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22 Jump Street - 2014 Movie Quotes

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rmdoka Look, um...I know uh...we've known each other for a really long time. And uh...we live across the street from each other and stuff. And uh...I know like, in four days... I'm sure know, prom's like in four day (full quote)
rmdoka There's not a nice way to put it. You're a nerd. And, you know, she's, I don't know, she's hot. (full quote)
rmdoka Then you won't mind if I search your bike now, would you? (full quote)
rmdoka Are you guys even real cops? You look like the kids on Halloween. (full quote)
rmdoka I think what he was trying to say was, he's gonna punch you so many times round the genital area that...that your dick's just gonna fall off. (full quote)
rmdoka The department was forced to drop the charges, because you forgot to read him his Miranda rights. What possible reason is there for not doing the only thing you have to do when arresting someone? (full quote)
rmdoka He...honestly he did get away, and he threw me down pretty hard. I actually fucked up my elbow pretty bad. (full quote)
rmdoka Fortunately for you two, we're reviving a canceled undercover police program from the eighties, and revamping it for modern times. You see the guys in charge of this stuff lack creativity and are completely out of ideas. So all they do now is recycle stuff from the past and expect us all not to notice. One of these programmes involves the use of young immature seeming officers (full quote)
rmdoka Nobody in the system knows you're here. Alright? Nobody. You get kicked out of school, your monkey ass is gettin' kicked out of Jump Street. (full quote)
rmdoka Right now, HFS is contained right there at Sagan High. Now once this drug breaks containment, it goes viral in a few days. Jenko, I looked at your old transcript. I enrolled you in a bunch of crap courses, like, photography and drama. Get in with he burnouts and the cool kids, find out who's slingin' this stuff (full quote)
rmdoka Ladies, nobody gave a crap about the Jump Street reboot but you got lucky. So now this department has invested a lot of money to make sure Jump Street keeps going. The only problem is the Koreans bought the church back so we're moving you across the road to 22 Jump Street. (full quote)
rmdoka Look at Dickson's office. It looks like a giant cube of ice. (full quote)
rmdoka We're like Rihanna and Chris Brown. You're a good dancer but sometimes you're meaner than I'd like you to be (full quote)