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Charade - 1963 Movie Quotes

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4108 How about making me vice president in charge of cheering you up? (full quote)
4108 1.) I already know an awful lot of people and until one of them dies I couldn't possibly meet anyone else. 2.) Well, if anyone goes on the critical list, let me know. (full quote)
4108 1.) Wow, when you come on, you come on, don't you? 2.) Oh, come on! (full quote)
4108 1.) Do you know what's wrong with you? 2.) No, what? 3.) Nothing! (full quote)
4108 It is infuriating that your unhappiness does not turn to fat! (full quote)
4108 It is infuriating that your unhappiness does not turn to fat! (full quote)
4108 How do you shave in there? (full quote)
4108 Of course, you won't be able to lie on your back for a while but then you can lie from any position, can't you? (full quote)
4108 We use the guillotine in this country. I have always imagined that the blade, coming down, causes no more than a slight tickling sensation on the back of the neck. It is only a guess, of course. I hope none of you ever finds out for certain. (full quote)
4108 1.) So you think *I'm* the murderer? What do I have to do to convince you that I'm not, be the next victim? 2.) Well that would be a start. (full quote)
4108 1.) Now we wait. With our mouths shut. 2.) [yawns] Sorry about that. (full quote)
4108 1.) Well, what did you expect me to say? That a pretty girl with an outrageous manner means more to an old pro like me than a quarter of a million dollars? 2.) I don't suppose so. 1.) Well, it's a toss-up, I can tell you that. 2.) What did you say? 1.) Hasn't it occurred to you that I'm having a tough time keeping my hands off you? Oh, you should see your face. 2.) What's the matter with it? 1.) It's lovely. What's the matter now? 2.) I'm not hungry anymore; isn't it glorious? (full quote)
4108 You green Horn! She batted them pretty little eyes at you, and you fell for it like an egg from a tall chicken! (full quote)
4108 1.) Tell me, Mister Dyle. where were you at 3:30 a.m.? 2.) In my room. Asleep. 1.) And you, Mrs. Lampert? 3.) I was, too. 1.) In Mister Dyle's room? 3.) No, in my room. 1.) Obviously you're telling the truth, for why would you invent such a ridiculous story? (full quote)
4108 Do women find it feminine to be so illogical, or can't they help it? (full quote)
4108 Marriage license, did you say marriage license? Oh I love you Adam, Alex, Peter, Brian, whatever your name is. (full quote)
4108 Three of them. All in their pyjamas? C'est ridicule! what is it, some new American fad? (full quote)
4108 Heroin, peppermint-flavored heroin. (full quote)
6664 a) You're blocking my view. b)Which view is that? c)The one you're blocking! (full quote)
8936 1) Do you know what's wrong with you? 2) No. what? 1) Nothing. (full quote)
8936 Won't you come in for a moment? I don't bite, you know - unless it's called for. (full quote)
15809 1) I could eat a horse. 2) I think that's what you ordered. (full quote)
  I already know so many people that until one dies, I can't possibly meet another (full quote)
  - I'm beginning to think women make the best spies. - Agents (full quote)
10929 I can't stand these things. It's like drinking coffee through a veil. (full quote)
10929 -He must have known Charles pretty well. -How can you tell? -He's allergic to him. (full quote)
10929 This nose tells me when you are lying. It is nver mistaken. Not in 23 years. This nose will make me Commissioner of Police. (full quote)
  1: Could you tell heroin just by the taste of it? 2:(tastes something)HEROIN! Peppermint flavored heroin. (full quote)
30083 1. But I'm not Dyle, you know that! 2. But Tex doesn't know're a murderer! (full quote)
30083 1.Would you ever do that? 2. What kill someone? 1. No swing down from the bell tower to save the woman you love, like the Hunchback of Notre Dame. (full quote)
30083 1. I'm not Dyle you know that! 2. Yes, but Tex doesn't know that, you're a murderer!! 1. REGGIE! I WANT THOSE STAMPS! (full quote)
30083 1. Did you say marriage license? 2. Oh, don't change the subject give me those stamps. 1. Ooh, I love you Peter, Alex, Adam, Brian, whatever your name is. Ooh I love you. I hope we have a lot of boys so we can name them all after you. (full quote)
  Is it a crime to steal stolen money? (full quote)
  Is it a crime to steal stolen money? (full quote)
34164 1)Oh you should see your face! 2)What's the matter with it? 3) It's lovely. 4) I'm not hungry anymore,isn't it glorius! (full quote)
10929 Charade. (full quote)
10929 Why do people have to tell lies? (full quote)
10929 Don't tell me, you didn't think it was loaded. (full quote)
  Can he go do something productive like start an avalanche? (full quote)
Arsey You won't be able to lie on your back for a while, but then again you can lie from any position. (full quote)
  1-your blocking my view 2-Which view do you want? 1-The one your blocking (full quote)
  jet dry! (full quote)
Arsey 1.You know, I can't help feeling sorry for Scobie. Wouldn't it be nice if we were like that? 2.What, like Scobie? 1.No, Gene Kelly. (full quote)
Arsey Brian Crookshank. Serves me right if I get stuck with that one. (full quote)
Arsey 1.Reggie, cut it out. 2.Okay. 1.Well, now what are you doing? 2.Cutting it out. 1.Who told you to do that? (full quote)
Arsey 1.Which one are you? 2.A truthful white-foot. 1.Come in. Sit down. 2.Why, do you want to look at my feet? 1.Yes. (full quote)