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Stalag 17 - 1953 Movie Quotes


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11859 Sugarlips Shapiro...ah, amazing! (full quote)
11859 I like it here--eh. (full quote)
11859 Come on Animal, what d'ya say we trip the light fantastic? (full quote)
vanilla If I ever run into any of you bums on a street corner, just pretend we never met before. (full quote)
10929 -How do you expect to win the war with an army of clowns? -We sort of hope you'd laugh yourself to death. (full quote)
10929 I'm tellin' ya, Animal, these Nazis just ain't kosher. (full quote)
10929 Remember, just because the crowds are dumb doesn't mean that they're stupid. (full quote)
  Septon - So you said you were going to slit the throat of the stoolie, well here's the knife to do it with. (sticks knife in table) Only make sure you've got the right throat. Duke - We're looking at it. (full quote)
  -what are you trying to do? Embalm us while we're still alive? -All the house gurantees is that you don't go blind. (full quote)
  We're gonna plant them Animal. We're gonna grow us a chicken for Christmas! (full quote)
  Good morning Animal! what would you like for breakfast, Ham and eggs with little sausages? Bacon and eggs, sunny side up? (full quote)
  Hey Animal, Betty Grable is on the phone. (full quote)
  Get the antenna, get the antenna! I got the antenna, I got the antenna! (full quote)
  NNNEXT!!! Message from the Commandant: Any prisoners found throwing rocks at low-flying aircraft will be thrown in the boo... (full quote)
  I believe it, I believe it! (full quote)
10929 Monday afternoon, a sailboat race will be held at the cesspool. (full quote)
  *what were you doing when the Japs attach Peral Harbor? I WAS EATING DINNER! *That's right you were eating dinner, because they were eating dinner....in BERLIN! In Cleveland they were haven LUNCH! (full quote)
  ALRIGHT, AT EASE!...at easeee...at easeee (full quote)
  Dis place could use some curtens. You vill not get curtens! (full quote)
  ALRIGHT, AT EASE!...at easeee...at easeee (full quote)
  AK sooooo......AK sooooo (full quote)
  what do you mean, the Krouts already know! *You just told them! (full quote)
  When Johnney comes marching home again, HaRaw, HaRaw! When Johnney comes marching home again, HaRaw, HaRaw! (full quote)
  You want to party with the Russian woman? Get yourself a hundred cigiretts for the krout guards, then get yourself a new face. (full quote)
  Sooo, we have a funny man. (full quote)
  That is alright, I do not like boots. (full quote)
  Yes, today ve ave soup vit hamhock. dere is hamhock! vere is de hamhock? (full quote)
  We have security on the job. Security is checking everyone....But...who is checking security??? (full quote)
Arsey There are two people in this barracks who know I didn't do it. Me and the guy that did do it. (full quote)
Arsey 1.Hold it, Sefton. I said hold it. So we heard some shots. So who says they didn't get away? 2.Anybody here want to double their bet? (full quote)
Arsey what is this anyway, a kangaroo court? Why don't you get a rope and do it right? (full quote)
Arsey You're all wire-happy, boys. You've been in this camp too long. You put two and two together and it comes out four -- only it ain't four. (full quote)
Arsey Give that man a cupie doll. (full quote)
Arsey It's no use, Schulz, you might as well come clean. Why don't you just tell them it's me, because I'm really the illegitimate son of Hitler, and after the Germans win the war, you're going to make me the Gauleiter of Zinzinnati! (full quote)
Arsey what's the matter with you, Security? You were always so calm. Especially when you let Manfredi and Johnson go out there. (full quote)
Arsey 1.Hey Schultz, sprechen Sie Deutsches? 2.Ja? 1.Then droppen Sie dead! (full quote)
Arsey All right then, gentlemen, we are all friends again. And with Christmas coming on I have a special treat for you. I'll have you all deloused for the holidays and I'll have a little Christmas tree for every barrack. You will like that. (full quote)
Arsey 1.Hey... do Grable. 2.Now see here, Scarlett... I'm crazy about you and always have been. I gave you kisses for breakfast, kisses for lunch, and kisses for supper... and now I find that you're eating out. 1.Not Gable -- GRABLE. (full quote)
Arsey It adds up that you got yourselves the wrong guy. Because, I'm telling you, the krauts wouldn't plant two stoolies in one barracks. And whatever you do to me, you're gonna have to do all over again when you find the right guy. (full quote)
Arsey I'm tellin' ya, Animal, these Nazis just ain't kosher. (full quote)
Arsey Come on, Trader Horn, let's hear it. what'd you give the krauts for that egg? (full quote)
Arsey 1.Are you questioning me? 2.Getting acquainted. I'd like to make one friend in this barracks. 1.Well, don't bother, Sefton. I don't like you, I never did, and I never will. 2.A lot of people say that, and the first thing you know it, they get married, and live happily ever after. (full quote)
38573 What are you serving today? Nitric acid?!!! (full quote)
  what's the matter Security? You're always so calm. Especially when you let Manfredi and Johnson go out there. Col. Hogan would never let that happen. Now they'll tell Col. Klink! (full quote)
10929 No butts. (full quote)
10929 Aach! One Fuhrer is enough. (full quote)
10929 --I don't like you. I never did and i never will. --A lot of people say that, and the first thing you know is they're getting married. (full quote)
10929 Maybe he just wanted to steal our wire cutters. Did you ever think of that? (full quote)
10929 If I ever run into any of you bums on the street corner, just pretend we never met before. (full quote)
10929 When Johnny Comes Marching home. (full quote)
10929 Nasty weather we're having, eh? And I so much hoped we could give you a white Christmas - just like the ones you used to know. (full quote)
44957 She's built like a brick Kremlin. (full quote)
44957 The Commandant wants the barracks spic and also span. (full quote)
10929 It always makes me sore when I see those war pictures, all about flying leathernecks and submarine patrols and frogmen and guerrillas in the Philippines. What gets to me is that there was nevera movie about POWs, about prisoners of war. (full quote)
42119 You can have the department store Cookie. Or what's left of it (full quote)
10929 He's a Nazi, price is. (full quote)
10929 Not Gable - GRABLE! (full quote)
10929 I'm tellin' ya, Animal, these Nazis ain't kosher. (full quote)
chasprice Maybe he just wanted to steal our wire cutters. (full quote)
chasprice When was Pearl Harbor, price, or don't you know that? (full quote)
chasprice 1) where'd it come from? 2) From a chicken, bug-wit. (full quote)
chasprice 1) Now see here, Scarlett... I'm crazy about you and always have been. I gave you kisses for breakfast, kisses for lunch, and kisses for supper... and now I find that you're eating out. 2) Not Gable, GRABLE! (full quote)
chasprice And there won't be no reprieve from no governor. (full quote)
10929 Snap out of it! (full quote)
10929 A trained specialist. (full quote)