Movie quotes
Random Movie quotes
- From the movie: Roger & Me
“You know why Jewish girls don't get AIDS? They only marry assholes, they don't screw 'em!”
- From the movie: Shopgirl
“You never call him. But if he calls you you talk to him, then act like you have another call, keep him on hold for a long time. Like longer than you think is passable. And break dates. After he's additcted, cut him off. That's when you got him.”
- From the movie: The Rum Diary
“Ride yourself a trade wind...”
- From the movie: guardian, the
“- Ben Randall: When the heck did we get old?
- Maggie McGlone: I've always been old. I mean if my muscles ache, it's because I've used 'em. It's hard for me to walk up them steps now, its 'cuz I walked up 'em every night to lay next to a man who loved me. I got a few wrinkles here and there, but I've layed under thousands of skies with sunny days.” - From the movie: Way of the Gun
“There is a natural order. The way things are meant to be. An order that says that the good guys always win. That you die when it's your time, or you have it coming. That the ending is always happy, if only for someone else.”
- From the movie: Of Mice and Men
“Seems to me like Curly's worse since he got married. Like he's sittin' on an ant hill.”
- From the movie: Shadow of a Doubt
“Are they human or are they fat, wheezing animals, hmm? And what happens to animals when they get too fat and too old?”
- From the movie: Scarface
“You a communist? Huh? How'd you like it, man? They tell you all the time what to do, what to think, what to feel. Do you wanna be like a sheep? Like all those other people? Baah! Baah!”
- From the movie: His Girl Friday
“- Newsman: We were only saying a swell reporter like you wouldn't quit so easy...
- Hildy Johnson: I can quit all right without a single quiver. I'm gonna live like a human being. Not like you chumps.” - From the movie: Disturbia
“Think about that, why does he want his privacy? I mean he's hiding something, we know that. Right? And he knows that we know that, he knows that, and regardless of if he had a bad day or good one, it doesen't matter. He scared the hell out of you, that's a grown man.”
- From the movie: Slacker
“- Has Faith in Groups: That's what I hate: When you start talking like this, like you just pull in these things from the shit you read, and you haven't thought it out for yourself, no bearing on the world around us, and totally unoriginal.
- Based on Authoritative Sources: Okay, great. Personal attacks now, is that it? I thought we were beyond...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
- Kirk: "All I ask is a tall ship, and a star to steer by".
- McCoy: Melville.
- Spock: John Masefield.
- McCoy: Are you sure about that?
- Spock: I am well-versed in the classics, Doctor. - From the movie: Moving
- From the movie: Fred Claus
“- Clyde: Where do you think you're going?
- Fred Claus: Delivering presents.
- Clyde: No you're not! Santa is the only one who can deliver the presents!
- Willie: No, only a Claus can deliver the presents, and that is a Claus.” - From the movie: Restoration
“- Katharine: In Ireland a man with a horse, a cart and a book he knows how to read is the catch of the county.
- Robert Merivel: Well, perhaps when we have made fire of the cart and eaten the horse and wiped our asses with the book, you'll become better acquainted with what you have caught.” - From the movie: House of the Long Shadows
- From the movie: X-Men: Apocalypse
“I know you think you've lost everything, but you haven't. You have me, you have Charles... you have more family than you know. You never had the chance to save your family before, but you do now. That's what I've come here to tell you.”
- From the movie: Play It to the Bone
“- Grace Pasic: It was a nice three months together.
- Cesar Dominguez: Six. It was six months, honey.
- Grace Pasic: But only three were nice.” - From the movie: Concussion
“I never wanted anything as much as I wanted to be an American.”
- From the movie: Four Rooms
- From the movie: Happy, Texas
“- Josephine McClintock: I guess I should be flattered by your stalking.
- Harry Sawyer: There's such a fine line between stalking and being attentive, and I was - I don't know - going for being attentive.” - From the movie: Flight
“The FAA and the NTSB took 10 pilots, placed them in simulators, recreated the events that led to this plane falling out of the sky. Do you know how many of them were able to safely land the planes? Not one. Every pilot crashed the aircraft, killed everybody on board. You were the only one who could do it!”
- From the movie: Phantasm II
“You think that when you die, you go to Heaven. You come to us!”
- From the movie: Safe
“- Alex Rosen: What is she to you?
- Luke Wright: Life.” - From the movie: Caddyshack
In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, "au revoir, gopher".
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