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The Heartbreak Kid - 2007 Movie Quotes

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rmdoka Okay, cat's out of the bag. My son found your panties on the sidewalk and we've been talking about you all week. Eddie, give her back her undies. (full quote)
rmdoka Now listen to me and listen to me good! When your wife, on her honeymoon, asks you to cock her, you cock her good, God damn it! (full quote)
rmdoka You know what? Why don't you take your little Human Genome Project and hit the road. Homophobic hobbits. (full quote)
rmdoka Are you out of your mind? Funny's a male gene, you idiot. Haven't you ever noticed whenever you see a really funny girl, she's a little mannish? Think about it. Lily Tomlin, Ellen DeGeneres, Rosie O'Donnell... (full quote)
rmdoka I'm sorry to tell you this, but he no longer works here. He's actually in jail, serving six to ten years. He was caught having cock-fights. And I'm not speaking about the kind of rooster. (full quote)
rmdoka Look, you want to know the secret to a happy marriage? Do what I do. Plaster on a fake smile, plow through the next half century, sit back, relax, and wait for the sweet embrace of death (full quote)
rmdoka Remember, this is the Bible Belt. These people have guns. (full quote)
rmdoka I smell something weird down here. Smells like ya'll been hitting the Devil's lettuce. (full quote)
rmdoka You're in debt? What kind of debt? You know, the kind where you owe a lot of money to people. (full quote)