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Fortune Cookie, The - 1966 Movie Quotes

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4921 Too bad it didn't happen further down the front of the May Company. From them, you can collect! Couldn't you have dragged yourself another twenty feet? (full quote)
10929 --Willie, I'm not going to stand still for one of your phony whiplash cases. --Whiplash, nothing. We're going for all the marbles. (full quote)
10929 --This guy is so full of angles, and gimmicks, and twists...he starts to describe a doughnut, and it comes out a pretzel. --Nevertheless, when he gets here, I suggest we try the friendly approach. --Okay. But after you shake hands with him, I suggest you count your fingers. (full quote)
10929 Say! You each have an office like this or do you all bunk together? (full quote)
10929 --FAKE! All these new-fangled machines...fake! They prove nothing! In the old days, we used to do these things better. A man says he is paralyzed, you simply throw him in a snake pit. If he climbs out, then you know he is lying. --And if he doesn't climb out? --Then we have lost a patient, but we have found an honest man! (full quote)
10929 --In that case, may I recommend our Gemini Plan. --What's Gemini? --Two operatives, twenty-four hour coverage, a microphone in every room, 16-millimeter camera, telescopic lens, and Technicolor! (full quote)
10929 --Bring me back a corned beef on rye, hold the butter, easy on the mustard, and a strawberry milkshake. --Anything else? --A pack of Tiparillos. (full quote)
10929 Come on, play ball! (full quote)
10929 Why don't you kids go play on the freeway? (full quote)
10929 You can fool all of the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time. (full quote)
10929 Of course he's upset. He's a lawyer - he's paid to be upset. (full quote)
10929 What's wrong? Insurance companies have too much money - they have to microfilm it. (full quote)
10929 How did I ever marry into a family like this? (full quote)
10929 You guys should really bone up on negligence. (full quote)
10929 He could find a loophole in the Ten Commandments. (full quote)
10929 --You suppose maybe it's something internal? --How would I know? I'm a lawyer, not a doctor. (full quote)
10929 --Hi, kid. what are you watching? --An old movie about Abraham Lincoln. --Lincoln? Great president. Lousy lawyer. (full quote)
10929 --You wear a belt or suspenders? --Suspenders? They went out with Clarence Darrow. Great lawyer. Lousy dresser. (full quote)
10929 Now when it comes to investing, the big trick is diversification. You put a little in uranium stocks, a few oil wells in Montana, some real estate in downtown Phoenix. (full quote)
10929 Well, Consolidated insurance would like to wrap up the Hinkle case before the first of the year, simply as a matter of bookkeeping. (full quote)
10929 --Go right in, Mr. Gingrich. --Thanks. And take the rest of the afternoon off. (full quote)
10929 Pray for him, Sister. (full quote)
10929 He's serious, and so am I. (full quote)