jacob: That sounds... exhausting. (full quote)
SpillProof Nick: [Nick is having sex with Tara in the bathtub in order to keep the events of the past unchanged. Nick is crying about cheating on his wife] Courtney. Tara: Tara. Nick: Courtney. Tara: Tara. Nick: Courtney. Tara: No seriously my name is Tara. Nick: Not you, my wife. Tara: You're married? Nick: No, not yet, she's nine. (full quote)