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How to Murder Your Wife - 1965 Movie Quotes

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10929 --what do you call it when you hate the woman you love? --A wife. (full quote)
10929 I've been married for forty years and I don't regret a day of it. The one day I don't regret is August 2, 1936. My wife was visiting her ailing mother. (full quote)
10929 Yeah, but being married is the normal way to live. (full quote)
10929 Marriage is not a basic fact of nature. It's an invention! It's like the infield fly rule. It exists only because women say so. And like idiots, we just go following right along. (full quote)
10929 Push the button, Harold. (full quote)
10929 Indeed, I did slip her a mickey. (full quote)
10929 Acquit me on the grounds of justifiable homicide. (full quote)
10929 Sir, under American law, you cannot be tried for the same crime twice. They've already acquitted you of her murder. So if she did come back, you could quite legally kill her again. (full quote)
10929 It doesn't look good. (full quote)