Movie quotes
Random Movie quotes
- From the movie: Parenthood
“Our children are more capable of retaining and absorbing information than we are and yet we insist on treating them like adorable little morons.”
- From the movie: Blue Collar Comedy Tour
- From the movie: Four Christmases
“My childhood was like the Shawshank Redemption, except I didn't have some old, warm, black man to share my story with!”
- From the movie: Sky High
“If someone is a true friend, you'd be surprised how understanding they can be.”
- From the movie: The Batman
- From the movie: Play It to the Bone
“If a man builds a thousand bridges and sucks one dick, they don't call him a bridge-builder, they call him a cocksucker.”
- From the movie: Doomsday
“You carry on the way you're going, you're going to wind up one seriously fucked up individual.”
- From the movie: The Best Years of Our Lives
- From the movie: Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls
“That's what you slipped in! That's what was on your shoe! And that explains the abrasion on your palm! Let me run that back for you.
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Malp ruoy no noisarba eht snialpxe taht dna eohs ruoy no saw tahw staht ni deppils uoy tahw staht.” - From the movie: Brother Orchid
- From the movie: Bring It On: All or Nothing
“- Britney: You want me to copy all of that? Can't you just give it to me in like, a book?
- Mrs. Webster: I'm sorry Miss Allen, but we don't have enough books for everyone. Now I wouldn't want to single you out and give you one, we wouldn't want the other students to think that you're more important than them now would we?
- Britney: No.
- Mrs....” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: New York Stories
“I'm 50 years old. I'm a partner in a big law firm. You know I'm very successful, and I still haven't resolved my relationship with my mother.”
- From the movie: Heartbreak Hotel
“Son, you're talking to Elvis Presley! Do I look like a dating service?”
- From the movie: Strange Wilderness
“That jungle is thick. I don't think anybody's even been in there. You know, you should quit now while you're alive.”
- From the movie: Nick of Time
“Look at her. That's what it looks like. She was alive a minute ago, and now she's dead because you wouldn't do what I told you to do.”
- From the movie: Jeepers Creepers 2
“Why do I think you want to call me something else? You want to call me something else, Scotty? I can see you thinking it, whether you say it or not.”
- From the movie: Max Dugan Returns
“- Max Dugan: Life hasn't been all that wonderful to you, has it Nora?
- Nora McPhee: I take what comes along.
- Max Dugan: Well, why don't you take the good as well as the bad?
- Nora McPhee: When it comes from the same place I get a little suspicious.” - From the movie: Finding Dory
“- Destiny: You and I were friends!
- Dory: No.
- Destiny: It was so much fun because I’d tell you a story and then you’d completely forget it about, and then I’d get to tell it to you over and over again.” - From the movie: He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
Let's just get this straight. You're 20-something years old, you have no job, no money, very few prospects. You haven't been seen in the vicinity of anything which even faintly resembles a member of the opposite sex in over 6 months. And yet you sit here and tell us that you have some kind of special thing that makes the other side go "gaga".... (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Alice Through the Looking Glass
“- Alice Kingsleigh: Where am I?
- Addison Bennett: Let me see, excitable, prone to fantasy, textbook case of female hysteria. Untreatable, some say. I beg to differ. We’ll have her fixed in no time.” - From the movie: Dracula: Dead and Loving It
- From the movie: Spider-Man
“- Peter Parker: A hundred bucks? The ad said three thousand.
- Wrestling Promoter: Well, check it again, web head. The ad said three grand, for three minutes, and you pinned him in two. For that I give you a hundred, and you're lucky to get that.
- Peter Parker: I need that money.
- Wrestling Promoter: I missed the part where that's my problem.” - From the movie: 2gether
Have you ever heard the phrase "too good to be true"? This kid is! His name is Jason McKnight, but they call him, "QT". Oh I knew right away he could sing, the kid had looks and charisma, but what I did not know, was that he's also suffering from biliary thrombosis. That is a liver disease. That is a terminal illness. That is what we in the... (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Stir of Echoes
“- Tom Witzky: I never wanted to be famous. I just never expected to be so...
- Maggie Witzky: What?
- Tom Witzky: I don't know, ordinary.” - From the movie: The Last Temptation of Christ
“- Pontius Pilate: It's one thing to want to change the way people live... but you want to change how they think, how they feel.
- Jesus: All I'm saying is that change will happen with love, not with killing.
- Pontius Pilate: Either way, it's dangerous. It's against Rome. It's against the way the world is. And killing or loving, it's all the...” (continue)(continue reading)
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