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| 13896 |
your a little bit of terrific..
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| 13896 |
good night Sugar...
Oh, good night hunnie...
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| 1054 |
Wait for Sugar
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| 25437 |
1.I'm a man 2. Nobody's perfect
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1)Is he sick?! 2)No but he hasn't been eatting to good. He's got an empty stomach, and it's gone to his head!
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1.If there's anything I can do for you 2.Oh I can think of a hundred things...Thats one of them!!
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1.I'm engaged 2.Oh? Who's the lucky ? 1. I am.
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1: Which of these instruments do you play?
2: Bull Fiddle
1: Oh, fascinating! Do you use a bow or do you just pluck it?
2: Most of the time I like to slap it!
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(1)I come from this musical family. My mother was a piano teacher and my father was a conductor. (2)Where did he conduct? (1)On the Baltimore & Ohio.
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| 30046 |
I never did like the name Geraldine.
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| GhoulyGirl13 |
Real diamonds! They must be worth their weight in gold!
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| GhoulyGirl13 |
1: Water polo, isn't that dangerous?
2: It sure is. I had two ponies drowned under me.
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| GhoulyGirl13 |
The ship is in ship-shape shape.
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| GhoulyGirl13 |
Him: Look, miss, are you interested in knowing if I am married or not?
Her: No, I'm not interested at all.
Him: Well, I'm not.
Her: Oh! That's very interesting!
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| 10929 |
--We didn't see anything!
--We didn't hear anything either!
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| 10929 |
--Suppose Lake Michigan overflows.
--Well, don't look now, but the whole town is underwater!
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| 31574 |
1)Keep telling yourself your a girl. 2)I'm a girl. I'm a girl!
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So you move onto the next guy, the next saxophone player, its the same thing all over again. You see what I mean? Not very bright!
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| 10929 |
No one speaks like that.
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| 10929 |
Zowie!
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| 10929 |
--We're the new girls.
--brand new.
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| 10929 |
I Wanna Be Loved By You.
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| 10929 |
I'm Through With Love.
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| The Raven |
Josephine): You've gotta keep telling yourself, you're a boy. Daphne): I'm a boy? Josephine): You're a boy. Daphne): I'm a boy. Josephine): That's the boy. Daphne): Oh boy, am I a boy.
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And where did you get that phony accent? *imatating accent* nobody talks like that.
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| 10929 |
Suppose you got hit by a truck. Suppose the stock market crashes.
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Sugar: I could stop drinking if I want to only I dont want to
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| 10929 |
--I'm Osgood Fielding the Third.
--I'm Cinderella the Second.
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Josephine: You've gotta keep telling yourself: you're a boy.
Daphne: I'm a boy?
Josephine: You're a boy.
Daphne: I'm a boy.
Josephine: That's the boy.
Daphne: Oh boy, am I a boy.
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Jerry: You don't understand, Osgood! Aaah... I'm a man!
Osgood: Well, nobody's perfect.
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Jerry: Now you've done it!
Joe: Done what?
Jerry: You tore off one of my chests!
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Sugar: It's the story of my life. I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.
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fasten your seatbelts it's gonna be a bumpy night
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| 10929 |
With all the unrest in the world, I don't think anybody should have a yacht that sleeps more than twelve.
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| 10929 |
--I feel like everyone is staring at me.
--With those legs, are you kidding?
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| 22717 |
1: How much do I owe the milk fund so far? 2: 850,000 dollars. 1: Let's make it an even million. (kissing)
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He does have a Bicycle!
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| 4108 |
1.) You're NOT a girl! You're a GUY! Why would a guy wanna marry a guy?
2.) security!
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| 4108 |
Look at that! Look how she moves! That's just like Jell-O on springs. Must have some sort of built-in motor or something. I tell you, it's a whole different sex!
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| 4108 |
It's the story of my life. I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.
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nobodys perfect
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| 3225 |
1) I come from a musical family. My father was a famous conducter 2) Where did your father conduct? 1) On the Baltimore & Ohio
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| 3225 |
1)You don't understand, Osgood. I'm a man 2)Well, nobody's perfect
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Sugar: what's the surprise?
Daphne: Uh, unh. Not yet.
Sugar: When?
Daphne: Better have a drink first.
Sugar: That'll put hair on your chest.
Daphne: No fair guessing.
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| 8936 |
1) I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all... I'm a man. 2) Well, nobody's perfect.
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| 8936 |
1)You're a guy. Why would a guy want to marry a guy? 2) security.
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| 10929 |
They get those weak eyes from reading, you know, those long tiny little columns in 'The wall Street Journal.'
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| 10929 |
Men who were glasses are so much more gentle, sweet and helpless.
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| 10929 |
--Syncopators? Does that mean you play that fast music, jazz?
--Yeah, real hot.
--Oh, well, I guess some like it hot. But personally, I prefer classical music.
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| 10929 |
Well, that's all for tonight, folks. This is Sweet Sue reminding all you daddy-Os out there that every girl in my band is a virtuoso, and I intend to keep it that way.
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| 10929 |
Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O with springs.
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| 10929 |
--what a beautiful fish.
--I caught him off Cape Hatteras.
--what is it?
--It's a member of the Herring family.
--A herring? Isn't it amazing how they get those big fish into those little glass jars?
--They shrink when they're marinated.
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| 10929 |
--Bienstock, I ought to fire you!
--Me? I'm the manager of the band, not the night watchman.
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| 10929 |
--Look, if you boys want to pick up a little money tonight, at the University of Illinois they're having, pardon the expression, a St. Valentine's dance.
--We'll take it!
--You got it. Six dollars a man. Be on the campus in Urbana at eight o'clock.
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all the way to urbana for a one night stand?
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| 33944 |
Look how she moves... It's like Jello on springs... Must have some sort of built-in motor
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