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Shot in the Dark, A - 1964 Movie Quotes


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18784 1. call a doctor 2. Are you sick sir? 1. No, I've seemed to have stabbed myself with the letter opener. (full quote)
10929 Facts, Hercule. Facts! Nothing matters but the facts. Without them the science of criminal investigation is nothing more than a guessing game. (full quote)
10929 You are forgetting the most important fact...motive. (full quote)
10929 And I submit, Inspector Ballon, that you arrived home, found Miguel with Maria Gambrelli, and killed him in a rit of fealous jage! (full quote)
10929 --You can have one of my cigarettes. --Oh, thank you. --You have it backwards. --Oh...It tastes very bad that way. (full quote)
10929 Tell me, why do so many men smoke afterwards? No wonder tobacco companies get rich. (full quote)
10929 --He beat her. --He was Spanish! --He tore her dress off. --Would you kill someone who tore your dress off? (full quote)
10929 Give me ten men like Clouseau and I could destroy the world. (full quote)
10929 --Well...that just goes to prove what I have said all along. --what you've said, Clouseau, qualifies you as the greatest prophet since Custer said he was going to surround all those Indians! (full quote)
10929 --And..there were your fingerprints! --Well, why not? It's my house. I've often been in that closet. --For what reason? --Last time was moths. --Meuths? --Moths! --Yes, meuths. (full quote)
10929 --Is that right, Maria, that you were complaining about these meuths? --Yes, I did complain about moths. --Oh, you mean meuths. (full quote)
10929 --I am here on official business and I am looking for someone in the recreation area. --Not unless you take off your clothes. --You, sir, are under arrest. --Arrest? What for? --For making lewd and suggestive remarks to an official of the French government. --Lewd and suggestive remarks? --Also for indecent exposure. Doesn't anyone wear any clothes around here? --No. --What? --This is a nudist colony. (full quote)
10929 --what about the maid? --The maid? --Was he jealous of her too? He strangled her. --It is possible that his intended victim was a man and that he made a mistake. --Mistake? In a nudist camp? (full quote)