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Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum, A - 1966 Movie Quotes

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4921 Was 1 a good year? (full quote)
4049 If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times; do not fan the girls when they're wet! But you'll never learn, you'll be a eunuch all your life. (full quote)
4049 A common flesh-peddler in the house next to ours, disgusting! (full quote)
8936 I want a sit down orgy for 40. (full quote)
8936 Was 1 a good year? (full quote)
  I want a mosaic of this scene, a whole wall of... (full quote)
10929 --People do not go around freeing slaves every day. --Be the first. start a fashion. (full quote)
10929 I live to grovel. (full quote)
10929 --Rather than let you down, I would die. --That is what I had in mind. (full quote)
10929 A word of advice: never fall in love during a total eclipse. (full quote)
10929 An honest virgin! what a terrible combination! (full quote)
10929 I shall return in a nonce. At most, two nonces. (full quote)
10929 --My father is rolling over in his grave. --your father is alive. --This will kill him. (full quote)
10929 My daughter's an eunuch? (full quote)
10929 --Is it contagious? --Have you ever seen a plague that wasn't? (full quote)
10929 Arrange food, drink, entertainment, and a sit-down orgy for forty. (full quote)
10929 We'll need a body. Anybody's body. (full quote)
10929 Son, if you're only as happy as your mother and I have heart bleeds for you. (full quote)
10929 --Stand aside everyone! I take large steps. (full quote)
10929 --Calm yourself down! I'll tell you when it's time to panic! --I smell mischief here! --It's time. (full quote)
10929 --That breeder woman, has she been thrown a mate yet? --Alas, she refuses just any slave. She demands to choose. (full quote)
10929 It's against Roman law to take one's life. Penalty is death. (full quote)
10929 Forgive me for ever having mistrusted you, darling. But you have been a little distant these past twenty-nine years. (full quote)
10929 --Wait! --Yes? --A brilliant idea! --Yes! --That's what we need, a brilliant idea. (full quote)
10929 --what can happen in an hour or two? --At his age, the mind boggles! (full quote)
10929 --For us there will never be happiness. --We must learn to be happy without it. (full quote)
10929 --I cannot afford to offend the gods. --Who can? (full quote)
10929 --You are in need of a soothsayer. --How did you know? --I'd be a fine soothsayer if I didn't. (full quote)
10929 --You must never know what goes on in that house. --But I do know. --You do? Isn't it amazing? (full quote)
10929 --Can you get one from Gusto the Body Snatcher? --He owes me a favor. But he died yesterday. --Uh...what about his body? --Somebody snatched it. Uh, let's see...who do we know that's dead? (full quote)
  smartly done! (full quote)
  She's not a virgin! --- Those filthy pirates! (full quote)